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I'm not the kind of woman who is typically defined by her man. Truth be told, as someone who has been single for most of my adulthood, there hasn't often been a man by which to be defined. But beyond that, as a sex blogger with an ill-understood job and a host of idiosyncrasies, I'm not used to being defined by anything other than who I am. Related posts: Ask Max: Do Long Distance Relationships Work? Wanted: Unboyfriend max about town: sex, relationships, and sometimes love > read more

Confessions of a Cheater

Published on 2012-05-15 23:01:22

I told someone the other day that I had the soul of a cheater. She said that was an oxymoron because cheaters have no soul. Which is an understandable point of view I suppose, if you're someone who has had their heart smashed open by infidelity. She said she could never, as long as she lived, understand what the fuck someone is thinking when they decide to cheat. So here it is my friend - what goes on in the mind of a cheater. Or at least what went on in my mind when I did it. Related posts: Th [..] > read more

Time to Get Summer Fit

Published on 2012-05-13 23:01:14

So there are 37 more days until summer and if you're anything like me, there's a bit of a crisis going on beneath your clothes. Under normal circumstances, I do a pretty good job of working out 5-7 days a week, but with this fucking toothache that has been plaguing me for the last five weeks I've fallen way off my game. Which was one thing when it was chilly and I was rocking my uniform of skinny jeans (that I have to fight to get on), loose blouses, and blazers. But with summer comes slutty clo [..] > read more

An Interesting Take on Manscaping

Published on 2012-05-09 23:01:21

My theory on manscaping has always been very simple: Do it. Or yes please. There is no reason for you to have your woman choking or pulling hair out of her teeth when she's trying to do you a solid, you get what I'm saying? Handle the top, handle the balls, and while you're at it, handle the crack too. No related posts. > read more

I’m Back Bitches

Published on 2012-05-07 23:01:36

Kids, I know. I am a blogging failure. But true you don't know what I've been going through. You just don't know! Four weeks straight of sleepless nights and skull-shattering tooth agony? Plus I still have a job, a life, and a man to tend to? It's a miracle I didn't go all Falling Down on someone's ass. (Are you guys old enough to remember that movie? That was some real shit.) No related posts. > read more

The Chuck Bass

Published on 2012-04-16 06:14:40

If you follow me on twitter you may have noticed my random tweets about shit that happened on Gossip Girl a long time ago. True to my essential slow-class nature, I was two seasons behind on the happenings on the upper east side and have been spending my toothache-induced sleepless nights getting caught up. There are a lot smarter things I could have done with that time (like maybe writing blog posts?!?), but it was worth it for one simple reason: I got to gorge myself on Chuck Bass. No related [..] > read more

The Chuck Bass

Published on 2012-04-16 06:14:40

5 Fates Worse Than Death

Published on 2012-04-10 01:47:06

I'm writing this in the middle of the night. It's actually 2:01am on Tuesday morning, if you want to get technical about it. If you know me in real life you know that if I'm awake at this hour something must be seriously wrong with the world. While the world sleeps and even the crackheads quiet, I'm sitting upright in bed, a fan blowing cold air on my face and a glass of ice by my side. Why? I have a fucking toothache. No related posts. > read more

5 Fates Worse Than Death

Published on 2012-04-10 01:47:06

Possession (50 Shades of Hot)

Published on 2012-04-02 05:32:59

I have a new obsession. Not that I needed one more thing to distract me from work, my friends, my workouts, and my blog; but my new compulsion is a dirty little itch I can't stop scratching. I try to stop myself, knowing I should ration it, stretch it out, make it last, but I just can't stop myself. It's like drugs. Related posts: Several Shades of Asshole > read more

Possession (50 Shades of Hot)

Published on 2012-04-02 05:32:59

Three More Days

Published on 2012-03-30 05:35:21

Are you there world? It's me, Max. I'm still alive! No related posts. > read more

Three More Days

Published on 2012-03-30 05:35:21

Are you there world? It's me, Max. I'm still alive! No related posts. > read more

10 Thoughts About Quitting Smoking

Published on 2012-03-19 06:21:00

I fucking love smoking. It's what I do. My entire adulthood has happened with a cigarette in my hand. Well, except for a two-year blip in my twenties where I quit smoking and went through life with an unlit cigarette in my hand. Smoking makes everything funner. It takes the edge off anger, fullness, and fatigue. It calms the nerves (no it doesn't) and allows me to get fresh air during my workday (ha!). Oh - and it's the perfect end to sex. Related posts: This is the end, beautiful friend (Max in [..] > read more

10 Thoughts About Quitting Smoking

Published on 2012-03-19 06:21:00

Appreciation

Published on 2012-03-14 05:47:53

My girlfriend made me late yesterday. I had plans to meet up with my sister after work, and for once in my life I'd planned my departure perfectly so that I would arrive on time - no aimless wandering to kill time, no frantic rushing. But as I walked my girl to the subway on my way to the spot, she dropped the bomb that she had given her fiance his ring back and she was so done. No related posts. > read more

Appreciation

Published on 2012-03-14 05:47:53

Are You Following Your Flow?

Published on 2012-03-12 06:46:53

I've never really been one for making life plans. For most of my adulthood I've drifted seamlessly from job to social circle to neighbourhood to hairstyle; never giving much thought to how one led into the next. It was a nice little setup that allowed me to have more bizarre life experiences at 36 than some people have in their entire lives. No related posts. > read more

Are You Following Your Flow?

Published on 2012-03-12 06:46:53

Shit You Should Never Say to Your Man

Published on 2012-03-07 05:12:51

Yes this is a throwback, but every once in a while the ladies (including myself) need a reminder to mind our P's and Q's. Plus it's one of my favourite posts ever and I think we could all use some fun around here. Here it is with an updated intro. Related posts: Don’t Do Girlfriend Shit Shit Girls Say > read more

Shit You Should Never Say to Your Man

Published on 2012-03-07 05:12:51

Truth Lite

Published on 2012-03-05 05:23:58

A couple of weeks ago I watched a documentary about Bob Marley that fucked me up. No related posts. > read more

Truth Lite

Published on 2012-03-05 05:23:58

A couple of weeks ago I watched a documentary about Bob Marley that fucked me up. No related posts. > read more

I’m a Greedy Girl

Published on 2012-02-29 05:44:06

"If your biggest problem in life is that your girl wants you too much, you have no problems at all". Related posts: The Next Girl > read more

I’m a Greedy Girl

Published on 2012-02-29 05:44:06

"If your biggest problem in life is that your girl wants you too much, you have no problems at all". Related posts: Throwback Tuesday – The Just Before Girl 5 Gifts You Must Never Buy Your Girl The Easiest Thing (You’re Not Doing) To Make Your Girl Happy > read more

Ask Max: Am I Being Friend-Zoned?

Published on 2012-02-27 06:35:32

Ask Max is my weekly advice column where I respond to readers' sex, dating, and relationship questions and the max-logic fam weighs in with their own advice. If you have a question that you need help with, click the Ask Max button at the top of the page and fill in the form. There's even an anonymous feature for those of you who are shy. Related posts: Ask Max: My Friend is a Hoochie This is the end, beautiful friend (Max in Real Life) A Couple’s Best Friend > read more

A 5 Out of 10

Published on 2012-02-22 06:21:52

When I was 15 years old, Jason Hughes* told Jessica McKenzie* (not their real names) that I was an 8 out of 10 on the scale of prettiness. This was a momentous occasion because a)I had a gigantic crush on Jason and b)it was patently ridiculous. At 15 I was a little too chunky, a little too hairy, and a little too homely to rate on the top half of the attractiveness scale and I knew it. But that didn't stop me from whooping with glee when he told me the news. No related posts. > read more

The Lover and the Loved

Published on 2012-02-15 05:10:25

They say that in every relationship, there is the lover and the loved. The one who exists solely to please another, and the one who allows him or herself to be pleased. The one who puts their partner above all else, and the one who prioritizes herself. The one who will be left and the one who will leave. Related posts: Much as I Loved It, Hate it Now > read more

Yours

Published on 2012-02-10 05:03:39

I've always been a girl who likes to be free. A lone wolf, a rolling stone, a bird that can't be tamed. Ever true to my indecisive Libra nature, I need options in order to thrive. I want the world to be my oyster, I want to be free to explore any thing, any place, or any man. No related posts. > read more

How to Make Your Woman Happy

Published on 2012-02-08 05:39:04

Ah women. They're some puzzling creatures, aren't they? They cry when they're happy, go silent when they're mad, and say things are okay when they're clearly not. It's a waste of time for men to try to figure them out. But then again, few things are more unpleasant than having an unhappy woman on your hands. You need help. And I am here to give it to you. Related posts: The Easiest Thing (You’re Not Doing) To Make Your Girl Happy The Other Woman The High Maintenance Woman > read more

Handle With Care

Published on 2012-02-06 05:16:57

When I was a little girl I got in trouble for lots of things. Reading at the dinner table, not washing the dishes when I got home from school, spraying hair spray in my little sister's eye. You name it, I got in shit for it at one time or another. The one thing that incensed my mother the most was not taking care of my things. Clothes on the floor, books dog-eared and left splayed open on every available surface, my baby necklace dangling precariously from the bathroom counter. This was like wav [..] > read more

The Acrobatic Fuck

Published on 2012-02-03 05:15:32

You've been circling each other for months. Both attracted, both eager to fuck, but neither one in a rush. You know it's going to happen when the time is right. You eye each other seductively, brush up against each other teasingly, stroke each other surreptitiously. You make promises to each other - "my pussy is drugs", "I will fuck the dogshit out of you". Related posts: The Quiet Fuck > read more

Are You a Nag?

Published on 2012-02-01 06:04:37

That women nag seems to be a forgone conclusion of life. As sure as the skies are blue, 1+1=3, and Jay-Z is the greatest rapper alive, Women nag. They nag about little things, they nag about big things. They nag about when they're mad, they nag when they're happy. Women nag. It's what they do. No related posts. > read more

Something Has to Give

Published on 2012-01-30 04:35:12

Dear readers, Related posts: I Just Don’t Give a F*ck Ask Max: Should I Give a Player a Chance? > read more

But I Don’t Want To (A Nasty Friday Pickle)

Published on 2012-01-27 04:55:11

So you've found a dude and your parts are getting oiled on a regular. Congrats girl. Good on you. And bonus points if it's good and not political. Book yourself some regular waxing sessions, stay on top of your yoga practice, and you're good to go. Related posts: Mind Sex – A Nasty Friday Guest Post Mind Sex (A Nasty Friday Throwback) Oral Fixation (A Nasty Friday Guest Post) > read more

Shit Max Says

Published on 2012-01-25 04:55:21

I have a confession: I've become obsessed with these Shit ____ Say videos. Honestly they are like drugs to me. I - who used to avoid YouTube like the cesspool it is - have spent more time than I care to confess watching everything from Shit Brown Boyfriends Say to Shit Fat Guys Say to Shite Irish Girls Say to Shit British Asians Say. As if I have any idea whether they're funny or not. Related posts: Shit Girls Say Don’t Do Girlfriend Shit Don’t Do Boyfriend Shit > read more

I Don’t Like to Work Hard

Published on 2012-01-24 04:50:05

"History has demonstrated that the most notable winners usually encountered heartbreaking obstacles before they triumphed. They won because they refused to become discouraged by their defeats." Related posts: Hard Time Blues Ask Max: Do Long Distance Relationships Work? > read more

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