Blog Feed: Lunki and Sika

A year ago I posted a hugely popular list of animal movies wherein I cast myself as an actor, with a loaded shotgun as sidekick. To celebrate the anniversary of that blog post I have compiled a new list of animal movies which yet again stars me and my loaded shotgun. And as usual, don’t [...] > read more

Old News: Happy 500th Sylvester Stallone

Published on 2012-05-17 11:20:11

Last year I wrote two posts about how “proof” had surfaced about Nicolas Cage and John Travolta being Vampires. Now, in related news, rumors about the true age of Sylvester Stallone has spread across the Internet. I mean, I knew he was old, but I had no idea he was old enough to pose for [...] > read more

Top 5 Wish List of Hologram Artists

Published on 2012-05-15 10:42:44

During the 2012 Coachella Festival in California, Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg performed together with a hologram version of the deceased hip hop artist Tupac Shakur. I wasn’t there but the YouTube video looked awesome. It seems resurrecting dead artist may be a new trend, since the rock band Queen also is going to do [...] > read more

Sweden’s Got Talent

Published on 2012-05-10 16:06:38

These past weeks I have been following Britain’s Got Talent. And if you have too, you know there’s all sorts of dancing and magic going on in that TV show. I’m ambivalent about dance. On one hand, I love movies like Dirty Dancing and I would love to learn how to dance tango and how to [...] > read more

We have Beards so we know Movies: The Avengers (2012)

Published on 2012-05-10 14:24:03

I just saw The Avengers. In 3D. And I loved it. I haven’t been this entertained at the cinema since me and Janne the Director went to see Fast Five a year ago. That time I predicted I would experience the manliest night of my life, with fast cars, adrenaline, sweat, fast cars and non-stop action. This [...] > read more

The Lunki Happiness Diet (TLHD)™

Published on 2012-05-08 12:20:05

Back in February I wrote about The Superpowers of an Old Fart. Since then I have realized that becoming old is not all sunshine. Old people also have a tendency to get fat. And since fat people are lazy and less worth as human beings it is something you want to avoid at all cost. The [...] > read more

Gilmore Boys

Published on 2012-05-03 10:06:08

We are finally finished with the re-write of the pilot script we have been working on. It turned out five pages long which means we will have to speak in Gilmore Girls pace in order to get everything said in the three minute video we are making. But we’re up for the challenge. But before [...] > read more

Sitcoms I Would Love to See Made: Krueger Town

Published on 2012-04-23 14:20:47

Move over Dexter, there’s a new serial killer in town. Freddy Krueger joins Courteney Cox in “Krueger Town”, ABC’s latest killer comedy. More Stuff I Would Love to See Made: Movies I Would Love to See Made: Big Momma’s House 3 Kids Shows I Would Love to See Made: SpongeBob Hoskins SquarePants Bands I Would Love to [...] > read more

RIP Levon Helm

Published on 2012-04-19 15:26:48

Sometimes I hate social media. Sometimes I would like to be kept in the dark and not get instant news delivered to me. Sometimes I would love to have a bad news filter installed on the Internet. I just got this Facebook update from Levon Helm. Levon Helm passed peacefully this afternoon. He was surrounded [...] > read more

FC Barcelona: The Movie (Part 3)

Published on 2012-04-18 10:09:34

Since Hollywood are great at making awesome sports movies that are based on true events, they should make one about one of the greatest soccer teams ever: FC Barcelona. To help them out, I have taken it upon myself to do the casting. Here is the third and final part wherein I present which actors I think [...] > read more

FC Barcelona: The Movie (Part 2)

Published on 2012-04-17 11:09:34

Yesterday I suggested that since Hollywood are great at making awesome sports movies that are based on true events, they should make one about one of the greatest soccer teams ever: FC Barcelona. To speed up the process and help them out, I have taken it upon myself to do the casting. Here is the second part [...] > read more

The Two Alexanders

Published on 2012-04-16 14:54:04

Ultimate Fighting Championship, UFC, is an American mixed martial arts organization. They had their first event in Sweden this saturday in Stockholm, the capital of Sweden. Or as they said on the TV-show, the capital of Scandinavia. I didn’t have a ticket to the show, because the 15 428 tickets sold out instantly making it [...] > read more

The Two Alexanders

Published on 2012-04-16 14:54:04

FC Barcelona: The Movie (Part 1)

Published on 2012-04-16 12:35:44

Listen up Hollywood! You’ve delivered loads of great Sports Movies that are “based on a true story”, like We are Marshall and Soul Surfer. Oh, and wasn’t Alive about a rugby team that crashed in the Andes!? ..but I guess since it was more about cannibal action than actual sports moments, it doesn’t count.. But never mind, my point [...] > read more

FC Barcelona: The Movie (Part 1)

Published on 2012-04-16 12:35:44

Dueling Columbos

Published on 2012-04-10 14:24:28

Lunki is so proud of himself now that he solved the mystery actor in the Gevalia commercial case. He acts like he’d found Bin Ladin. But okay, I must give him props. When nobody seemed to be able to find out who the actor was, Lunki put on his Columbo trench-coat (his words, not mine) and solved the [...] > read more

Dueling Columbos

Published on 2012-04-10 14:24:28

Scoop: HE plays “Johan” in the Gevalia FIKA Commercial

Published on 2012-04-10 09:25:50

A moment ago I wrote about the mysterious actor who plays the Swedish character Johan in the U.S. Gevalia commercial. I couldn’t help myself, my curiosity was too strong, so I decided to channel my inner Columbo and solve the mystery myself. And believe it or not, I did! His name is Jon Prescott and he [...] > read more

Scoop: HE plays “Johan” in the Gevalia FIKA Commercial

Published on 2012-04-10 09:25:50

What is Sweden: Fika

Published on 2012-04-10 09:13:13

In Sweden we sure love our Fika or as it is called in other countries, Coffee Break. Sweden is one of the countries that drinks the most coffee. A big reason for that is my, Sika and Janne the Director’s consumption of this wonderful beverage. This morning I met up with Sika at his apartment to [...] > read more

What is Sweden: Fika

Published on 2012-04-10 09:13:13

Movies I Would Love to See Made: Big Momma’s House 3 – Bergman in da house

Published on 2012-04-09 12:36:12

Martin Lawrence and Ingmar Bergman join forces in “Big Momma’s House 3: Bergman in da house” More Stuff I Would Love to See Made: Kids Shows I Would Love to See Made: SpongeBob Hoskins SquarePants Bands I Would Love to See Formed: Huey Lewis and the FOX News Sitcoms I Would Love to See Made: Sparks [...] > read more

Movies I Would Love to See Made: Big Momma’s House 3 – Bergman in da house

Published on 2012-04-09 12:36:12

Top 10 Patrick Swayze Movies

Published on 2012-04-09 07:19:50

I hate that so many of my favorite actors have died before their time, like: Heath Ledger, 28 years old, accidental drug overdose. John Belushi, 33, accidental drug overdose. John Candy, 43, heart attack. Chris Farley, 33, accidental drug overdose. Andy Kaufman, 35. lung cancer. Corey Haim, 38, pneumonia. Carl ‘Alfalfa’ Switzer, 31, gunshot to the groin, and Patrick Swayze, 57, pancreatic cancer. [...] > read more

Top 10 Patrick Swayze Movies

Published on 2012-04-09 07:19:50

Catching a Girlfriend – Step 3: Organized and Tidy

Published on 2012-04-04 14:31:29

This year I have decided to get myself a girlfriend. And I’m using the tips and tricks that movies and TV-shows have taught me over the years. Oh, and I also google phrases like “How to get a girlfriend”. The Internet is actually a wonderful place to find usable and true information. In my 2012 [...] > read more

Catching a Girlfriend – Step 3: Organized and Tidy

Published on 2012-04-04 14:31:29

Movie Memories: Squirm (1976)

Published on 2012-04-03 14:41:39

I have collected movies since I was 12 (almost twenty-five years!), starting it all off with a bootlegged vhs copy of the horror movie Squirm which I hid from my parents and watched one time when I was home alone. I say “copy”.. it was more like a copy-of-a-copy-of-a-copy.. but even though the quality was horrible, it still [...] > read more

Movie Memories: Squirm (1976)

Published on 2012-04-03 14:41:39

Socialism Rocks!

Published on 2012-04-02 12:48:24

According to The Metal Archives, Sweden is the country with the best heavy metal bands! And in this case “best” means “most”. We have 53,2 metal bands per 100 000 citizens, which is more than any other country in the world. Suck it, Norway! And as usual when it comes to Sweden there is only one thing [...] > read more

Socialism Rocks!

Published on 2012-04-02 12:48:24

Trust No One

Published on 2012-04-01 13:37:56

When everybody thought Spring had finally come, it started snowing like crazy here in Sweden. But even if that’s true I don’t expect you to believe me since today is April 1st. I don’t know what traditions other countries have, but here in Sweden we tell people a funny lie and as soon as they believe [...] > read more

An Angry Letter to Pete Doherty

Published on 2012-03-30 09:09:34

Dear Pete, Yesterday you released a press release saying: “Due to unforeseen circumstances Peter Doherty has had to cancel the coming three shows in Scandinavia; Helsinki, Umea and Gothenburg. Peter is extremely sad not to be able to perform to his fans in Scandinavia and hope to see them another time.” For fuck’s sake Pete! Which part [...] > read more

Movie Moron

Published on 2012-03-29 17:52:00

I hate when I don’t understand movies. It doesn’t happen that often, but when it does, it makes me feel stupid. I remember when it only used to be David Lynch movies that made me feel like I was the dumbest person in the world, and back then there was no Internet to help me [...] > read more

Sh*t my Grandma says: Marriage

Published on 2012-03-29 01:23:01

My 86-year-old grandma loves celebrity gossip and she always seems to find ways to reference them in our conversations. Like today when we talked about marriage: Her: Why aren’t you married yet? Me: I haven’t found the right one yet I guess. Her: Perhaps you’re sowing your wild oats like that George Clooney? Me: Grandma! [...] > read more

Punching Kony

Published on 2012-03-28 13:16:26

I might be the only person on Earth who has not seen KONY 2012. The 30-minute film is distributed on Youtube and Vimeo and has been called “the most viral video of all time” after reaching 100 million views in four weeks. The film was made to raise awareness about Joseph Kony, one of the [...] > read more

The Dog Magnet

Published on 2012-03-27 14:24:58

Sika is using his dog to try to find a girlfriend. Sure, the dog is cute, but I’m not sure he’s THAT cute. Sika has also started to bring the dog with him to the office. I’m not to happy about it since I’m super allergic. Tell me, why is it dogs seem to love [...] > read more

The D is back! And so are D and C!

Published on 2012-03-27 11:26:01

This is turning out to be an awesome week. Not only did it start with me watching the awesome Hunger Games, it continues with two excellent news stories from Hollywood! And it was about time, I was afraid 2012 would be all about celebrity news items like “Who impregnated Snooki?” or “Angelina Jolie’s leg lands [...] > read more

Catching a Girlfriend – Step 2: The Dog Trick

Published on 2012-03-27 09:44:51

I’ve decided to get a girlfriend this year and I’m trying out all the tricks in the book. Not literally though.. I mean, I don’t have an actual book.. I’m not even sure what kind of book that would be. Perhaps a mix between Kamasutra and The Game written by Dr. Phil would be a good start? [...] > read more

We have Beards so we know Movies: The Hunger Games (2012)

Published on 2012-03-25 18:24:05

Last night I rented The Three Musketeers. It was the Paul W.S. Anderson version with Milla Jovovich and Logan Lerman (in worse hair than Tom Hanks had in The Da Vinci Code). It sucked. It was really awful. Sure, it had some nice effects and I always enjoy James Corden, but that didn’t help. I actually went online afterwards to [...] > read more

iPad Magic

Published on 2012-03-25 11:37:48

Stockholm, the capital of Sweden, made a marketing stunt at international real estate show MIPIM in Cannes, using seven iPads (and magic?). It is actually pretty cool, but I have no clue how they synchronized the iPads. Do any of you know? Btw, there are actually some false marketing in this clip. Stockholm does not have great tap water. Actually, our [...] > read more

Raising Money for Kiefer

Published on 2012-03-23 07:12:21

Okay, the filming of 24: The Movie has been pushed to 2013. But it could all still come to a halt since Kiefer Sutherland reportedly is offended he only was offered one million dollars to repeat his bad-ass character Jack Bauer. One million dollars?? I totally understand him. That’s nothing. I suggest we start a collection trying [...] > read more

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Bootleg Look

Published on 2012-03-23 04:15:22

The marketing stunt made by SONY for the release of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo on DVD seems to have made fans confused. As a throwback to the hacker theme in the movie SONY made the disc look like a pirated bootleg copy. There are numerous reports of buyers returning the movie because of it. [...] > read more

Finish Laxative

Published on 2012-03-22 15:14:45

I have been playing Alan Wake on my Xbox since yesterday. Coffee is a great help when it comes to staying awake. And so is fear.. I still do not know what the label “strong threat” means but the game is scary as hell. They should put a sticker on the packaging stating: “Warning: Clean underwear [...] > read more

Eyeing the Future

Published on 2012-03-22 13:52:28

I’m getting sick and tired of all these numbers, codes and passwords I have to learn for everything in my life. My landlord just installed a code lock on the door to get into my apartment building.So now there’s yet another number I need to store inside my brain. Where the hell is that retinal [...] > read more

Wake me up before you Go-Go, Alan

Published on 2012-03-21 13:55:38

I’m still sick and since I’m now all caught up with every Shameless US episode aired, I needed to find something other to do. I decided to go downtown to buy me a new Xbox game. When I got there I discovered “new” means “expensive” so I decided to go with “used” instead. I found an [...] > read more

Swedes Explain Stuff: Yngwie Malmsteen Explains ‘More’

Published on 2012-03-13 09:11:24

Swedes Explain Stuff: Yngwie Malmsteen Explains ‘More’ > read more

I Can Get Satisfaction

Published on 2012-03-13 07:14:18

In my series of Rock n Roll wines I have now tried The Rolling Stones Merlot “Forty Licks“; named after the compilation album Rolling Stones released in September 2002. It is presented by “Wines that rock” that also made: Woodstock Chardonnay The Police – Synchronicity Red Wine Blend Grateful Dead Red Wine Blend I have [...] > read more

Chunk from The Goonies in FC Barcelona

Published on 2012-03-12 16:21:48

Good news, one of the most popular themes here at the Lunki and Sika blog is back; THE LOOKALIKES! Okay, I know this one might not be the most uncanny lookalike pairing you’ve ever seen, but it might be the most adorable one! lionel-messi-fc-barcelona-and-chunk-from-the-goonies-lookalikes Previous Lunki and Sika Lookalikes: Movie Lookalikes: Cannibal Ferox (1981) David [...] > read more

The Dark and Stupid Future of Sweden

Published on 2012-03-09 05:33:10

This time of year, everyone in Sweden gathers to dull their minds. In an immeasurably humiliating manner they self inflict gross torture with sounds and images to their ears and eyes. A behavior that actually lowers its populations IQ. The feeder of this information is the public service TV channel Sveriges Television, which without hesitation [...] > read more

Kids Shows I Would Love to See Made: SpongeBob Hoskins SquarePants

Published on 2012-03-08 14:21:19

Actor Bob Hoskins as SpongeBob SquarePants. More Stuff I Would Love to See Made: Sitcoms I Would Love to See Made: Sparks and Recreation Movies I Would Love to See Made: Rise of the Planet of the Abes Related articles A Buddhist Perspective On The Importance Of Dialogue (homophilosophicus.wordpress.com) Smee?! (superponte.wordpress.com) SpongeBob SquarePants As… (freshnessmag.com) Rick Santorum’s Mascot Is [...] > read more

Things I missed because of Angelina Jolie’s leg

Published on 2012-03-04 07:13:41

The Academy Awards really screwed up this past week for me. Since it was broadcasted in the middle of the night here in Sweden my daily rhythm has been ruined and I haven’t had energy to do pretty much anything. … hang on … I found out from Google that I should have used the term Circadian [...] > read more

Golden Tweets

Published on 2012-02-28 07:52:06

I’m pyschic. Or at least almost. I picked 17 correct Oscar winners out of 23 categories at the 2012 Academy Awards. It could have been 18 but I refused to pick Octavia Spencer as winner of Best Supporting Actress since I hated everything about “The Help”. I picked Berenice Bejo instead, she was lovely in The Artist. If you [...] > read more

My Oscar Picks for the 84th Academy Awards in 2012

Published on 2012-02-24 13:11:21

It’s two days until the 84th Academy Awards and just like previous years I’m picking out who I think will walk away with the golden Oscar statuettes. My selected winners are in red. Disclaimers: 1. I haven’t seen Hugo… but since I’ve heard it’s great I picked it as a winner in categories I don’t have [...] > read more

Million Mustache March

Published on 2012-02-22 04:27:42

It sounds like a joke (or at least a movie starring Burt Reynolds and Tom Selleck) but it’s not. The American mustache lobby is headed to Washington D.C. to promote mustache awareness in an effort to convince lawmakers to encourage Americans to grow facial hair. Rally organizers plan to mobilize their mustache-wearing supporters on April 1 [...] > read more

Coming Soon: Sideboob in Physible 3D?

Published on 2012-02-21 15:25:40

The Pirate Bay aka The galaxy’s most resilient bittorrent site has launched a new content category called Physibles. Physibles are data files that you can print using a 3D printer. At the moment there are only 35 files in this category but I believe in the long run this will be a game changer! This is my [...] > read more

Hollywood Big-Wigs vs Internet Pirates and Tribler

Published on 2012-02-20 07:37:47

A new file sharing client called Tribler might be proposed legislations ACTA, SOPA and PIPA‘s worst nightmare. According to the creators from a technical University in Holland it’s impossible to stop, unless you shut down the entire Internet. How does it work then? The Tribler client does not require a torrent site to find and download [...] > read more

KISS Zin Fire Zinfandel Wine

Published on 2012-02-20 04:23:46

KISS co-front man Gene Simmons is known for being an amazing business man and for being able to put the word KISS on every single item ever made and turning it into sellable merchandise. And since I know how musicians struggle in this world of illegal piracy downloads, I was happy to support KISS with [...] > read more

Am I Slipping?

Published on 2012-02-20 03:25:46

I put on slippers at the office during the winter season. They are warm and cosy and make my feet feel like they are being hugged by John Goodman. This year they haven’t been as comfy as I remembered them, especially the right one. Today I discovered why. Instead of a right and a left slipper, [...] > read more

Six Travel Tips for Pete Doherty

Published on 2012-02-16 08:59:37

What are you guys doing between the 26th and 31st of March, 2012? Me, I’m going to attend Umeå Open, which is an indoor music festival in our hometown here in northern Sweden. I love live music so I’m definitely going the be there. And so will Pete Doherty. ..or will he? He is known to have [...] > read more

Sitcoms I Would Love to See Made: Sparks and Recreation

Published on 2012-02-15 07:16:32

Parks and Recreation Spoof Poster with Ron and Russell Mael from Sparks Related articles This Week, On Parks and Recreation… (perezhilton.com) Get In The Swing (ladygarfunkel.wordpress.com) Sparks: Live in Concert, Isle of Skye Festival 2006 (dangerousminds.net) The Ghost of Liberace (ladygarfunkel.wordpress.com) Parks and Recreation (anthonyhilb.wordpress.com) Did Lucy Lawless Lose A ‘Parks And Rec’ Role? (huffingtonpost.com) > read more

The 84th Academy Awards 2012 Best Picture Porn Titles

Published on 2012-02-14 06:38:45

It’s 12 day until the 84th Academy Awards and it’s time to follow up The 83rd Academy Awards 2011 Best Picture Porn Titles blog post I did last year with a completely new list!! And I didn’t let the fact that this years movies already sound kind of dirty stop me! Here we go: The Artist The [...] > read more

RIP Whitney

Published on 2012-02-13 11:46:55

Whitney Houston died this weekend. 48 years old. I think that’s sad. I remember buying her album “Whitney”. I say album, it was actually a tape since I only had a cassette deck because I couldn’t afford a turntable. Back in the late eighties my music collection was modest to say the least. Apart from the Whitney [...] > read more

Celebrating Valentine’s Day Doggy Style

Published on 2012-02-11 04:08:48

The couple who owns the dog (and house) I’m watching are away on a romantic getaway. My days consists of watching two dogs (theirs and mine) and keeping up the fire in the fireplace. I imagine this is what single people did back in the olden times too; watching dogs and making fire. It makes [...] > read more

Valentine’s Day 2012

Published on 2012-02-10 05:58:24

In the middle of next week is Valentine’s Day and a lot of couple are doing their celebration of it this weekend. Since being single means you aren’t allowed to celebrate Valentine’s Day, I have agreed to once again become a dog watcher for two people that are. It’s my friend All-In Pete’s dog who [...] > read more

The Superpowers of an Old Fart

Published on 2012-02-08 09:20:49

I am 34 years old now and for every year I’m getting closer to that age when I turn into an old fart. Everyone seem to talk about the negative side of growing old, so I decided to make a list of pros, just to be able to look on the bright side of it [...] > read more

OK, Go on, give me a Chevy Sonic!

Published on 2012-02-06 08:41:14

The band OK Go always make creative music and I love them for that. In their latest video they decided to play instruments using a car. Yeah, you read that right, with a car! And not only as a visual effect, the sound in the song is actually made by the instruments seen in the [...] > read more

How Cold is it?

Published on 2012-02-05 10:34:19

It’s freezing cold here in northern Sweden today. But as you know, ”Cold” is a relative term. Use the handy list below to overcome the confusion. Degrees are in Celsius. 18°C Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night 15°C Californians put on sweaters 10°C Miami residents turn on the heat 4°C You can see your breath Americans shiver [...] > read more

A Chilly Welcome to Chris Medina

Published on 2012-02-03 08:31:01

Chris Medina is famous for not winning American Idol and the song What are words. Today he’s doing a concert in our hometown Umeå in northern Sweden. He’s going to play from inside a glass cube and the audience is going to be outside, and today is freezing cold. It’s -20°C (-4°F)!! This will sure [...] > read more

Sika Goes to Vansbro – Part One: My Graceland

Published on 2011-07-05 16:47:04

Day one is completed here on my vacation in Vansbro, Sweden. As I suspected it’s less of a vacation and more like a training camp since my friend Anna is making me sweat like a block of cheese in the sun by taking me on two one-hour power walks > read more

A Four-Year-Old Girls Top 4 Favorite Things

Published on 2011-07-04 16:54:33

I have arrived in Vansbro after a loooong car ride. It could have gone faster but as we are Swedes we had to stop at every IKEA on the way. I think it says so in our constitution. And we passed two of them. But despite its length, the trip was quite > read more

Do kids still smell like pee?

Published on 2011-07-03 16:07:06

I’m packing a bag for my trip which starts tomorrow morning. I will be picked up by car and cram myself into the back seat between two kids before we start the ten hour car ride down to Vansbro. Those ten hours are however an approximation sinc > read more

Hookers are the New Black in Politics

Published on 2011-07-02 12:22:30

Swedish politicians are lame. Especially when you compare them to American ones. The biggest scandal right now (and has been since the news story broke about a year ago) is apparently the question if former minister of labor Sven Otto Littorin had > read more

Very Buff in Vansbro

Published on 2011-07-02 08:09:30

I’m going on vacation! I however suspect it’s not so much a vacation than it is a training camp… I have been invited to visit my friend Anna and her family in Vansbro (in the middle of Sweden somewhere) on Monday. Since she’s a training > read more

Sika’s 100 Greatest Movies of All Time! 93. Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)

Published on 2011-07-02 03:37:45

93. Glengarry Glen Ross [DVD] (1992) Plot: Times are tough at Premier Properties. Four real estate salesmen are supplied with names and phone numbers of leads (potential clients) and regularly use dishonest tactics to make sales. Many of the leads ra > read more

Sika and Maud

Published on 2011-07-01 07:47:06

There’s been a lot of outrage in the media here in Scandinavia about Swedish author Mustafa Can‘s novel wherein he intimately describes sexual acts with Siv Jensen; leader of the Norwegian political party Fremskrittspartiet. I’m o > read more

It’s 2011 and I’m reading a book… What the H?

Published on 2011-06-30 01:57:40

I sat out on the balcony yesterday chilling with a beer and my iPad. I love my iPad. I got it basically only to piss Sika off which it totally did. But I soon realized it had many more great functions. Being out in the sun is however not one of them. > read more

Slippery when Pale

Published on 2011-06-29 10:13:44

My Tunisian brother-in-law has a great idea. Next summer he thinks our entire family should go and visit his hometown Korba, rent a house by the beach and just enjoy ourselves. As you know I failed in my attempt of getting the perfect tan last time I > read more

Sika’s 100 Greatest Movies of All Time! 94. The Great Escape (1963)

Published on 2011-06-28 08:21:05

94. The Great Escape [DVD](1963) Plot: After wasting time and money on recapturing Prisoners of War (POWs) during World War II, the Germans move the most determined escapees to a new, high-security POW camp. The commandant, Luftwaffe Colonel von Luge > read more

I like Tiger Blood too [and a half men]

Published on 2011-06-27 17:08:35

I was going to tell you that I decided to give Two and a half men a chance but that I could only endure it for two and a half minutes.. It was like watching Platoon but without the humor. But then I realized how corny a blog post like that would seem > read more

Who wears t-shirts anyway?

Published on 2011-06-27 10:41:11

When I was unable to locate the rancid smell coming from my kitchen I decided to flee my apartment and head downtown to have coffee with All-In Pete. It’s a lovely sunny day here in northern Sweden and what’s better than spending it drink > read more

I Do…ogie Howser

Published on 2011-06-26 16:47:03

As you know, I’m a big fan of Neil Patrick Harris. I know he used to be a child actor starring in his own show as “Doogie Howser, M.D.” but I didn’t discover him until I saw him in a cameo as himself in Harold & Kumar G > read more

We have Beards so we know Movies: Super 8 (2011)

Published on 2011-06-26 13:16:31

Me and Janne the Director just went to see Super 8. It’s a movie about a bunch of kids who while shooting their own Super 8 movie witness a mysterious train crash and start to investigate the event when strange things start to happen in their s > read more

Top Ten ABBA Reunion Rumors

Published on 2011-06-26 05:34:05

Big time movie star Tom Hanks has a dream. He wants to reunite ABBA. And why wouldn’t he? ABBA has sold 375 000 000 albums and is one of the world’s most talked about bands even though they dissolved back in 1982. How serious his attempt > read more

Tracking Down Palin

Published on 2011-06-25 06:12:11

Nick Broomfield who made Tracking Down Maggie is making a new film; this time about my favorite Python, Michael Palin. I guess this time he is going to reveal that Michael Palin’s traveling documentaries are as fake as the moon landing. Or Susan Bo > read more

Just One More Thing…

Published on 2011-06-24 19:50:12

I just came home from celebrating midsummer. It’s a big thing here in Sweden and it’s basically all about eating herring, dancing around a pole and drinking heavily. I just went on the Internet. Why have these last couple of weeks been fi > read more

Top Ten Movies Starring Me and Kate from Lost

Published on 2011-06-22 10:04:53

I’ve discovered in our stats that a lot of people the last couple of days have found this blog by searching the internet for: “Kate and Sika movie“ Since I assume they mean me and the actress who played Kate on Lost, I agree, it wou > read more

Brain Dead Germans. No, I mean Romans!

Published on 2011-06-22 08:26:11

In a paper published in the official journal of the European Association of Neurosurgical Societies, German scientists have made out a detailed analysis of the 700 head injuries suffered by characters in the 34 Asterix comic books. In the paper, t > read more

Sika’s 100 Greatest Movies of All Time! 95. Hellraiser (1987)

Published on 2011-06-21 14:55:25

95. Hellraiser [DVD] (1987) Plot: In this classic horror movie Julia (Clare Higgins), an unfaithful wife of husband Larry (Andrew Robinson) encounters the zombie of her dead lover Frank (Sean Chapman), who’s being chased by demons called Ceno > read more

Caveman Tweets

Published on 2011-06-21 12:38:55

Kids, of course you know what Twitter and Facebook is, but did you know that before they existed the only way people could spread their important messages was by writing it down on bathroom stall doors? I discovered this one today in a coffee shop r > read more

Dunn is Done. RIP.

Published on 2011-06-20 13:13:07

The sad news continues.. I just read that Ryan Dunn from Jackass and Viva la Bam fame died in a car crash this morning. He was driving his 2007 Porsche in suburban Philadelphia when it went off the road into the woods and burst into flames. Another > read more

Six more months of Persbrandt

Published on 2011-06-20 09:06:52

We just got word from Swedish Television that we didn’t make the cut in the steep competition for the fall line-up of their comedy site SVT Humor. Yeah, it sucks. But it wasn’t all bad news! It seems they want to keep a spot open for us f > read more

Hey, play that George Michael song real quick

Published on 2011-06-20 07:34:17

After the sad demise of E Street Band sax player Clarence Clemons I have started to reminisce about the good old days. In the heyday of my own saxophone playing, I toured with the school orchestra performing at other schools in northern Sweden endi > read more

Sika’s 100 Greatest Movies of All Time! 96. As Good as It Gets (1997)

Published on 2011-06-19 12:00:14

96. As Good As It Gets [DVD] (1997) Plot: Constantly grumpy, misanthropic, obsessive-compulsive novelist Melvin Udall (Jack Nicholson) with phobias about pretty much everything gets entangled in the lives of his favorite waitress (Helen Hunt) and n > read more

RIP Clarence Clemons

Published on 2011-06-19 04:04:18

I really believed The Big Man would pull through the stroke he suffered on Sunday, but sadly yesterday the E Street Band giant and long time Bruce Springsteen saxophone player passed away. RIP Clarence, you’ve been an hero of mine for almost th > read more

My Chris Farley Move

Published on 2011-06-18 16:02:00

We have been like Mickey Rooney and Lassie these last couple of days, so imagine my surprise when the dog I’m watching suddenly decided to run away on me. He ran over the lawn, jumped over a small hedge to the neighboring lawn, sprinted over t > read more

Feeling Blue?

Published on 2011-06-18 09:04:21

I haven’t dared telling Janne the Director this yet because I know he hates the Smurfs and everything Smurf related these days. I just read that the company behind the new movie has hand picked the town of Júzcar in southern Spain for the pre > read more

How I Blame My Mother

Published on 2011-06-18 03:19:37

Damn it, I won’t be able to complete the Lego Star Wars game by tomorrow as I set out to do. I blame my mother. I’m sure I’m not alone on this, but why is it that even though I’m a grown up, the voice of my mother always pops > read more

Carlsberg – Probably NOT the best beer in the world

Published on 2011-06-16 09:34:59

Last night the Boston Bruins humiliated the Vancouver Canucks in a 4 to nothing win in the seventh game of The Stanley Cup. And the Canadians got mad. After the game some of them left the stadium and started trashing the city of Vancouver. Some start > read more

Amazon is great!

Published on 2011-06-16 08:04:50

…when they don’t suck. A few weeks ago I made an order at amazon.co.uk and a week ago I received it all. But there was some problems… First of all an error on my side: I ordered Nat Turner AND Nat Turner Book 2: Revolution: Revolution Bk. 2, as > read more

I have already Sean that, it’s Bean done before

Published on 2011-06-15 11:35:07

Sean Bean, that actor guy who couldn’t even survive longer than guys like Elijah Wood and Billy Boyd in Lord of the Rings apparently is a bad ass in real life. After a bar fight over some lewd comments about his playboy girlfriend he subsequently g > read more

Star Wars Kid Episode II – Revenge of the Dog Sither

Published on 2011-06-15 07:20:03

I’m stuck house and dogsitting again. All in Pete has gone to Paris, France for a long weekend of partying and socializing with other international t-shirt moguls. As head of Swedish t-shirt subscribtion company T-Post he is featured in a new C > read more

Is Paris Hilton in Jail?

Published on 2011-06-14 14:55:13

Seriously. It was such a long time ago I’ve read about Paris Hilton in the news I just figured something must have happened to her. We even used to write about her on the blog, but that was ages ago so I figured she must finally be doing hard > read more

I look into the Future and say the one with Joel Kinnaman. What’s YOUR Favorite Romantic Comedy?

Published on 2011-06-14 05:54:11

Joel Kinnaman is on a role. Not only did his great new show The Killing get picked up for a second season by AMC; he has also been cast as the male lead in Fox Searchlight’s new romantic comedy Lola Versus. The movie is already in production and > read more

Sika’s 100 Greatest Movies of All Time! 97. Cool Hand Luke (1967)

Published on 2011-06-13 14:29:42

97. Cool Hand Luke [DVD] (1967) Plot: Jackson (Paul Newman) get a two year southern chain gang sentence after he’s arrested for drunkenly decapitating parking meters. While the ambition of prison captain (Strother Martin) is for each prisoner t > read more

Lovely Licks

Published on 2011-06-13 12:14:22

As you know I’m a lover of the sweet sound of saxophones. Since I was 10 years old I’ve been playing the golden instrument myself. And who else was my inspiration to pick it up but Clarence Clemons. Here’s a very eighties tune The B > read more

I am NOT slow – Everything Else is Moving Too Fast

Published on 2011-06-13 09:32:38

Janne the Director thinks I’m a slow poster and that I’m fidgeting too much with my texts before sending them out onto the internet. That is sooo unfair. In my defense I have been busy wracking my brain over these questions all week: 1. W > read more

Sika’s 100 Greatest Movies of All Time! 98. The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

Published on 2011-06-12 13:21:56

98. The Rocky Horror Picture Show [DVD] (1975) Plot: Brad (Barry Bostwick) and Janet (Susan Sarandon), find themselves lost and with a flat tire on a rainy evening. Seeking help at a nearby castle, they are swept into the world of Dr. Frank-N-Furte > read more

A Challenge Between Life and Beer

Published on 2011-06-12 09:54:10

Damn that Sika is slow. And he doesn’t post on the blog that fast either. A few days ago he started posting Sika’s 100 Greatest Movies of All Time list but has since then only managed to post two of them and we have been waiting for him to st > read more

We have Beards so we know Movies: X-Men: First Class (2011)

Published on 2011-06-12 06:20:43

I saw the new X-Men movie X-Men: First Class the other day and even though I could probably rant on for ages how that franchise died with Brett “the Rat” Ratner and its 3rd installment I really can’t go any further than making a Haiku pun rev > read more

Sika’s 100 Greatest Movies of All Time! 99. Adventures in Babysitting (1987)

Published on 2011-06-10 08:56:52

99. Adventures In Babysitting [DVD] (1987) Plot: Chris Parker (Elisabeth Shue) reluctantly agrees to babysit the Anderson kids, Brad (Keith Coogan) and Sara (Maia Brewton) after her date cancels on her. When her friend Brenda calls and pleads to be r > read more

Wait what? Jennifer Love Hewitt?

Published on 2011-06-09 11:41:12

I’m a little upset. Movie site Rotten Tomatoes has compiled their reviews to determine the worst actress of all time. And guess what they found out. Their search for awfulness ended with the lovely Jennifer Love Hewitt coming in on top of the c > read more

RG stays Metal

Published on 2011-06-09 07:55:44

Jakob Arevärn, a friend of ours has made this commercial for poker site Metal Poker. Starring in the video is rocker RG, lead singer in Crystal Caravan and friend of Janne the Director. Stay Metal! Related articles Online Gambling Crack Down (com201 > read more

We have Beards so we know Movies: Meh-lan-uncool-ia (2011)

Published on 2011-06-09 03:51:58

I love Lars von Trier. Well not him per se since he is, you know…. Danish. But I love the way he makes his films and the way he loves to provoke and entertain at the same time. Not a lot of filmmakers do that anymore unless you count Shane van Dyke > read more

Sika’s 100 Greatest Movies of All Time! No. 100: The Lost Boys (1987)

Published on 2011-06-08 15:36:26

100. The Lost Boys [DVD] (1987) Plot: Recent divorcee Lucy (Dianne Wiest) and her teenage sons Mike (Jason Patric) and Sam (Corey Haim) move in with her father (Barnard Hughes) in the California town of Santa Carla. At first, Sam laughs off rumors > read more

A mouthful of Lemmy

Published on 2011-06-08 10:16:09

As you know, I’m a cool dude. No news has ever rocked the smooth sailing boat I’m on. Until now.. The genius idea of taking the loudest rocking band on earth and combining it with wine did the trick. Motörhead Shiraz is the best thing > read more

Pilot Teaser Picture

Published on 2011-06-08 08:02:34

We still haven’t heard from Mats Grimberg over at Swedish Television about our pilot pitch. But no news is good news, right? And whatever the news will be, we are still psyched about what we created script-wise. And the pilot scene we made came > read more

Grooming Rooney

Published on 2011-06-07 06:38:08

Premier League football player Wayne Rooney is being taunted for his decision to get a hair transplant. I don’t understand why. I suspect it’s the infamous British Media spewing their hate/gossip/derogative commentary to the world once again. Sur > read more

Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

Published on 2011-06-06 14:20:39

I celebrated the Swedish National Day by watching Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! three times in a row. For real. First I watched it normally, then with the actor’s commentary track. And finally with the director’s commentaries. What did yo > read more

Is it Dolph Lundgren’s birthday?

Published on 2011-06-06 08:14:18

Today is a big day here in Sweden. People all over the country go outside to meet, dance in the street, barbecue, party, parade together in a merrily celebration. First I wasn’t sure if people were out celebrating because it’s the nationa > read more

Drunk Driving Miss Pete aka Weekend at Pete’s

Published on 2011-06-06 06:21:12

It’s the last day of a long weekend. On Friday the entire gang here at Lunki and Sika was invited to All-In Pete‘s for a barbecue. I’m not sure if Johnny the Intern wasn’t invited or if his fear of dogs made him stay home. Ada > read more

Piercing Nipples… I mean Poster!

Published on 2011-06-05 08:53:01

I’ve been writing a lot about how I hate Hollywood remakes and reboots. But once in a while a movie emerges that makes me forget my hate for Batman reboots and Big Momma threequels, and instead turns my feelings into love and anticipation. The > read more

Samuel the Director

Published on 2011-06-04 07:13:49

I could easily fit 100 names into my top 10 list of favorite directors and without a doubt Samuel Fuller would be one of them. I’m not only a fan of the movies he made but also of the way he made them; always on the cheap and filled with truths ser > read more

RIP James Arness

Published on 2011-06-04 06:16:54

Another one of my childhood heroes have died. James Arness rode his way into my heart as Zeb Macahan in How the West was won. I haven’t been this sad over losing a childhood icon since November 21, 1993 when Bill Bixby died. Damn it God, who&# > read more

We have Beards so we know Movies: Insidious (2010)

Published on 2011-06-02 14:10:59

I love a good horror movie. Sadly good horror movies are hard to find these days. It’s easy to tell when a horror movie is bad, but I find it hard to tell if it’s good or great. I blame the flood of bad horror movies that’s emerged > read more

Aw Crap!

Published on 2011-06-02 10:01:50

Not long ago I told you guys how I cheated the system by publishing a blog post with stuff I was about to buy on amazon.co.uk so I could click those links myself and get some cash back. Remember? It was called Shit I plan to buy. That went well so I > read more

George Takei will give me a part in his Musical!

Published on 2011-06-02 05:38:48

The lovely Ann over at the It’s OK to be Takei site sent me an email about our video The Takeiest Movie Titles Ever telling me she liked it. But that’s not all. The video had been shared on Facebook by the producer of the upcoming Broad > read more

We have Beards so we know Movies: Red Riding Hood (2011)

Published on 2011-06-01 05:55:18

Okay, what have we got? (pre-watch thoughts) 1. Red Riding Hood, a movie based on a 14th Century children’s story. I remember being told this story back when I was a child. 2. Amanda Seyfried. I like her. Especially in Mamma Mia! 3. A killer > read more

We have Beards so we know Movies: The Hangover Part II (2011)

Published on 2011-05-31 07:32:19

First of all, here’s a disclaimer for this review: I thought The Hangover was really, really funny and original. I loved the characters; Phil (Bradley Cooper), Stu (Ed Helms), Alan (Zach Galifianakis) and Doug (Justin Bartha). It is easily one > read more

The New Improv(ed) Drew Carey

Published on 2011-05-28 06:05:08

As you know, I’m a fan of improv. That’s why I’m so happy these days. Drew Carey is back with his Whose line is it Anyway/Green Screen Show cast in the new improv show Drew Carey’s Improv-a-Ganza. Sure, as some nerds have poin > read more

The Yellow War Criminal

Published on 2011-05-27 09:03:45

Former Bosnian Serb commander Ratko Mladic was arrested yesterday after being on the run for sixteen years. He is the main suspect for some of the worst war crimes committed in Europe since World War II, including the genocide in Srebren > read more

Rare Inspiration

Published on 2011-05-27 06:37:14

100 posts of rareness. The “Janne the Director’s Favorite rare Movies 100 List” has come to and end. To me, the list wasn’t just rare, it was super-rare since I’d only seen nine of the movies listed: #97: Guest House Pa > read more

The Complete Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List

Published on 2011-05-27 04:00:08

Here it is. The complete list of links to the posts of rare movies I think more people should see. #100: The Virgin Spring (1960) #99: House (1977) #98: Dementia (1955) #97: Guest House Paradiso #96: Hugo Pool (1997) #95: The Young Poisoner’s > read more

My Thoughts on the American Idol Season 10 Finale 2011

Published on 2011-05-27 03:34:50

If it’s not the Oscars it’s the American Idol. Just like The King’s Bla Bla stole the Academy Award from the amazing The Social Network, the American Idol trophy was not awarded to my pick, Lauren Alaina, but instead went to the mus > read more

Top Ten Animal Movies Starring Me and My Loaded Shotgun

Published on 2011-05-26 06:54:07

Last night I dreamt I went on a killing spree and hunted down the Smurfs Columbine-style. No, not the great Smurfs from my sober childhood but the ones from that freak of a trailer I saw yesterday… I’d rather get raped than watch that mov > read more

It’s OK to be Takei

Published on 2011-05-24 13:51:51

A bill now pending in Tennessee would prohibit teachers in that state from discussing homosexuality in the classroom. In this video, Star Trek legend and gay celebrity George Takei brilliantly takes on the Tennessee Legislature and its “Don& > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #1: And the Number One Rare Movie is…

Published on 2011-05-24 06:43:21

I have stated over and over again throughout this list that the movies I list doesn’t have to be super rare to make it. But for some reason people haven’t read all the 99 previous posts to find those 2 occasions. I bet there are some tight sphinc > read more

Harold Camping: Judgement Day 3

Published on 2011-05-24 03:31:50

Oh.. Hang on. Harold Camping has announced his “third time’s the charm” date pick for the end of the world. Just a couple of days since I wrote about him last. Apparently his excuse for it (the end of days) not happening this past > read more

Unwanted Awards: Avram Grant

Published on 2011-05-23 13:26:24

Soccer team West Ham United will be relegated from the Premier League in England. Next year they will be playing in the second highest division; the Championship. This means manager Avram Grant becomes historic as the first manager ever to lead a te > read more

Hollywood Evolution: Faking It

Published on 2011-05-23 11:04:50

You might think the biggest change in movie making over the decades is 3D. No, it isn’t. I figured it out. James Cameron was wrong, it’s all about faking it. 1890-1940 Fake emotions Yes, we’re talking Edward Munch’s The Screa > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #2: Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

Published on 2011-05-23 03:40:22

2. Bride of Frankenstein [DVD] (1935) Yeah, second place on my Rare List. Have you seen it? Really? Okay, true or false? This movie has miniature people in glass jars. Yeah… I thought so. You think you have seen it because you have seen Young Fr > read more

Dr Doom and the Icelandic Doomsday Device

Published on 2011-05-22 06:46:12

Lunki told me US preacher Harold Camping predicted we would finally get the big end credits yesterday to the movie called “Everything”. Yeah, the end of the world. Okay, it’s now Sunday and we are still alive. Lunki saw that minor detail as pro > read more

The Night of the Living Deadline

Published on 2011-05-22 06:45:59

This past week has been weird. And awesome. And exhausting. We have been working on the three-minute pilot script for SVT Humor, Swedish Television’s Comedy Site. When we met with head honcho Mats Grimberg two weeks ago he gave us until last th > read more

Harold Camping: Third time’s the charm

Published on 2011-05-21 06:03:36

US preacher Harold Camping predicted that the earth would come to an end today. And since you are reading this blog that has not happened (unless I wrote this in advance and programmed it to be published after the end of the world and you are the las > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #3: The Devils (1971)

Published on 2011-05-20 08:13:27

3. Devils [VHS] (1971) This might very well be one of the best movies I’ve ever seen. Who knew that if you mix Ken Russell, nuns, witch-hunters and Derek Jarman you would get a narrative Greenaway movie?! But it’s hard to judge because t > read more

I understand Lars von Trier

Published on 2011-05-20 06:25:33

What can I say? … I understand Lars von Trier. Well, not when he speaks Danish of course. The whole Cannes drama about director von Trier saying he’s a nazi has been shot out of proportions. I mean; me and many other Swedes are still waiting > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #4: Come and See (1985)

Published on 2011-05-18 07:33:18

4. Come and See [DVD] (1985) Original title: Idi i Smotri Okay, seriously… Who borrowed my Come and See-DVD? I want it back. Sure, I don’t want to ever rewatch it again but I like having it at home. Why I don’t want to see the film again? It’ > read more

The Mighty Thor: Lightning Strikes Twice

Published on 2011-05-17 03:14:43

The movie Thor is at the top of the US box office two weeks running. I first thought it was because of me and my brilliant review. But last night I realized who is responsible for its success. I was reading the awesome heavy metal book “Mer H > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #5: Female Convict Scorpion Jailhouse 41 [1972]

Published on 2011-05-15 08:53:07

5. Female Convict Scorpion – Jailhouse 41 [DVD] (1972) This is the sequel to Female Prisoner #701: Scorpion (from the same year) and I would love to recommend the first three movies in this series and then skip the sequels and remakes – they > read more

Bieber Porn

Published on 2011-05-15 07:59:02

I skipped the Eurovision Song Contest yesterday and watched Justin Bieber’s one hour and fourty-five minute documentary/concert movie Never say Never instead. I really liked it. It was like a porn movie from the eighties. You fast forward to g > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #6: The World’s Greatest Sinner (1962)

Published on 2011-05-15 07:51:02

6. The World’s Greatest Sinner (1962) “Holy fucking shit” are the words that will run through your brain as you get run over by this movie. I was expecting some spectacular b-movie sleaze (and it is) but there wasn’t a single action o > read more

What is Sweden: Eurovision Song Contest 2011

Published on 2011-05-15 03:51:22

Sweden didn’t win the Eurovision Song Contest. Azerbaijan did. That fact didn’t stop the Swedish newspapers printing that it meant Sweden won. Basically anyway. Swedish newspaper Aftonbladet states: since the song writer, some of the back > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #7: Ugly, Dirty and Bad (1976)

Published on 2011-05-14 09:53:33

7. Ugly, Dirty and Bad (1976) Original title: Brutti, sporchi e cattivi These days we are so used to watching people being beautiful in movies that we actually believe that people like Scarlett Johansson can play a girl who can’t find a date. So wh > read more

Shit I plan to buy

Published on 2011-05-14 06:04:10

I’m not writing this to prove to you that I still got money halfway through the month. I do it because whenever somebody buys something from amazon.co.uk by using a link from this site we get some cash so… yeah, I’m cheating the system. I hope > read more

The Rick Moranis Sex Tape

Published on 2011-05-14 04:48:02

I’m happy to see I’m not the only one looking forward to it. Cheers to all of you who has been googling “Rick Moranis Sex Tape” to find my Top 10 Favorite Rick Moranis Movies. And Rick, releasing that tape could be your way b > read more

Eurovision Song Contest 2011

Published on 2011-05-12 07:11:13

Hey, American readers! And I guess Canadians, Mexicans, Brazilians and South Africans.. Well, I guess I’m addressing anyone outside of Europe who doesn’t give a damn about what goes on here in Europe. Oh, Asia of course. Anyway. Ever hear > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #8: The American Astronaut (2001)

Published on 2011-05-12 04:36:12

8. The American Astronaut (2001) If you ask me they don’t make enough western science fictions. Sure, it’s nice that Jon Favreau got Cowboys & Aliens coming up and I even produced one myself almost 10 years ago; No Law 4000. But all of them a > read more

The Awkward Situation

Published on 2011-05-11 09:36:30

Tonight, we are having a creative evening/belated birthday celebration. Which means we will sit here at the office and write on the pilot script while celebrating Lunki’s birthday that we forgot about last week. Oh hush, you didn’t rememb > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #9: Chopper (2000)

Published on 2011-05-11 04:41:45

9. Chopper [2000] [DVD] I’m a HUGE fan of Eric Bana and while I can understand that most people react to that with a ”Huh? Why?” and hit me with a brick – since he is mostly known for Hulk and Troy… movies most of us regard as vomitbags > read more

David Spade in The Lincoln Lawyer

Published on 2011-05-11 03:35:19

Yesterday I was commenting on The Lincoln Lawyer and said that I could figure out the plot in advance. That wasn’t entirely true. There was one thing I had no idea about. Who knew David Spade was in it? Previous Lunki and Sika Lookalikes: Princ > read more

The Lincoln Lawyer and The Idiot Savant

Published on 2011-05-10 07:52:09

I watched The Lincoln Lawyer yesterday and planned to write a review. But I’m finding it difficult. It was a good movie, but I think it could have been great. For some reason I had an idiot savant moment during the entire movie and could figure > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #10: In the Company of Men (1997)

Published on 2011-05-10 04:29:44

10. In the Company of Men [DVD] (1997) From the director of the The Wicker Man remake! Yeah, that’s not a good thing, I should probably start with a better selling point, huh? Because as much as that movie gained in cult status it only gained it fo > read more

My Top Ten Favorite Rick Moranis Movies

Published on 2011-05-09 11:18:31

Any day now Rick Moranis, one of the giants of eighties comedy, will make a comeback. You heard it here first folks. And while we wait, here are my top ten favorite Rick Moranis movies: 10. Brewsters Millions [DVD] (1985). On any other list this mov > read more

What is Sweden: Men with Balls

Published on 2011-05-09 04:43:30

Sure, we get our share of tourists. Every year people from all over the world visit Sweden in search of our many attractions. They might want to stay at that hotel made entirely out of ice in Jukkasjärvi or try to get a peek of the Swedish King at o > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #11: Turks fruit aka Turkish Delight (1973)

Published on 2011-05-09 04:36:34

11. Turks fruit (1973) aka Turkish Delight It takes a guy like Paul Verhoeven to make a love story that suits me. With an almost Godard-like playfulness he portrays a relationship almost completely without the “sweet stuff”; the first mee > read more

We have Beards so we know Movies: A “Fast Five” Review

Published on 2011-05-08 05:37:14

Before going into the screening I was sure I was going to have a super manly evening with Janne the Director. Perhaps even the manliest of the year. The Movie: Fast Five The Premiss: Vin Diesel, Dwayne Johnson, Paul Walker, adrenaline, sweat, fast ca > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #12: I Think We Are Alone Now (2008)

Published on 2011-05-07 14:38:32

12. I Think We’re Alone Now [DVD] (2008) Jeff Turner, 52 years old, smiles into the camera and says; Tiffany and I have known each other for… most of HER life and we are in love with each other. That’s cute. Tiffany of course is the 80 > read more

Fast Five Fedofile

Published on 2011-05-07 05:19:56

Me and Janne the Director are going to the movies again. Fast Five or as it’s known in Sweden Fast & Furious Five (FFF for short) will be screened this afternoon at a cinema near us. But a couple of hours before that, Janne the Director is > read more

The Swedish King’s Speech: THIS is not my country!

Published on 2011-05-06 09:57:35

The King and Queen of Sweden (no, not Colin Nutley and Helena Bergström) are furious. I am chocked by the cruelty and do not feel they represent the true image of Sweden. King Carl XVI Gustaf about Stieg Larsson’s Millenium book trilogy The > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #13: Spider Baby aka The Maddest Story Ever Told (1968)

Published on 2011-05-06 07:56:45

13. Spider Baby aka The Maddest Story Ever Told (1968) Jack Hill’s first film on this list landed a #89 spot. This second one is my favorite (and not only because one of my best friends looks like Spider Baby but it sure helps). I love The Addams F > read more

The Simpsons Dictators

Published on 2011-05-06 05:30:52

The banks in Switzerland have frozen the billion dollar accounts of dictator trio Hosni Mubarak (Egypt), Muammar Gaddafi (Libya), Zine El Abidine Ben Ali (Tunisia). I guess it was the first time in history three dictators simultaneously imitated Ho > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #14: Supervixens (1975)

Published on 2011-05-05 16:12:04

14. Supervixens (1975) Russ Meyer movies… How to explain the greatness of this madman without sounding like a teenager with a stack of porn saying “I’m just reading them for the articles!”? Most people just know about the title of his Faster > read more

Move Over (Insert your favorite Swedish actor here)!

Published on 2011-05-05 15:44:03

I know you have waited Sweden. Oh, how I know. So here’s some good news. Today I took some significant steps to becoming your new favorite actor ever. (On the internet). Me and Lunki made a trip down to the headquarters of Swedish Television in > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #15: Cruising (1980)

Published on 2011-05-04 07:18:12

15. Cruising [DVD] (1980) Okay, the set-up for this sounds tacky as hell: Al Pacino as a cop who has to go undercover to find a killer in… (drumroll) …the gay community. There are way too many things that can go wrong with that premise t > read more

Trump That!

Published on 2011-05-03 05:11:43

I heard that Donald Trump is asking Obama for Osama’s death certificate. Related Articles President Obama interrupts Trump’s show (via The Marquee Blog) (thespiritportal.wordpress.com) Obama Trumps Trump (janhamlett.wordpress.com) SUCKER: > read more

Poll it Together Facebook

Published on 2011-05-03 04:35:25

A couple of weeks ago Facebook was overrun by spam and viruses. This week polls have taken over. Everywhere I look people are answering questions like: Where do they serve the best food? Who do you like more, Jesus or Hitler? What team do you like, > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #16: Tokyo Fist (1995)

Published on 2011-05-03 03:41:51

16. Tokyo Fist [DVD] (1995) Some may be surprised that Shinya Tsukamoto’s Tetsuo (1989) isn’t on this list and the ones who aren’t probably don’t know what a Shinya Tsukamoto is. It’s a director/actor madman who had his breakthrough in > read more

Don’t use the N-word. Call them Slaves.

Published on 2011-05-02 11:37:54

I just read a remarkable thing about the american re-release of Mark Twain’s The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. The n-word which is printed over 200 times during the adventures will be replaced by the word slave. I don’t recall being off > read more

Osama Bin Brasi is Sleeping with the Fishes

Published on 2011-05-02 07:53:27

We have been doing a lot of Rest in Peace posts the last couple of months for people we love; like Leslie Nielsen and Tony Curtis. Today’s news is a bit of a conundrum. As you know, I get all my news from Janne the Director’s Facebook upd > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #17: The Loveless (1982)

Published on 2011-05-02 06:15:16

17. The Loveless (1982) There is no secret that I think of Kathryn Bigelow as a talented and smart MILF. And this, her first feature film is smooth as a sunset. It feels like the biker-lovechild from a David Lynch and Jim Jarmush collaboration. Lynch > read more

Damn you Norm MacDonald!

Published on 2011-05-01 09:08:56

I have always hated sports unless it is used as an excuse to drink beer at any time of the day. I can just switch to any of my twelve 24-hours-a-day sports channels and say “Go get daddy a beer, he is watching the game” and then pass out as soon > read more

The Hangover Trilogy

Published on 2011-05-01 08:49:57

S. Victor Whitmill, the tattoo artist who created Mike Tyson‘s face art is suing the movie The Hangover: Part II over copyright infringement. On posters and in previews actor Ed Helms character Stu Price is shown with the same ink marks as > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #18: A Man’s Job (2007)

Published on 2011-05-01 04:19:19

18. A Man’s Job (2007) Original title: Miehen työ So… How many Finnish movies have you seen? What? NONE?! Oh man, you are missing out… While they make less movies than pretty much the rest of the world they know how to make at least one FAN > read more

The King’s 65th Birthday [Insert King's Speech Joke Here]

Published on 2011-04-30 09:28:28

Today we celebrate the rich and the inbred; the same people we support by paying taxes only to be able to see them wave on TV once a year when their publicist doesn’t slip up and their secret lovers reveal their affairs on TV. Congrats Carl XVI > read more

Black Swan Deleted Scene

Published on 2011-04-30 09:07:18

Black Swan has been released on DVD and BlueRay. If you want to buy any of them (and support us at the same time), follow these links to amazon.co.uk. Black Swan (DVD + Digital Copy) Black Swan – Triple Play (Blu-ray + DVD + Digital Copy) I hea > read more

Hollywood Amnesia: Django Unchained

Published on 2011-04-30 07:32:22

So Quentin Tarantino‘s next film will be Django Unchained, a re-make/boot or se-/prequel of the classic Franco Nero film Django (1966). Damn it, why can’t Tarantino make something FRESH? I remember back in the days when he wanted to make > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #19: Death Race 2000 (1975)

Published on 2011-04-30 05:07:28

19. Death Race 2000 [DVD] (1975) NO! NO NO NO NO! Bad bad BAD Paul W.S. Anderson for making such a BAD remake of this movie! How the hell could I EVER make ANYBODY curious about the original movie after his rape of this cinematic jewel? He probably j > read more

The British Royal Wedding Memorial Plates

Published on 2011-04-29 09:46:57

The first plate was made by Woolsworth back in 2006 when they anticipated the marriage between Prince William and Kate somethington. It has become somewhat of a collector’s item. The second plate is designed by me, anticipating a long time comi > read more

We have beards so we know Thor.. in 3D!! Movie Review!

Published on 2011-04-29 09:09:20

Yesterday I went on a magical journey to a world where men with beards are Gods. The world was Asgard, and the movie was Thor (2011). In 3D!! Actually, it wasn’t shot in 3D and the conversion wasn’t great, so even though I am a big fan > read more

Top 10 Reasons Why I Don’t Care About The Royal British Wedding

Published on 2011-04-29 06:23:10

The Royal British wedding between prince Harry and Kate something is taking place in England at the moment. It seems everybody is going nuts over it. The Swedish Newspapers are broadcasting it live on their websites and even The internet Movie Databa > read more

The Super Secret “Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” Picture

Published on 2011-04-29 05:02:47

Janne the Director came to the office real smug today. He usually does, but this time he had a reason. It turned out he had come across a picture from the “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” movie. He actually has quite a few contacts in the Swedis > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #20: Electra Glide In Blue (1973)

Published on 2011-04-28 13:57:02

20. Electra Glide In Blue [DVD] (1973) Once upon a long time ago Robert Blake wasn’t just “the white OJ”. He is one of my favorite actors of all time, I used to watch him preach to kids on the street corners why drugs are bad on every episode o > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #21: Twisted Nerve (1968)

Published on 2011-04-28 02:57:58

21. Twisted Nerve [DVD] (1968) You know that whistling song from Kill Bill that everybody had as their cellphone ringtone? Yeah, Tarantino got that from this film and if you wanna be cool when somebody’s phone goes of and it still play that tune? S > read more

The Fake Movie Maker

Published on 2011-04-27 07:00:41

Okay, I have had enough! I can’t shut up any longer. As you’ve noticed, Janne the Director is posting his “Top 100 Rare Movies” here on the blog one movie at a time. At first I thought it was kind of nice, but now I have reali > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #22: Dellamorte Dellamore aka Cemetery Man (1994)

Published on 2011-04-27 06:38:59

22. Dellamorte Dellamore (Cemetery Man) (DVD) (1994) Zombie movies are usually just the same, people fleeing in terror from hordes of zombies and tsunamis of social criticism-metaphors. But this is different… Here we follow Rupert Everett as Franc > read more

Help the Sell Outs!

Published on 2011-04-27 06:11:04

As of yesterday we are affiliating with amazon.co.uk. That means some of the links on our blog goes straight to them; for instance when we write about a movie. And of course this raises a bunch of questions: 1. What does affiliating mean? Well, it me > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #23: Don’t Bother To Knock (1952)

Published on 2011-04-27 02:53:00

23. Don’t Bother To Knock [DVD] (1952) Once again in this list we have Mr. Richard Widmark (#64: To the Devil a Daughter) but this time younger and sports his trademark shit eating grin a hell of a lot more. And some girl named… Marilyn Monro > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #24: Coonskin (1975)

Published on 2011-04-26 08:39:02

24. Coonskin (1975) I have a special place in my heart for satire – especially if it comes with a social commentary that everybody fail to understand. In Coonskin director Ralph Bakshi uses every black stereotype Hollywoodland ever used and cranks > read more

Prince Harry on American Idol

Published on 2011-04-25 07:04:23

The lookalikes are back! And this is an uncanny one. All he need to do is grow a beard. But hey, shouldn’t everybody? Previous Lunki and Sika Lookalikes: Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock in the World Cup Casper the Friendly Ghost in the World Cup S > read more

According to Trends

Published on 2011-04-25 06:48:36

I just read Yahoo’s Trending Now report. 1. Khloe Kardashian 2. Metallica 3. Diane Lane 4. Nicki Minaj 5. Lindsay Lohan 6. Jim Belushi 7. Stock market 8. 401(k) 9. Jered Weaver 10. Solar panels Two questions: 1. What is 401(k)? Is that Kardashi > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #25: Seed of Chucky (2004)

Published on 2011-04-25 05:44:24

25. Seed of Chucky (2004) Yes! The 4th or 5th movie in the franchise (who the hell counts?) is the best! And it’s also that 2nd John Waters movie I promised! Okay, he didn’t direct this but in a minor B-plot he is in it as a perverted take on a p > read more

Crowded Office

Published on 2011-04-24 08:00:02

The season finale of The Office on May 19 will be a star filled affair. Jim Carrey, Ricky Gervais, Will Arnett are set to appear in the hour-long episode. James Spader, Ray Romano and Catherine Tate will also guest star, to interview for Michael Scot > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #26: The Innocents (1961)

Published on 2011-04-24 02:11:29

26. The Innocents (1961) You know what’s really scary? Kids being so polite that Anthony Hopkins in The Remains of the Day comes of as a Tracy Morgan. And kids saying stuff like “Don’t be frightened. It was only the wind, my dear” > read more

Dazed and KRAKKATTAKKKA-KRRRRRRAAAAKKATTA

Published on 2011-04-23 18:45:28

I am visiting my parents over Easter. Internet isn’t really something they do, but they have a modem nonetheless. And it’s slower than that inbred banjo player from Deliverence! Sorry, I just realized I might already have used that joke e > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #27: Society (1989)

Published on 2011-04-23 16:29:47

27. Society (1989) Back in 1989 horror masterminds Stuart Gordon (Re-Animator), Ed Naha (Dolls) and Brian Yuzna (Bride of Re-Animator) put their severely damaged heads together and wrote… Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. That same year Brian Yuzna made > read more

Die Hard Four Point Zero Believability

Published on 2011-04-23 06:10:02

Die Hard 4.0 was on TV the other day. Man, how annoying it is. Jeez! I used to think it was kind of okay as a stupid action movie if I imagined it wasn’t a Die Hard movie. But it’s hard to uphold that lie. In the first movie John McClane > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #28: Miracle Mile (1988)

Published on 2011-04-23 03:34:18

28. Miracle Mile (1988) It starts out with Anthony Goose Edwards hooking up with Mare Winningham (in a bad Annette Benning-haircut). Because of the romantic plot twists and funny dialog; I thought I was watching a romantic comedy. You know the 80’s > read more

Weird Gaga

Published on 2011-04-22 17:57:23

There’s been a lot of internet buzz about Weird Al Jankovic lately. So much that I had to check the calender to see if it was 1984. But it just turned out he had a beef with Lady Gaga who apparently refused to have him parodizing one of her son > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #29: Night of the Creeps (1986)

Published on 2011-04-22 16:32:18

29. Night of the Creeps (1986) Something in this movie makes me angry. Characters and places are named after directors like: James Cameron, John Carpenter, Roger Corman, David Cronenberg, Tobe Hooper, John Landis, Steve Miner, Sam Raimi and George A. > read more

Leiter. Felix Leitier. Human Chameleon.

Published on 2011-04-22 06:40:38

I’ve started rewatching the James Bond films from the very beginning. It seems it was very important back in the sixties for producers Albert R. Broccoli and Harry Saltzman to have a continuity in the cast for the key roles. Sean Connery as Jam > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #30: The Stunt Man (1980)

Published on 2011-04-22 06:24:22

30. The Stunt Man (1980) The Stunt Man has NOTHING to do with the Lee Majors classic TV-series The Fall Guy! I don’t know how many I’ve met who said “Oh, they made a feature film out of that?” when I mention this film… Not only did this com > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #31: Barbarella (1968)

Published on 2011-04-22 05:13:19

31. Barbarella (1968) Janne the Director refused to write a text to this film, stating that: “No words are necessary – it’s enought that Kylie Minogue made a Barbarella inspired video.” So, here is a link to that video. PREVIO > read more

The Life of Cleese

Published on 2011-04-20 16:46:44

I just experienced one of the greatest moments of my life; watching John Cleese up on stage performing his A Ludicrous Evening with John Cleese… or How to Finance Your Divorce. He actually gave a third option for the show’s name in the first > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #32: Highway to Hell (1991)

Published on 2011-04-19 18:00:40

32. Highway to Hell (1991) Nightmare on Elm Street (one of the sequels) meets Maniac Cop (one of the sequels) meets a Tom Waits music video (one of those with circus themes) meets… something weird from the 80’s… Bah, pick anything from the 80 > read more

So this is blogging 2

Published on 2011-04-19 11:30:45

I’ve just been on a shopping spree and therefor I must officially post a list of everything I bought here on the my blog; because that’s what all the leading blogs in Sweden do. Sadly I haven’t been shopping makeup, clothes or shoes like th > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #33: Deadlier Than the Male (1967)

Published on 2011-04-19 05:30:46

33. Deadlier Than the Male (1967) Before this one there had been a successful film series about the main character Hugh “Bulldog” Drummond and the first one saw the light of day as early as 1922! But after 20-something movies something happened i > read more

There is nothing more manly than a purse

Published on 2011-04-18 23:03:45

We have all been there: out shopping with a girlfriend and she hands you her purse with a “Oh! Hold this!” and you feel all ashamed, clearing your throat and trying to look masculine while sporting a Prada (or whatever they are called). Why are w > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #34: The Baby of Mâcon (1993)

Published on 2011-04-18 15:00:13

34. The Baby of Mâcon (1993) A theater play within a behind the scenes of a theater movie within a movie within a movie… I think. It’s not really easy to pinpoint what’s what in Peter Greenaway’s best and most overlooked film. And it seems l > read more

I scre4m, you scre4m, we all scre4m for answers

Published on 2011-04-18 08:53:00

Scream 4 (or Scre4m as we cool kids say it) premiered last Friday and I’m furious! How dare they make a 4th movie before answering the biggest question from the 1st film in 1996? Who the hell is that slightly wall-eyed girl on the poster?! I > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #35: Baxter (1989)

Published on 2011-04-18 07:15:11

35. Baxter (1989) Great movie for the whole family about the curious dog Baxter that daydreams about killing pretty much everybody he sees; and a young boy who gets interested in a girl because she looks like Eva Braun. You could say it’s like > read more

Tell me, is THIS Offensive?

Published on 2011-04-18 04:50:26

Since I’m Swedish, I like to be politically correct just like the next guy (unless the next guy is a girl but they don’t know politics anyway) so I would like to know… what exactly do I say instead of… ehm… the N-word? Can I say Lando i > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #36: Cecil B. DeMented (2000)

Published on 2011-04-18 02:09:18

36. Cecil B. DeMented (2000) John Waters! I love him to death and that is much thanks to me loving revolutions on film. Every movie he makes ends with a revolution. This is one of his generally least liked films but it is my 2nd favorite of his (that > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #37: High-Kick Girl! (2009)

Published on 2011-04-15 06:02:46

37. High-Kick Girl! (2009) Original title: Hai kikku gâru! (or ハイキック・ガール！) This movie has my all time favorite trailer so my sales pitch is simple: watch the trailer below. Not only is it funny in itself – it captures the mood > read more

Shit my Grandma says

Published on 2011-04-15 04:44:05

I visited my 85 year old grandmother in the hospital yesterday. She was there for her biyearly pacemaker battery change. She was in good vigor. It’s not a big procedure, just a local anesthetic and a little cut and switcharoo, it’s done. > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #38: The Bothersome Man (2006)

Published on 2011-04-15 02:48:06

38. The Bothersome Man (2006) Original title: Den Brysomme Mannen It’s just like if Tati, Roy Andersson and some Norwegians with less funding had a child together. But weirder. One thing that amazes me is how visual this movie is, when it is ba > read more

Beware! Or I’ll blow some gay in your face!

Published on 2011-04-14 06:21:00

I just read this text inviting people in Iowa to attend the seminar; The Second-Hand Effects of Same-Sex “Marriage”. It is currently popular to support the notion of allowing two people of the same gender to “marry” each other. But should w > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #39: Sisters (1973)

Published on 2011-04-14 06:04:20

39. Sisters (1973) I don’t like movie reviews that says “I didn’t understand it. But I loved it”. Especially when it’s said in a way that states “not understanding a movie is good in itself”. That’s jus > read more

Rob Roy’s Autograph

Published on 2011-04-14 04:40:34

Yesterday I went through my autograph collection. Some of them I got when meeting celebrities in person; others I bought from licensed sellers or other collectors. And it has become quite a nice bunch of signatures; from Al Pacino and Jon Voight to R > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #40: Tracking Down Maggie: The Unofficial Biography of Margaret Thatcher (1994)

Published on 2011-04-14 02:20:26

40. Tracking Down Maggie: The Unofficial Biography of Margaret Thatcher (1994) I’m a sucker for comedy documentaries because it’s funny because it’s true. Here we follow Nick Broomfield trying to make a documentary about Margret Thatcher but th > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #41: Fat City (1972)

Published on 2011-04-13 06:49:32

41. Fat City (1972) Maybe I like boxing? I have always made sure that everybody knows I don’t like sports (once I punched a friend in the face for inviting me for beer and when I got there it turned out we were supposed to drink them in front of th > read more

A Ludicrous Evening with John Cleese… or How to Finance Your Divorce

Published on 2011-04-13 04:18:13

In exactly one week I will fly down to Stockholm and meet John Cleese. I say meet; actually he will be up on stage performing his A Ludicrous Evening with John Cleese… or How to Finance Your Divorce. And I will be in the audience. I have a bunc > read more

White Collar

Published on 2011-04-13 02:52:06

After I’d seen every episodes available of 24, Dexter, Breaking bad, How to make it in America, Entourage, Bored to Death, Six Feet under and Men of a certain age there was a void in my life. I had no more TV-shows to watch. After posting a req > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #42: The Assassination Bureau (1969)

Published on 2011-04-12 19:42:10

42. The Assassination Bureau (1969) This is just an awesome film! The production design is cooler than cool and speaking of cooler than cool; Oliver Reed is playing a slick badass who knows he is a slick badass. It doesn’t matter that he sweats > read more

Three Ways to Cure a Cold

Published on 2011-04-12 13:40:51

I’ve been at home with a cold since last Wednesday. I usually don’t get sick that often but this one is a particularly mean cold. The stuff they sell at the pharmacy doesn’t bite on it, so instead I’ve tried some much more effecti > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #43: Gas! -Or- It Became Necessary to Destroy the World in Order to Save It (1970)

Published on 2011-04-12 09:00:40

43. Gas! -Or- It Became Necessary to Destroy the World in Order to Save It (1970) By coincidence (or caused by a lazy list maker) this one has got a lot in common with the previous movie on the list. ♥ Here the world gets hit by a gas-s-s-s that ki > read more

Top 10 Steve Martin Movies

Published on 2011-04-12 05:27:31

Steve Martin has always been funny and I don’t care that the funniest thing he’s done in a movie the last 12 years was mispronouncing hamburger with a fake French accent in The Pink Panther movie. He will always be one of the greatest to me. > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #44: Night of the Comet (1984)

Published on 2011-04-12 03:19:01

44. Night of the Comet (1984) Girls Just Wanna Have Fun meets I Am Legend! Two teenage sisters survive when the rest of the population turns to dust by a passing comet; and go on a Dawn of the Dead-shopping spree in the abandoned shopping malls of L. > read more

Full Frontal Male Nudity

Published on 2011-04-12 01:58:12

I don’t know if I have told you but I have upgraded from a Playstation 2 to a Xbox 360. Or actually I have 50% of an Xbox 360, I share joint custody with a friend. The reason for buying it was obviously the greatest video game series of all tim > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #45: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984)

Published on 2011-04-11 18:37:27

45. The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984) A movie with Peter RoboCop Weller that makes Naked Lunch come off as a Ken Loach film. The short and simple title sums up the movie perfectly enough so I’ll just namedrop a few f > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #46: Emperor of the North Pole (1973)

Published on 2011-04-11 12:40:02

46. Emperor of the North Pole (1973) Not really that rare of a film but it’s rare to meet people that remembers the title. It’s mostly know as “that movie where Ernest Borgnine has a sledgehammer and throws bums off a train”. So this is not o > read more

Top 10 Favorite Animal Movies

Published on 2011-04-11 06:41:58

There have been a lot of bad (or at least not-so-good) movies with animals the last couple of years. Marmaduke, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Beverly Hills Chihuahua to mention a few. But there are movies with animals that are great. The movies on this > read more

Messy Moments: Clean Up or Clean Down [Syndrome]

Published on 2011-04-11 05:38:01

I dropped a container of milk at the grocery store one time. One of the employees came over and asked me to check so nobody slipped in it while she fetched the cleaning gear. And by “cleaning gear” she apparently meant a kid with Down’s Syndrom > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #47: The Comedy of Terrors (1963)

Published on 2011-04-11 01:53:23

47. The Comedy of Terrors (1963) Sometimes a cast can make a movie and the cast in this is certainly just too fun to miss out on – with a giggleworthy awesome plot to boot: Vincent Price (2nd time in this list!) and Peter Lorre are undertakers but > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #48: The Set-Up (1949)

Published on 2011-04-10 13:44:35

48. The Set-Up (1949) I don’t like films about sports since I don’t understand the need for sports in today’s world when we have Biggest Loser. At least there is some mortal danger in Biggest Loser when they run, or walk up a flight of stairs, > read more

The American Idol Chock Departure

Published on 2011-04-10 11:25:00

I’m still hurting from the fact that my favorite season 10 contender; Pia Toscano, was voted off American Idol a couple of days ago. What happened America? I want answers damn it! Related Articles Absorbing the Shock: Why Was Pia Toscano Elimin > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #49: Stuart Little (1999)

Published on 2011-04-09 18:54:12

49. Stuart Little (1999) Yeah, I know… A movie that is one of the 250 biggest blockbusters shouldn’t be on a list with the words “rare movies” in the title. But I find it rare to meet people who actually SEEN it! Is it one of those movies tha > read more

It’s The Shane van Dyke Show!

Published on 2011-04-09 15:00:10

No, it’s not a more family friendly remake of The Dick van Dyke Show – but it could’ve been! It’s what I call the festival of Shane van Dyke movies I will watch this weekend! He is the fresh new voice of American cinema with his finger on the > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #50: Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie (2004)

Published on 2011-04-09 11:01:53

50. Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie (2004) Yeah yeah, most of you have seen Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) but have you seen this version of it? Apparently the cast improvised so much that director Adam McKay could edit together a > read more

What is Sweden: Rotten Fish

Published on 2011-04-09 05:14:08

You might have heard of it; it’s as Swedish as IKEA and ABBA; the rotten fish we Swedes call Surströmming. It’s oftentimes called a delicacy; and the Swedish people are divided in two groups; the lovers and the haters. I personally think > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #51: The Dunwich Horror (1970)

Published on 2011-04-09 04:00:32

51. The Dunwich Horror (1970) I really don’t like movies about the occult or voodoo or witches. Why? Constant jungle drum chanting turns me off. But I like this one. Mainly because Dean Stockwell pulls out such a weird performance as some kind of y > read more

Messy Moments: The Aioli Spill

Published on 2011-04-09 02:50:43

I went to the store yesterday and when I was packing up my groceries a can of aioli tipped over and its lid fell off; spilling the white garlic mayonnaise onto the conveyor belt. It took some time for me to notice, it wasn’t until the cashier said: > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #52: Candy (1968)

Published on 2011-04-08 13:15:02

52. Candy (1968) Simple enough plot: pretty Ewa Aulin is clueless and sexually assaulted by Richard Burton (with a constant wind in his hair), Ringo Starr (playing a Mexican gardener of course), John Astin (playing her dad), John Astin (playing her u > read more

The Three Stooges

Published on 2011-04-08 10:00:49

As far as I know the Three Stooges has never been screened here in Sweden and that is a bigger sin than what we did during World War II (nothing). The comedy trio was in business in front of the camera from 1930 to 1965 and in constant painful Tom &# > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #53: In the Mouth of Madness (1994)

Published on 2011-04-08 06:49:13

53. In the Mouth of Madness (1994) I really really REALLY don’t like Sam Neill. He is to me the image of a shitty actor, stiff and uncharismatic who only got two acting skills: Getting acting jobs and the ability to sweat on command. As soon as any > read more

The Human Pin Cushion

Published on 2011-04-08 04:19:23

This morning I went to the hospital to do the x-ray my doctor wanted me to do when he didn’t find anything with that camera up my urethra. The photo session was fast and painless. And in a couple of days my doctor will meet me with the results. > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #54: The Curse of the Cat People (1944)

Published on 2011-04-08 03:12:49

54. The Curse of the Cat People (1944) This low budget sequel has often been accused of not having much in common with the low budget original Cat People (1942). Sure, this is a ghost story and it deals with a new kind of conflict – this time the s > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #55: May (2002)

Published on 2011-04-07 16:00:24

55. May (2002) Freddy Kreuger was a kiddie-fiddler that got killed by the parents of his victims but came back from the dead to kill a bunch of teenagers. Jason Voorhees was a drowned freak that came back from the dead to kill a bunch of teenagers. M > read more

Bill & Ted’s Midlife Crisis Adventure

Published on 2011-04-07 12:00:32

I just heard that Ted Logan (Keanu Reeves) and Bill S. Preston, Esq. (Alex Winter) will return in Bill & Ted 3. I haven’t been this worried since it was announced there was gonna be a Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights. Related Articles Bill & Te > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #56: Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man (1991)

Published on 2011-04-07 06:09:57

56. Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man (1991) Life was so much better back in the days when they used Bon Jovi songs in movies and it was not part of a joke. This movie takes place in a near future where Mickey Rourke and Don Johnson is what are le > read more

The Premature Celebrity Shout Out 3

Published on 2011-04-07 04:23:27

Lately there have been a lot of buzz in the media here in Sweden about our fellow Swedes trying to make it big in Hollywood. Gustaf and Alexander Skarsgård and Joel Kinnaman to mention a few. Even Malin Åkerman gets quite a few articles written abo > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #57: Up in Smoke (1978)

Published on 2011-04-07 03:20:55

57. Up in Smoke (1978) This isn’t actually a “rare” movies list – I should point that out now and then. But “Janne the Director’s Top 100 List of movies that not enough people have seen – at least not among his friends” would be a too > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #58: Madhouse (1974)

Published on 2011-04-06 17:31:53

58. Madhouse (1974) The premake of the very underrated Psycho II. Hm? What a “premake” is? It’s when a movie feels like a remake but it’s actually done before the original. Or the “not-so-original”. Anyways. We have Vincent Price, the the > read more

Keeping up with Sheen

Published on 2011-04-06 10:04:56

Mötley Crüe singer Vince Neil has had a busy couple of weeks. Not long after being released from jail after a drunken drive charge, he’s now facing two misdemeanor charges in a confrontation with an ex-girlfriend. He is accused of poking his > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #59: The Baby Carriage (1963)

Published on 2011-04-06 08:08:32

59. The Baby Carriage (1963) Original title: Barnvagnen” I’m not sure why I have included this on the list. It’s a wonderful movie but you wont be able to find it because here in Sweden we really hate our cinematic legacy. It’s not availa > read more

Freshly Pressed Sika. Mmm, delicious!

Published on 2011-04-06 05:23:14

These last couple of days have been hectic. One of my posts was picked by WordPress to be on their Freshly Pressed page and visitors came pouring in. We ordinarily have quite a nice bunch of visitors every day, but nothing like this. This was somethi > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #60: The Atomic Cafe (1982)

Published on 2011-04-05 19:32:48

60. The Atomic Cafe (1982) This is simply put a ”best of” collection of American propaganda films from the 40’s and 50’s about the atomic bomb. But it’s the way those films are re-edited together with the context of what we know today that > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #61: Zathura: A Space Adventure (2005)

Published on 2011-04-05 15:17:23

61. Zathura: A Space Adventure (2005) The sequel to Jumanji that director Jon Favreau wanted to advertise with the tagline “I promise you it got nothing to do with Jumanji”. Seriously, people lined up for miles to watch fucking Elf but not this o > read more

So this is blogging?

Published on 2011-04-05 11:14:11

According to WordPress’ “Freshly Pressed” we were one of the 10 hottest blogs yesterday. Sika is still overwhelmed; lying in fetal position and hyperventilating on the couch. Okay, so we are a blog? Shit. That’s embarrassing… If I’d o > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #62: Revenge of the Barbarians (1984)

Published on 2011-04-05 08:47:11

62. Revenge of the Barbarians (1984) Original title: Hrafninn flýgur aka When the Raven Flies This is an Icelandic Viking film that almost every Swede hates because they were forced to watch it in school while studying Nordic mythology. And anything > read more

The Anorectic Muppets are here!

Published on 2011-04-05 06:28:37

Thanks to Sika’s description of the Green Lantern trailer; I have started a band! I don’t know how to sing or play any instruments but neither can anybody in your favorite band (Sorry, I couldn’t bother coming up with a popular band > read more

Everyday Evil

Published on 2011-04-05 04:33:13

When I meet friends who just had a baby I like to hug them and the baby and then tell them I have the flu. Even if I don’t. That is everyday evil. Related Articles Demon Spawn: Why Do We Love Creepy Kids? (joannapary.wordpress.com) The she flu and > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #63: Prime Cut (1972)

Published on 2011-04-05 02:04:24

63. Prime Cut (1972) Lee Marvin reappears a lot in this list – which is quite a surprise to me! I like him but I didn’t know I was a fan! Here he is stone face to pudgy face with Gene Hackman who is a redneck villain that makes sausages out of hi > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #64: To the Devil a Daughter (1976)

Published on 2011-04-04 18:21:10

64. To the Devil a Daughter (1976) Never really liked Hammer movies (even though I can’t deny being easily charmed by the suave Christopher Lee) but they always feel like they are taking their horror way to serious. Every line is delivered like > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #65: Crimes of Passion (1984)

Published on 2011-04-04 12:07:00

65. Crimes of Passion (1984) Is it REALLY 10 years ago Kathleen Turner played Chandler’s dad in Friends? Wow. It feels like it was only yesterday she was the logical choice to voice Jessica Rabbit instead of being too obvious for The Crying Game-jo > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #66: OSS 117: Cairo, Nest of Spies (2006)

Published on 2011-04-04 08:42:53

66. OSS 117: Cairo, Nest of Spies (2006) Original title: OSS 117: Le Caire, nid d’espions I have no idea how or if this has anything to do with the seven OSS 117-movies made 1956-1970 but I guess this is a remake in the same sense as Get Smart > read more

Top 5 Odd Search Engine Terms used to find the Lunki and Sika Blog – Part II

Published on 2011-04-04 06:23:33

About a year ago I compiled the first one, and now it’s about time to present a new one. Here’s another top 5 list off odd searches people have made on google and other search engines and ended up here on the blog: 5. gaddafi sucks. Yes, > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #67: Wes Craven’s New Nightmare (1994)

Published on 2011-04-04 04:26:59

67. Wes Craven’s New Nightmare (1994) When Wes Craven made meta jokes about the world of horrors with Scream in 1996 it was “inventive”. When he did it BETTER two years earlier it’s literally “ahead of it’s time”. This movie is not > read more

The Izabella Scorupco Demand

Published on 2011-04-04 03:04:11

April is here. There are loads of stuff to do. These next couple of weeks there are a lot of applications to send out. I say a lot. There are three. 1. Janne the Director is writing a new script version of the animated short film “Maja’s Mom is L > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #68: Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006)

Published on 2011-04-03 18:20:30

68. Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006) Lloyd Kaufman has been a hero of mine for ages and even though Troma itself has become a bit boring lately, Kaufman’s own movies just fucking ROCKS! This is probably the best Troma so far (hopi > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #69: Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky (1991)

Published on 2011-04-03 15:18:37

69. Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky (1991) Original title: Lik Wong Don’t you just hate movies that are filled with pointless violence? Well go re-watch Letters to Juliet then, because this is not for you! This is the story of Ricky who wins every fi > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #70: Léolo (1992)

Published on 2011-04-03 12:15:48

70. Léolo (1992) What would My Life As a Dog look like if Terry Gilliam directed it? Maybe something like this? A coming of age film everybody can relate to filled with disgusting tomatoes, bullied bodybuilders, turkeys in the bathroom, pre-internet > read more

The Håkan Hellström Chaos

Published on 2011-04-03 08:19:01

The indoor music festival Umeå Open has come to an end. It was great besides one minor glitch. I did not get to see the headliner, Håkan Hellström. He was one of the main reasons I bought the ticket in the first place. The festival was sold out an > read more

Now all I need is a Paul, a George and a Ringo!

Published on 2011-04-03 07:12:36

Anorectic Muppets?! I am starting a band! > read more

It’s Not Easy Being Green. Or a Lantern.

Published on 2011-04-03 06:01:21

I know way too little about all these superheroes; but out of Captain America, Thor and Green Lantern, I think the movie I look forward to the most is the Green Lantern one. It’s not only because I think Kenneth Brannagh should have cast Alexan > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #71: The Monster Squad (1987)

Published on 2011-04-03 04:39:59

71. The Monster Squad (1987) Oh why didn’t I see this when I was 10!? The classical Universal monsters in a Goonies-ish movie can’t be wrong when you’re ten. It wasn’t wrong when I was 30 either but… I’m just think > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #72: Freebie and the Bean (1974)

Published on 2011-04-02 14:40:09

72. Freebie and the Bean (1974) I have a confession to make: I’m no fan of Alan Arkin… I like him but I have no idea how he got into the business. He seems like the kind of guy who would do a movie once and then disappear into oblivion wi > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #73: The Secret Lives of Dentists (2002)

Published on 2011-04-02 10:37:14

73. The Secret Lives of Dentists (2002) When you do it right ANYTHING can be suspenseful. This makes Hitchcock look like a hack and all it takes to lit the fuse is the questionable assumption that Campbell Scott’s wife is having an affair. And then > read more

The Premature Celebrity Shout Out 2

Published on 2011-04-02 07:13:50

I love the Skarsgård family, especially Alexander Skarsgård. They are like the Swedish Baldwin/Wayans brothers but with a father figure. So when we now are trying to export them out of Sweden there is cause to be aware of premature celebrity shouto > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #74: Hoffman (1971)

Published on 2011-04-02 05:52:14

74. Hoffman (1971) One of Peter Sellers best performances and let’s face it: the man did many of those. It’s on the verge of being a theatrical British teasipping experience that would bore me to bits but Sellers and pretty Sinéad Cusack > read more

Choking Kojak

Published on 2011-04-02 04:21:59

I have been told that some people did not understand my Peeping Sika post and what I saw that man doing through that window in front of his computer. I just wanted to be well-mannered. So when I wrote the post I didn’t want to blurt out that th > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #75: Rock ‘n’ Roll High School (1979)

Published on 2011-04-01 21:50:42

75. Rock ‘n’ Roll High School (1979) 1-2-3-4! This is the best John Waters film John Waters never made. High School Rock ‘n’ Roll revolutions should always be produced by Roger Corman and feature The Ramones, PJ Soles, Clint “not Ro > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #76: Cast a Deadly Spell (1991)

Published on 2011-04-01 16:33:06

76. Cast a Deadly Spell (1991) I know next to nothing about H.P. Lovecraft except that I should expect tentacles and goth nerds to cream their pants over it. Well, there are no tentacles in sight in this but Fred Ward plays a private eye named Harry > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #77: Small Faces (1996)

Published on 2011-04-01 13:13:15

77. Small Faces (1996) I saw this three times when it hit the cinema in Sweden. For some reason a movie about Glasgow gang wars in the 60’s – the Glen gang Vs. the Tongs – hit the right cords with me. This was to me back then what Twili > read more

Wooooha! Is it Friday?

Published on 2011-04-01 10:48:30

Is it Friday? YES, it is Friday. And that means I am going to the indoor music festival Umeå Open. I’m going to see some great bands; The Magic Numbers, Miss Li, Säkert (Hello Saferide in Swedish) and Håkan Hellström. Add a bunch of Carlsbe > read more

Top 10 Most Annoying TV Characters [2011 Edition]

Published on 2011-04-01 09:51:04

There have been some really annoying characters on the small screen since the dawn of television; like Urkel in Family Matters and the teenage daughter in Grounded for Life. And since they are long gone here’s my top ten list of the current mos > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #78: Culloden (1964)

Published on 2011-04-01 04:28:55

78. Culloden (1964) This is a fake TV-documentary about the battle of Culloden that took place on 16 April 1746 (I didn’t KNOW that date, I googled it…). That would be about 150 years before the film camera was invented*, so no wonder that so man > read more

The Sea Salt Lobbyists

Published on 2011-04-01 02:56:35

After being to the store I realized that some products really must have great lobbyists; like sea salt. It’s everywhere nowadays! Sure I like it, but it’s really just salt, from the sea. I bought a bag of potato chips at the store. The chips > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #79: Matango (1963)

Published on 2011-03-31 12:21:15

79. Matango (1963) I said it before. There will be a lot of weird psychedelic movies from Japan on this list. Basically because I want to pay tribute to all the Japanese people buried, burned and cancer-stricken these last couple of weeks. I think of > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #80: Irma Vep (1996)

Published on 2011-03-31 08:30:40

80. Irma Vep (1996) If a cool title is enough this is a film for you! Me? I saw it because… well… Maggie Cheung playing herself… in latex… in a movie about the remake of another cool movie; Les vampires (1915). I’m no fan of Meta films exce > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #81: Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988)

Published on 2011-03-31 06:38:01

81. Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988) This title is way too literal but I guess it clearly tells you if you will like the movie or not. The plot is: a guy named Sam Hell goes to Frogtown (and it’s not a town with French garlic breaths but actual fr > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #82: The Most Dangerous Game (1932)

Published on 2011-03-31 03:01:14

82. The Most Dangerous Game (1932) You know what’s great about the 1933 version of King Kong? Yeah, everything. And Fay Wray in a blonde wig. ♥ This is the movie they shot at the same time as King Kong – Fay Wray in a blonde wig by day and Fay > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #83: The Swimmer (1968)

Published on 2011-03-30 14:46:04

83. The Swimmer (1968) I know what you are thinking: Just when you thought I would only feature filth in this Top 100 I bring this classy film in. That’s only because I don’t live in India and I don’t know the difference between classes. I can > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #84: Crank: High Voltage (2009)

Published on 2011-03-30 11:14:42

84. Crank: High Voltage (2009) I really hated the first movie. It was just too sexist and juvenile for my taste.. and my taste is really sexist and juvenile! And this sequel is… EVEN WORSE! But the thing is that when you OD on sexism and juvenilism > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #85: Death Hunt (1981)

Published on 2011-03-30 06:56:29

85. Death Hunt (1981) Lee Marvin and Charles Bronson fight over a dog. ‘Nuff said. PREVIOUS ON THE LIST: #86: The Lonely Guy (1984) Related Articles Actors We Miss: Charles Bronson (moviefone.com) Actors We Miss: Lee Marvin (moviefone.com) 6 review > read more

Hollywood Amnesia: Batman Begins. Again.

Published on 2011-03-30 04:57:21

We haven’t even gotten the latest Batman movie from Christopher Nolan and Hollywood is already planning a new batman-reboot. Really? Are they serious? Okay, I can understand how Warner Brothers want a James Bond-franchise because they don’t have > read more

The New Movie – Part 6: We can’t make the movie [3]

Published on 2011-03-30 04:00:45

Well we had our very first meeting with Film i Västerbotten and they didn’t put a briefcase of money on the table! They wanted to… talk. God damn movie industry! Does Michael Bay or Guy Richie ever have to “talk” before making a movie? Hell > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #86: The Lonely Guy (1984)

Published on 2011-03-29 18:00:24

86. The Lonely Guy (1984) “Whatever happened to Steve Martin? He used to be so funny!” Yeah, I know that has become a cliché thing to say but most people who say that haven’t seen his earlier work. You know, the same people that say “Saturda > read more

What is Sweden: Movits!

Published on 2011-03-29 14:04:34

Yup, they are from Sweden. And they are from the northern parts. Just like us. Their first album got a real buzz and landed them a spot on The Late Show with David Letterman. Their latest album has soared even higher since Stephen Colbert has given t > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #87: Payday (1973)

Published on 2011-03-29 12:34:14

87. Payday (1973) You know Rip Torn? The guy who’s Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones’ boss in the Men In Black movies? Yeah, that guy from Dodgeball… Anyways: he used to be AWESOME! Nuttier than Charlie Sheen without coke but WITH charisma. We hav > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #88: Prison (1988)

Published on 2011-03-29 08:45:10

88. Prison (1988) This is a blast to me. Just old school horror with practical effects, Kane Hodder stunts and that white/blue-ish light you only find in 80′s coke commercials. Whatever happened to Renny Harlin? His motto was; “if you bui > read more

Hollywood Amnesia: Miss Marple

Published on 2011-03-29 07:58:36

As you know, I have a problem with remakes and reboots. I have written numerous articles* about it and I’m calling the phenomenon Hollywood Amnesia. But is Hollywood listening to my critique? No. Well, I guess if they suffer from amnesia it mig > read more

Peeping Sika

Published on 2011-03-29 04:24:04

On my way home yesterday I passed a window where I saw a man sitting in front of his computer. As I had passed I needed to stop. Did he? No, he couldn’t have.. To make sure, I went back and passed the window again. This time I wasn’t so s > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #89: The Jezebels (1975)

Published on 2011-03-29 02:47:55

89. The Jezebels (1975) …or Switchblade Sisters as it’s mostly known as. They just love retitling shit when it’s time to reissue stuff on VHS. Well, they love to do it when they reissue things on DVD too. And BluRay. I hate that. Another thing > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #90: Maniac Cop (1988)

Published on 2011-03-28 07:07:03

90. Maniac Cop (1988) I watched this during a weekend where I only watched Larry Cohen movies; the Maniac Cop-trilogy and the It Lives-trilogy and I deeply recommend you all to do the same if you have run out of booze. This was the best of the bunch > read more

My Hometown Khadaffi

Published on 2011-03-28 04:39:04

Sure, he might not have weapons of mass destruction but he has other Khadaffi qualitites. Lennart Holmlund, the big wig in local politics here in Umeå is known for producing memorable quotes. But he is too unknown nationally and globally to make it > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #91: Blind Woman’s Curse (1970)

Published on 2011-03-28 02:17:35

91. Blind Woman’s Curse (1970) Original Title: Kaidan nobori ryu The most important thing first: What the fuck is THAT?! What’s up with the loin cloth, dude?! That image is actually the first thing we get to see of one of the characters a > read more

TMI of the Day No. 02

Published on 2011-03-27 07:02:23

I’m gonna go take a shit and read the newspaper. See you later with the next installment of my rare movies top 100 list. Related Articles TMI of the Day (lunkiandsika.wordpress.com) > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #92: Return of the Street Fighter (1974)

Published on 2011-03-27 04:50:20

92. Return of the Street Fighter (1974) Original Title: Satsujin ken 2 Guess what? The Street Fighter returns in this! To me that was a horrible thought until I actually watched it. I honestly hated the first Street Fighter in it’s desperate Bruce > read more

The 3D Musketeers

Published on 2011-03-27 02:52:35

I just watched the trailer for the new 3D adaptation of The Three Musketeers. I must say; Paul W.S. Anderson proves once and for all that he’s never read a book. What do you think? Related Articles Teaser Trailer: The Three Musketeers (tkmovies > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #93: The Nightcomers (1971)

Published on 2011-03-25 05:03:37

93. The Nightcomers (1971) Tired of all the new prequels these day? Well, how about an old one? With Marlon Brando! This is the prequel to the book “Turn of the Screw” or a bunch of shitty movies named “Turn of the Shrew” OR “The Innoce > read more

Narnia: Kids, Keep Out!

Published on 2011-03-25 04:16:06

I have caught up with 24, Dexter, How to make it in America, Entourage and Bored to Death and found that I have nothing to see now. I’m desperately trying to find new shows to watch and in the meantime I watched The Chronicles of Narnia: The Vo > read more

The New Movie – Part 5: Dressing Up

Published on 2011-03-25 02:33:38

Thanks to Johnny the Intern, and not thanks to Sika, Film i Västerbotten finally got our application for financial support for our film “Majas Mamma Söker Jobb” (“Maja’s Mom is Looking for a Job”). And they want a meeting! Today! > read more

TMI of the Day

Published on 2011-03-24 12:30:09

To be honest with you, ever since my prostate problem a couple of months ago I have experienced some weird stuff. The doctors I’ve gone to are all amazed of what I’m suddenly capable of. I can, how should I put it; release air through my pee-pee. > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #94: Youth of the Beast (1963)

Published on 2011-03-24 07:20:02

94. Youth of the Beast (1963) Original Title: Yajû no seishun Polanski’s Chinatown if it was more badass. And located in Japan. Director Seijun Suzuki loves to steal from American Film Noir movies (especially the screeching sound tires mak > read more

A Legal Alien in Sweden!

Published on 2011-03-24 05:11:29

Wonderful news! Walid, my Tunisian brother-in-law has just been granted by the Swedish Immigration Agency to come and live here in Sweden. That’s pretty fast bureaucracy work. Seems like only yesterday I spent a week in Tunisia; attended the we > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #95: The Young Poisoner’s Handbook (1995)

Published on 2011-03-24 04:22:33

95. The Young Poisoner’s Handbook (1995) A movie that inspires young people to poison their own families can’t be wrong, can it? Unless you consider… well, laws and stuff. It’s a quirky black comedy, which usually is a bad thing, but it > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #96: Hugo Pool (1997)

Published on 2011-03-23 12:53:02

96. Hugo Pool (1997) …was translated to ”Simbassänger & kärlek” here in Sweden which means ”Pools & Love” if you translate it back. With Alyssa Milano in the lead and Patrick Dempsey in a supporting role it might sound like a run- > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #97: Guest House Paradiso

Published on 2011-03-23 10:06:57

97. Guest House Paradiso (1999) 1. Do you love Bottom (the show and not the ass)? 2. Do you love The Young Ones (the show and not barely legal girls/boys)? Well, who doesn’t?! This is Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmundson beating the shit out of each oth > read more

The Premature Celebrity Shout Out

Published on 2011-03-23 05:59:18

In Sweden we love to hail praise over our countrymen’s success in Hollywood before it even happens. Because we know it oftentimes won’t, but at least then we get to pretend for a little while that we’ve done something good. That is why I al > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #98: Dementia (1955)

Published on 2011-03-23 02:56:22

98. Dementia (1955) If I were to write a tagline for this it would be: ”Dementia. If you didn’t have it before you will get it from Dementia!” As a close second the tagline would read: “The best beatnik horror film ever!” This black > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #99: House (1977)

Published on 2011-03-22 13:06:32

99. House (1977) Orig. Title: Hausu There will be a shitload of weird psychedelic movies from Japan in this list and this is the lost Arc of weird Japanese shit. I bet not even Indiana Jones dare opening his eyes while this is running. I can’t with > read more

Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #100: The Virgin Spring (1960)

Published on 2011-03-22 08:47:11

I felt like organizing things and since it’s about time for me to do my taxes I decided I should organize everything else instead of doing that. So I made a list of 100 favorite movies that I don’t think enough people have seen and I will post th > read more

Morning has Broken

Published on 2011-03-22 03:53:30

It’s a weird feeling getting up before 5am. I rarely do but now I have three days in a row. I get up and go to the office and realize the only people I meet are old people out wandering enjoying the morning sun. Some of them just stand there le > read more

The New Movie – Part 4: We can’t make the movie [2]

Published on 2011-03-21 08:51:41

Last week I was waiting for a reply on our application for financial support from Film i Västerbotten (Read HERE). We need their help to make drawings move – which makes me question why I need an animator (Sika). I waited and waited but didn&# > read more

Top 3 Things Mikael Persbrandt said to the Cops when they arrested him for doing Cocain

Published on 2011-03-21 05:51:23

3. “You will fuck up my next movie if you do this!” Yes, Micke. The world really should let every junkie go if they have an upcoming movie. Unless they are Lindsay Lohan threatening the world with promises to play pornstars. 2. “If it’s headl > read more

Law and Order: BEARDS

Published on 2011-03-18 08:41:58

Five years ago two men in Sweden made a deal that they wouldn’t grow a mustache before they got old. But this past Christmas one of the men made a gruesome discovery. His friend had a hairy upper lip! What to do..? Hello, lawsuit! Yes, the beard bi > read more

10 Steps to Becoming a Hollywood Celebrity

Published on 2011-03-18 07:22:43

Mikael Persbrandt, the Swedish actor soon to become world famous from the upcoming Bilbo movies, was caught on January 16 doing cocaine at a club in Stockholm. The actor reportedly stated “It was barely a line on a key” when questioned by > read more

DC-problem No.4: Soap

Published on 2011-03-17 12:10:39

Today’s annoying Developed Country problem: Some soap dispensers have a tendency to squirt passed your hand when you push it. I hate when that happens. Related Articles DC-problem No.1 (Lunki and Sika) DC-problem No.2 (Lunki and Sika) DC-proble > read more

V vs V

Published on 2011-03-17 10:43:11

The remake of V hit it’s second season finale and I pray to God that it also will be the series finale. Such a shitty show. It’s like peeing blood. It never leaves its status quo and they are never in any real harm. Hell, the characters bitch abo > read more

The New Movie – Part 3: Working Titles

Published on 2011-03-17 06:35:47

While we wait for a reply to our financial support application I have been working on tweaking the script but got stuck the title. The first working title was “Den Där Arbetsförmedlingsfilmen” (“That Public Employment Service Movie”) but it > read more

The Aaron Sorkin Cure

Published on 2011-03-17 04:59:04

I’m back at the office after being home sick since Sunday. The cold just hit me without warning. I suspect some higher power punished me for making my first political blog posts last week. I know nothing about politics so while sick I started w > read more

Political Lookalikes – Juholt [Part 3]

Published on 2011-03-11 13:09:30

Here it is! The one to complete the Håkan Juholt lookalike trilogy. It’s perhaps not the most spot-on one. But who doesn’t like a gratuitous Groucho Marx false moustache? Related Articles Political Lookalikes – Juholt [Part 1] (lun > read more

Political Lookalikes – Juholt [Part 2]

Published on 2011-03-11 12:34:05

Jari suggested on our Facebook fan page another lookalike for Håkan Juholt, the new leader of the Social Democratic Party. This one is perhaps even more spot on than Saddam Hussein with Boris Jeltsin’s hair? This is building up to be a Juholt- > read more

Political Lookalikes [Part 1]

Published on 2011-03-11 08:04:31

We started doing lookalikes last summer during the World Cup in South Africa. Now we are continuing the success with a political one; the newly elected leader of the Swedish Social Democratic Party, Håkan Juholt. Spot on, I think. Previous Lunki and > read more

The New Movie – Part 2: We can’t make the movie

Published on 2011-03-11 06:50:13

When Sika said “let’s make the movie” he didn’t mean “we can make the movie”. Making drawings move apparently cost money. What in the Devil’s home called Hell is that about? So that’s why we now have to put together an application f > read more

The New Movie – Part 1: The New Movie

Published on 2011-03-10 07:12:29

Yes, the rumors are true. Me and Sika are making a movie. Well, mostly me. It’s gonna be a short animated kids movie for adults about the unemployment issues a lot of people are facing today. I’m writing, directing and drawing it and Sika… I do > read more

A Prayer for Marlo

Published on 2011-03-09 06:42:51

Twilight star Ashley Greene‘s fox terrier, Marlo, was rushed to the hospital yesterday. In a tweet she pleaded; “Everyone please please please pray for Marlo. A dog attacked her. she’s in the hospital”. First the horrifying de > read more

Cryer in the Corner

Published on 2011-03-09 05:29:51

No more Two and a half Men. I’ve only seen a few episodes and the show’s greatness has always been a mystery to me. Sure, I like Charlie Sheen. And after enduring those episodes I still liked him. I guess it’s because he has done so > read more

Janne Goes Postal [Part 4] The Final Chapter

Published on 2011-03-07 08:28:51

As you know, I have been waiting a long time for a package from the post office. Finally it arrived. Related Articles Janne Goes Postal [Part 3] (lunkiandsika.wordpress.com) Janne Goes Postal [Part 2] (lunkiandsika.wordpress.com) Janne Goes Postal [P > read more

45 minutes with Furtado

Published on 2011-03-03 05:38:38

In 2007 Khaddafi/Gaddafi (or K-Fed as I call him) paid artist Nelly Furtado $1 million to perform a 45 minute concert. She has now stated that she will give the money to charity! This is SHOCKING! K-Fed is a Nelly Furtado fan!?! I still have a hard t > read more

Khaddafi or Gaddafi?

Published on 2011-03-01 10:35:43

Make up your mind, man! Before people get angry at you or something. And now I’m being told it could also be “Qaddafi” or even “Quadhdhaffi”. No wonder teens in Libya are high on hallucinogenic drugs. Don’t do drugs – be cool and stay i > read more

God Prefers Blondes

Published on 2011-03-01 08:16:49

The actress Jane Russell passed away today in Santa Maria, CA. She was 89. RIP Jane Russell. It’s a sad thing that she died but I feel almost sadder that I didn’t know she was still alive. I have watched Gentlemen Prefer Blondes more times than I > read more

Janne Goes Postal [Part 3]

Published on 2011-03-01 05:16:32

Remember the lost package with my new computer, the post office found in Ånge? Well, they lost it again. In Ånge. ÅNGE!!! Why art thou my Khan? Now the computer company is sending me a NEW computer because they figured it will reach me faster than > read more

Janne Goes Postal [Part 2]

Published on 2011-02-28 12:27:51

The post office finally found my lost package containing the new computer I ordered. “Hi, Janne the Director! We have found your lost package and it’s in Ånge! Do you want to come and get it?” I count to ten (out loud so the woman over the pho > read more

The 83rd Academy Awards – Complete Oscar Winner List 2011

Published on 2011-02-28 11:45:48

Here they are in red. The 83rd Academy Award winners: Actor in a Leading Role Javier Bardem in “Biutiful” Jeff Bridges in “True Grit” Jesse Eisenberg in “The Social Network” Colin Firth in “The King’s Speech” James Franco in “ > read more

Top Six Reasons For a Ruined Oscar Night

Published on 2011-02-28 10:56:37

I was so looking forward to the 83rd Academy Awards, but last night’s Oscar viewing got ruined for five reasons. 1. The Swedish “comedy” duo Filip and Fredrik was hired as commentators and made redundant remarks during the entire ev > read more

The King’s Speech Light

Published on 2011-02-27 11:29:23

Oh, Americans… I feel sorry for you. You are tough and rough and carry guns but you somehow can’t handle the word “fuck” – a word that lost all meaning the second Bob Saget found out about it. Well now they are replacing the R-rated cop > read more

I am in the Pool too!

Published on 2011-02-27 11:04:44

I pick Toy Story 3D. I have seen that one. It’s a good movie. Hope it will win. In all categories. � Related Articles My Oscar Picks for the 2011 Academy Awards (moviefone.com) Want to know who will win the Oscars? Read This! (2011 Edition > read more

Want to know who will win the Oscars? Read this! [2011 Edition]

Published on 2011-02-25 09:38:55

All the nominated movies haven’t reached Sweden yet and some will never get here because the distributors here are inbred greedy fuckers. The thing is that they wait with some nominated titles to premier AFTER the Oscars so they can slap a “OSCAR > read more

My Oscar Picks for the 83rd Academy Awards in 2011

Published on 2011-02-25 08:07:09

Here they are; my winning picks (in red) for the 83rd Academy Awards this weekend. Stay tuned for the picks of Janne the Director, with some really funny commentaries!! Me, I just let my picks do the talking. Actor in a Leading Role Javier Bardem in > read more

DC-problem No.4: The Swedish Post Office

Published on 2011-02-25 03:56:15

Back in the days we had a real post office where you sent packages and bought stamps and shit like that. Now their services still exist – but they have been relocated to the closest supermarket. Recently the same thing happened to our pharmacie > read more

The Lady Gaga Diet

Published on 2011-02-24 07:21:25

Me and Lunki predicted it years ago back when we were still writing stuff in Swedish. Now it’s finally here. The Drunk Diet. The news about singer Lady Gaga’s whiskey diet to keep her in those tight fitting costumes has really brightened > read more

The Autistic Show

Published on 2011-02-24 04:31:47

Yesterday I was sad. Today I’m happy. Good news folks, the coolest man on the planet is back! Or at least the man that played the coolest man on the planet, Kiefer Sutherland. He will be starring in new FOX pilot Touch, as the father of an auti > read more

Thank’s For Everything Jack Bauer

Published on 2011-02-23 07:44:56

Sika was mentioning withdrawals earlier. A week ago I had a really bad one. I saw the very last episode of 24. I know it’s ages since it aired but I’ve been saving it so the end of my relationship with Jack Bauer wouldn’t feel so de > read more

Rebooting Hollywood

Published on 2011-02-22 12:42:23

If they aren’t remaking them, they try to reboot them. Sure, I’ll allow The Incredible Hulk movies of any kind, but another Superman movie? Didn’t they try rebooting that franchise a couple of years ago and nobody cared? I’m l > read more

Because he’s Banksy

Published on 2011-02-22 10:20:31

As you know, the 83rd Academy Awards is days away and suddenly the Best Documentary category has became one of the most interesting. The super secretive British street artist Banksy has been denied a request to be masked at the upcoming event where h > read more

The 83rd Academy Awards 2011 Best Picture Porn Titles

Published on 2011-02-21 11:29:50

Re-makes/-boots cums faster than my teenage dreams about becoming a porn star. Here are the ten Best Film Oscar nominated movies that the porn industry will do better: Black Swan: Black Schlong – Odd title considering it’s a girl-on-girl high > read more

Big Brother Sweden

Published on 2011-02-21 08:38:36

Okay, this will be short and I’m only mentioning it because Sika brought it up. I really hate when people write about how they hate something they’ve never seen (that’s why I never read those things called “blogs”). But I watched 5 minu > read more

Sad. But True?

Published on 2011-02-21 07:14:42

And speaking of watching TV-shows; there’s a rumor going around that Janne the Director watched the first episode of the new season of Swedish Big Brother yesterday. Sad. Truly sad. > read more

The Shield Withdrawal

Published on 2011-02-21 06:37:42

Ever since I finished watching the final seventh season I’ve been experiencing The Shield Withdrawals. In a desperate attempt to get my fix, I tried filling the gap with The Unit and Flashpoint. But without success. The only thing that helps is > read more

Picking Winners

Published on 2011-02-21 04:28:26

The 83rd Academy Awards is less than a week away. I am drinking coffee and doing my predictions right now. I have told the other guys here at the office to make theirs too so we can have a little competition. We will present our picks the next couple > read more

My Evening With Lemmy

Published on 2011-02-17 07:05:15

Sika came to the office this morning in a really good mood. I was in the kitchen doing the dishes and overheard him telling Lunki he watched a great documentary last night about the Motörhead frontman Lemmy Kilmister. He loved it and thought Lemmy w > read more

Hooked on Mackey – The American Berlusconi

Published on 2011-02-16 12:09:14

I’ve completed my four-day house/dog sitter duties and I’m back at the office. Watching that dog has become easier each time. Now he basically sleeps in front of the fireplace all day and leaves me alone to do important stuff like catchin > read more

The New Adventures of The Pooper Scooper

Published on 2011-02-11 05:11:59

All-In Pete asked me if I could house sit for him until Sunday. I said yes. As you know being a house sitter in this case also means watching a dog. Actually, I don’t know if you could call him a dog anymore. He has grown big as a calf and is > read more

The Post Super Bowl Syndrome

Published on 2011-02-08 06:52:41

I am still suffering from watching the Super Bowl a couple of nights ago. Because of the USA/Sweden time difference the broadcast was in the middle of the night and it has really screwed up my sleep. And I don’t know why I watch the Super Bowl > read more

His Revolution vs My Penis Pains

Published on 2011-02-04 07:49:23

As you know, I was diagnosed with a urinary tract infection a couple of weeks ago. My Tunisian brother-in-law who still lives in Tunisia is constantly asking about my progress and is really worried about me. It reminds me of an old Swedish sketch wit > read more

Those Weird Chinese

Published on 2011-02-04 07:03:07

I just had lunch with my mom at the Chinese Restaurant down at the corner. It’s her favorite place and every time she comes into town she wants to eat there. The Chinese are however a bit weird. Well, not all of them perhaps, but I just read th > read more

What is Sweden? Part Nine – Noomi Rapace

Published on 2011-02-03 08:55:46

Noomi Rapace, the latest shining Swedish star on the Hollywood sky. Even though not one of her “post-Millennium-trilogy-movies” has premiered yet she is featured on Vanity Fair’s Hollywood issue. I just hope she knocks it out of the > read more

Always the Bridesmaid

Published on 2011-01-31 08:21:40

Okay, maybe France didn’t humiliate Sweden in their 29-26 win in the 2011 Handball World Championship Semi Finals, but I thought it was apparent they didn’t go full speed either. Like a chameleon they adapted to the situation and did just > read more

A Humiliating Evening Behind The Wheel

Published on 2011-01-28 07:39:27

It’s Friday and I have two things to look forward to this evening. 1. Sweden being humiliated by France in the semi finals of the 2011 Handball World Championships. 2. A Nintendo Wii Mario Kart Tournament at my friend All-In Pete’s house. > read more

Malin Åkerman vs Kate Hudson

Published on 2011-01-26 08:39:56

The contenders: Kate Hudson vs Malin Åkerman. The Prize: The lead roles as porn star Linda Lovelace in two upcoming biopics. The problem: I can’t really picture any of the two contenders pulling off playing Linda Lovelace. The solution: With L > read more

The 83rd Academy Awards Nominations

Published on 2011-01-25 08:15:21

I love the Oscar and now the nominations for the 83d Academy Awards are revealed. I am going to start making my predictions right away. Here’s the list of nominees so you can do the same! Actor in a Leading Role Javier Bardem in “Biutiful” > read more

The Final Stage

Published on 2011-01-25 05:06:28

We have entered the final stage of the Transatlantic Diablog Award 2010! Here you can read why we were nominated and about the other nominees. > read more

The Shoo In turned Shoo Out

Published on 2011-01-21 05:38:34

When I watched Inception last year I was so sure it was a shoo in for the Best Picture Oscar in the upcoming gala event. But since then I’ve seen a bunch of movies which in my book surpasses it in the title race. The Fighter, The Social Network > read more

Let Me In [2010] vs Let the Right One In [2008]

Published on 2011-01-20 07:39:20

Since I been sick I have been watching a lot of movies. Last night I saw Let me in (2010), the remake of Swedish original vampire movie Let the Right One In/Låt den rätte komma in from 2008. I feel so unpatriotic. And with the risk of being deporte > read more

One doctor’s finger up my rear later

Published on 2011-01-17 05:28:21

The muscle pain I’ve had since before new years which I blamed Nintendo Wii for causing me after a twelve hour gaming session turned out not to be muscle pain at all.. After the excruciating pain traveled south to my nether regions and grew eac > read more

One Step Closer

Published on 2011-01-10 02:51:28

We have made the top five list of finalists battling it out for the 2010 transatlantic diablog awards!! Check out who else made it here. The winner will be announced at the end of January so keep your fingers crossed a while longer! We sure will. Rel > read more

We have Beards so we know Movies! Review: TR2N: Legacy 3D

Published on 2011-01-06 07:37:51

I don’t understand how Sika in his post yesterday could misinterpret me asking him 3 times to come and see Tr2n: Legacy with me as ”reneged on his invitation”. I don’t even ask a hot girl more than 3 times and usually less than that when it c > read more

A Picture Of A Funny Looking TRON Guy

Published on 2011-01-05 08:26:20

Sven posted a funny comment with a picture link on my post about Tron: Legacy and I just had to bring it out here for all of you to see! How anyone can get past this and see the movie is beyond me. > read more

The TR2N Conversation

Published on 2011-01-05 07:29:08

I guess you are all waiting for a TRON: Legacy review since I wrote about how Janne the Director invited me to see it with him. But you see, it turned out he reneged on his invitation. Apparantly not because I wrote about my lack of interest after se > read more

DC-problem No.3: Anti Piracy Ads

Published on 2011-01-04 07:58:26

I’m one of those who still BUY movies. I’m old fashioned enough to know that if we steal things from artists they will make shittier art in the future when they themselves have to finance their work by traditional old fashioned stealing. Or make > read more

Mikael Persbrandt – The Swedish Beorn

Published on 2011-01-02 08:59:53

A while back i wrote about Swedish actor Mikael Persbrandt being cast in Peter Jackson’s 2012 The Lord of the Rings prequel, The Hobbit: Part 1. I guessed that he would be playing “some intense, macho tough guy with a short temper”. > read more

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