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Published on 2011-06-19 16:01:05
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Banner Contest! July '11 Edition
Published on 2011-06-06 08:00:16
Okay Jerk-offs Mark Bryan Is An Asshole is having a contest again! See the header image up there at the top of the page? I want to keep it fresh and change it up quarterly throughout the year.... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website > read more
No Bio
Published on 2011-06-03 11:39:54
The one thing that has always been lacking here at Mark Bryan Is An Asshole is a Bio or an About Me section. Fact of the matter is I''m just no good at talking about me. I know this website would... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my we > read more
Mark Bryan's Fun House Firearms Review #2
Published on 2011-05-28 22:58:20
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60% Reprise
Published on 2011-05-21 20:40:47
Why is it so many people have a hard time even getting started on something, let alone finishing it? What is it that stops people from doing the things they really want to? Odds are it’s just like... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my web > read more
60%
Published on 2011-05-06 08:00:16
Why can't you finish what you've started? It doesn't make a bit of difference if you start what you can't finish, every story needs an ending, after all. You're too afraid to face the outcome quite... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my webs > read more
Coexisting
Published on 2011-05-03 08:00:06
TED: Joshua Klein on the intelligence of crows We can coexist. Tweet [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] > read more
Hu·mil·i·ty
Published on 2011-04-29 08:00:12
I am broadcasting all the way from my living room straight to you, wearing nothing more than my jockey shorts. For all the ladies out there that love the thought of me in my jockey shorts, you know... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my webs > read more
"Nothing In Life A Salesmen Can't Teach Us"
Published on 2011-04-26 15:29:00
TED: Rory Sutherland: Life lessons from an ad man Better late than never right? Tweet [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] > read more
Mark Bryan's Fun House Firearms Review
Published on 2011-04-22 08:00:01
Again I will explain that this is a completely different Mark Bryan. We met on Facebook and it just so happens we share a lot more than a name. Here is his review of a Saiga 5.45x39 IZ240 he has... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my webs > read more
Leadership
Published on 2011-04-19 09:06:18
TED: Stanley McChrystal: Listen, learn ... then lead [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] > read more
Happy To Not Be A Hippie
Published on 2011-04-15 11:31:00
Attention: I will be using a lot of well known quotes and sayings from television and movies in this post. Due to the amount of these I will not be block quoting and crediting. If you spot them... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website > read more
New Segment T.T.T.
Published on 2011-04-12 08:00:09
TED: Morgan Spurlock: The greatest TED Talk ever sold Starting this month Mark Bryan Is An Asshole will be featuring TED Talk Tuesday. As much fun as I have here on this blog ranting, raving,... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my web > read more
If You Were In Charge Of Facebook.
Published on 2011-04-08 23:36:38
Quit the bitching. I don’t care how much you don’t like the new profile or how much the new picture viewer sucks. No, I don’t want to join your group 100k people for the old facebook. Give it... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my webs > read more
Grand Opening.
Published on 2011-04-05 17:57:36
That's right bitches Mark Bryan Is An Asshole is proud to open the link on it's very own shop. So go forth and buy shit! [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] > read more
We Have A Winner.
Published on 2011-04-04 21:53:32
Congratulations to Mark Bryan! on winning the MBIAA Banner Contest. Again this is a different Mark Byran, I know about 30 of them including myself. This one saw the oppertunity to put... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my we > read more
Admitting Ignorance.
Published on 2011-04-01 07:37:00
Excerpt from a book I am currently reading. ...So that we could avoid the "credit the leader" or "blame the leader" thinking common today. To use an analogy, the... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website fo > read more
Shouldn't Pick Favorites...
Published on 2011-03-30 23:45:28
...But I did. Monday was my Birthday and like 30 people posted Happy Birthday messages on my Facebook wall, here are my favorites. Erika: Happy day to one of the best lovers ever! Mark:... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my websi > read more
Happy Birthday!
Published on 2011-03-28 15:39:13
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Breakingdown Racial Stereotypes One Chord at a Time.
Published on 2011-03-25 10:53:57
Some of you may or may not have seen the viral video of a chesty blonde sharing her thoughts about Asians in the library at UCLA. Doesn’t matter, moral of that story is she was out of line and... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website > read more
Hollywood's Golden Age is Slowly Fading.
Published on 2011-03-23 10:38:27
"Oh baby you're a classic, like a little black dress." Elizabeth Taylor February 1932 – March 2011 [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] > read more
Yep, That Picture Makes Me Think You Are A Fatty
Published on 2011-03-19 12:55:05
I have noticed a disturbing trend with profile pictures. Digging through Facebook and dating sites it has occurred to me that the only people who take photos that look down and at an angle of... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website fo > read more
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Published on 2011-03-17 13:23:08
Happy Saint Patrick's Day I'm in love with this woman for the outfit alone. Some of you will be will killed or be subject to life altering injuries in a DUI accident tonight. Good Luck from... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my web > read more
I Don't Answer Calls From Tom Selleck
Published on 2011-03-10 13:51:17
It's true I really don't. This is an actual submission for the Mark Bryan Is An Asshole Banner Contest Due to it's size it won't be an actual contender for the prize but I had to share it's just way... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my we > read more
Beer Blows.
Published on 2011-03-06 21:37:17
Beer sucks. There I said it. Threaten to take away my man card, call me every un-masculine name in the book. I don’t care beer is the worst tasting means of chemical intoxication on the face of the... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my we > read more
Why Can’t We Live & Let Others Live?
Published on 2011-03-05 19:04:41
Recently this topic have been all to relevant in my life. Everyone trying to tell everyone else how to live. Why? I really don’t understand the motivations here or why people put forth so much energy... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my > read more
Contest.
Published on 2011-03-03 16:28:40
Okay Jerk-offs Mark Bryan Is An Asshole is having its first contest! See the header image up there at the top of the page? I want to keep it fresh and change it up quarterly throughout the year.... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my websit > read more
Mark Bryan's List of... Insults With Some Class.
Published on 2011-03-01 18:22:09
There was once a time when insulting someone had actual sting to it. Now days insults are rather dull and boring but here's a nod to the hay day of mud slinging! “He has all the virtues I dislike... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my web > read more
Eh...
Published on 2011-02-25 23:17:03
Aside from having a head cold and seasonal allergies keeping my sinus pressure about 1000psi for more than ¾ of this month. I have been just fucking off and doing no writing. I know I know, but what... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my we > read more
Published on 2011-02-22 15:56:59
Gentlemanly behavior is a thing you just know. The alchemy of manners and style is affecting, though not entirely explainable. And while there are rules, there is no formula. To be a gentleman... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my websi > read more
I Don't Feel Bad For This Guy
Published on 2011-02-20 13:13:40
That poor guy nothing. At 1:06 he was puts his hands on the officer not the best decision, it's over from there. Anyone who has ever watched COPS knows that's a recipe for getting your ass... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for > read more
Mark Bryan's List of...
Published on 2011-02-19 13:01:03
Unacceptable behaviors. 1. Wearing your pant below your ass. You look like putting on pants is a challenge to you and because you have down syndrome you give up and just pull your belt tight so... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my webs > read more
My First Good Deed.
Published on 2011-02-15 18:34:37
Some five-hundred of you, have read So Shines A Good Deed In A Weary World (thank you by the way) Well today I took my first step toward taking the $55 dollar challenge. This morning I made the... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my websi > read more
So Shines A Good Deed In A Weary World
Published on 2011-02-12 16:04:58
Mark & Danelle Bryan with little man Dillon Mark and Danelle Bryan are two of the kindest people on the face of this planet, they could teach us all a thing or two about being compassionate human... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my we > read more
The Ads Blow. Stop Watching Them.
Published on 2011-02-03 10:20:17
So in the days leading up to Super Bowl Sunday I wanted to write something about the ads. In my writers block frustration trying to come up with something interesting and humorous I continuously... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website > read more
Use Of My Image For Sexual Intercourse.
Published on 2011-02-01 17:19:01
Mark Bryan gives you his expressed and written consent to use his image for self pleasure, sexual intercourse with an unattractive mate, or any other sexual act requiring his image for sexual... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website fo > read more
How About I Date Your Mom
Published on 2011-01-26 12:21:47
Daniel Tosh shows us what its like to be a total dick and still be loved by most. Tosh.0Tuesdays 10pm / 9c Welcome to Wes.7 www.comedycentral.com Tosh.0 VideosDaniel ToshWeb Redemption [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for fu > read more
Top 10 How To Not Be A Douche On A Plane:
Published on 2011-01-24 10:00:01
Written by Grace Alexander from Fly Gracefully 1. First of all it’s a shared space. Did you hear that? SHARED. Now I know Kindergarten was probably a distant memory, but the only thing you... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my websi > read more
Confidence Is A State Of Mind
Published on 2011-01-23 23:30:23
Just remember you could be just as confident as I am. It's not like humans are pie charts and I have more of the confidence wedge than you do, we all have equal mental opportunity. - Mark... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website > read more
Would You Like To Make A Donation? No.
Published on 2011-01-22 18:47:22
There is nothing more irritating to me that walking into a store to buy my dogs food only to walk out the exit to be greeted by a former alcoholic with a fold up table with a handmade sign that says... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my web > read more
The Gift Giving Guide
Published on 2011-01-20 20:43:27
I’ve been google-ing a bunch of gift guides for both Men and Women for this piece and all I have found is total shit. Like people don’t even try to assemble a cool gift guide anymore. For the ladies... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my > read more
Road Rage
Published on 2011-01-20 20:37:40
I know I preach keep your cool and be the bigger person but I’m from New York anger runs through my veins, like my friend Ryan explained “Driving by myself, I can hit every note of any song that ... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my > read more
Atheists Can Celebrate Christmas Too!
Published on 2011-01-20 20:36:19
Originally posted at: The Southern Atheist Gentlemen. Hi, my name’s Mark and I’m and Atheist who celebrates Christmas. (Hi, Mark!) There is a lot of talking going on about how an Atheist... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my webs > read more
Nice Guys Finish Last
Published on 2011-01-20 20:36:06
No matter where I go or what circle of people I’m in the women are drawn to me. Classy good looking women too. Not that thing in the corner of every bar wondering why men won’t approach her, as she... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my > read more
First Day, New Job
Published on 2011-01-20 20:35:28
My index finger after a car bit me. Mark Bryan, what an asshole that guy is! [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] > read more
Merry Christmas
Published on 2011-01-20 20:25:48
Although its been said many times, many ways... Fuck You! Merry Christmas, You Bastards! [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] > read more
Charlotte Gets A White Christmas
Published on 2011-01-20 20:25:29
For the first time in thirty-five years the Charlotte Area has a white Christmas. Reminds me of my home in the North East. Photo From The Charlotte Observer. Great way to end a good day. [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for ful > read more
Don't Ice Me Bro! No Seriously Don't fucking Ice Me.
Published on 2011-01-20 20:25:14
Iced (V). The act of drinking a Smirnoff Ice on one knee as fast as you can, following the presentation of the 'ice' in a clever manner Anyone that witnesses this act is required to shoot both... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my websit > read more
Mark Bryan's List Of...
Published on 2011-01-19 21:51:04
Celebrities whoes mouth he would like to put his penis in. 1. '03 Britney Spears 2. Katherine Heigl 3. Mila Kunis 4. Colbie Calliat 5. Katy... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for f > read more
Opinions are like Assholes Everyone's Got One
Published on 2011-01-19 00:07:52
Tweet Tucker Max: Sexist Hero Originally posted at Quirky Smirk By Hannah So recently I had the stupid idea, "Who is this Tucker Max idiot that all these guys keep talking... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my webs > read more
Someone Had To Say It...
Published on 2011-01-17 19:46:15
Tweet Why not Aaron McGruder? [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] > read more
Blow Jobs, What's your closing ratio?
Published on 2011-01-16 13:21:05
I love them, In fact this year for Thanksgiving, I was thankful for Oral Sex. Yeah, said it at the table and everything. I cooked it, I'll say whatever I want to. Anyway, recently at an outing... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my websit > read more
New Zodiac
Published on 2011-01-16 00:15:19
Astronomer Parke Kunkle told NBC News this week that the Earth's changing alignment in the last 3,000 years has prompted new consideration of the sign into standard zodiacs. In fact, the sign... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my websi > read more
Asshole Spotlight: Jack Vale
Published on 2011-01-15 15:01:43
This guy Jack has a whole YouTube Channel I suggest you check out. [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] > read more
New Zodiac
Published on 2011-01-14 11:57:40
Astronomer Parke Kunkle told NBC News this week that the Earth's changing alignment in the last 3,000 years has prompted new consideration of the sign into standard zodiacs. In fact, the sign... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my websi > read more
Gym Etiquette, or How Not to Piss Me Off at the Gym
Published on 2011-01-12 18:59:11
I love going to the gym. I feel better just being there, plus I actually get to get in shape. However, I have notice over the past few months that the other people showing up to the gym are somewhat... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my web > read more
Gym Etiquette, or How Not to Piss Me Off at the Gym
Published on 2011-01-12 18:59:11
I love going to the gym. I feel better just being there, plus I actually get to get in shape. However, I have notice over the past few months that the other people showing up to the gym are somewhat... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my web > read more
SAG: The Winter Blunder Land
Published on 2011-01-11 10:30:18
Originally Post at By Will Warren My neck of the woods has been shut down since Monday morning. Just as Southerners do, we see three flakes and loose our minds. People flock to the stores to buy... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my we > read more
SAG: The Winter Blunder Land
Published on 2011-01-11 10:30:18
Originally Post at By Will Warren My neck of the woods has been shut down since Monday morning. Just as Southerners do, we see three flakes and loose our minds. People flock to the stores to buy... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my we > read more
Post N' Joy: Make Money With My Blog? Maybe.
Published on 2011-01-11 00:21:09
Ok, so I was scowering the interwebs when I came across a blog that eventually lead me to this site www.postnjoy.com. The site claims that it will pay me for my opinions. Enabling me too make money... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my webs > read more
I'm Dying.
Published on 2011-01-10 17:34:20
It’s true. For all my friends I know this isn’t the best means of communicating this news but it’s the easiest, for me anyway. I’m not well. I received the news about a month ago that it could be and... [[ This is a content summary only. Vis > read more
I'm Dying.
Published on 2011-01-10 17:34:20
It’s true. For all my friends I know this isn’t the best means of communicating this news but it’s the easiest, for me anyway. I’m not well. I received the news about a month ago that it could be and... [[ This is a content summary only. Vis > read more
My Dick Is A Diamond Magnet.
Published on 2011-01-09 17:02:29
A Very Married Woman For some reason I don’t attract single women. I peruse them with reasonable success, but for some reason married women seem to be particularly interested in me. Diamond... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my w > read more
My Dick Is A Diamond Magnet.
Published on 2011-01-09 17:02:29
A Very Married Woman For some reason I don’t attract single women. I peruse them with reasonable success, but for some reason married women seem to be particularly interested in me. Diamond... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my w > read more
The Hall Of Asshole Heroes Nikola Tesla
Published on 2011-01-08 10:30:22
…Tesla displayed the occasional cruel streak; he openly expressed his disgust for overweight people, once firing a secretary because of her weight. He was quick to criticize others' clothing as well,... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my > read more
The Hall Of Asshole Heroes
Published on 2011-01-07 19:55:15
…Tesla displayed the occasional cruel streak; he openly expressed his disgust for overweight people, once firing a secretary because of her weight. He was quick to criticize others' clothing as well,... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my > read more
Introducing A Man Who Doesn't Recive Enough Credit.
Published on 2011-01-07 11:40:39
Tesla At Age 23 Niokla Tesla. A Cliff Notes History. Born 10 July 1856 an ethnic Serb in the village of Smiljan, in the Austrian Empire, Tesla was a subject of the Austrian Empire by birth and... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my websi > read more
Introducing A Man Who Doesn't Recive Enough Credit.
Published on 2011-01-06 09:10:43
Tesla At Age 23 Niokla Tesla. A Cliff Notes History. Born 10 July 1856 an ethnic Serb in the village of Smiljan, in the Austrian Empire, Tesla was a subject of the Austrian Empire by birth and... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my websi > read more
Huckleberry Fin Gets Butchered .
Published on 2011-01-04 22:22:03
"I don't like or condone the use of the word 'Nigger' out of context as a derogatory racial slur in life. But in literary work like Huckleberry Finn its a different story. However these two... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website fo > read more
Huckleberry Fin Gets Butchered .
Published on 2011-01-04 22:22:03
"I don't like or condone the use of the word 'Nigger' out of context as a derogatory racial slur in life. But in literary work like Huckleberry Finn its a different story. However these two... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website fo > read more
Why Bother?
Published on 2011-01-03 18:28:32
Have you made a New Years resolution yet? No? Good. They just set you up to fail and the last thing your sorry ass needs is more de-motivation. Yes? Throw it away. I said it just sets you up for... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website > read more
Why Bother?
Published on 2011-01-02 22:35:11
Have you made a New Years resolution yet? No? Good. They just set you up to fail and the last thing your sorry ass needs is more de-motivation. Yes? Throw it away. I said it just sets you up for... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website > read more
Don't Ice Me Bro! No Seriously Don't fucking Ice Me.
Published on 2011-01-01 12:17:31
Iced (V). The act of drinking a Smirnoff Ice on one knee as fast as you can, following the presentation of the 'ice' in a clever manner Anyone that witnesses this act is required to shoot both... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my websit > read more