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So with this heartbreak my alter ego has come out. Her name is Emily. Emily is fun, freaky and bitchy. Most like her but if you cross her you can easily get called out for it and may get an ear full. The other night my newest friend > read more

The Officer And The Baby

Published on 2011-04-02 20:56:00

It's really official. The Officer and I are finished. Yes he was dating someone and yes we still spent time together. Well the other day we are chit chatting and he tells that the doctor informed him that his vasectomy was a complete success. I t > read more

Man Hell Part Deux

Published on 2011-03-16 12:40:00

Here we go again with man hell. I am starting to think that this is a yearly battle that I have to endure till I find the one. I believe there are about 7 that have been keeping my phone buzzing and my email full. First there is the > read more

She's A Drag Queen

Published on 2011-03-16 11:07:00

I crack up everytime I see this girl. She is no way looks like the pretty girl that I once knew. She now resembles a drag queen. I keep trying to figure out what she has done to herself besides buying a bad weave and horrifying make > read more

Do I Have A Magnetic Scarlett A Attraction?

Published on 2011-02-28 10:33:00

I am beginning to think that I am cursed when comes to meeting men. I just don't understand why in the hell I keep meeting married ones. Last night a bunch of us went out, male and female. We were havin a great time laughing, drinking, talking and fl > read more

Would You Want To Be Limitless?

Published on 2011-02-25 23:30:00

Every time I see that commercial for that movie I think about being able to use all of my mind to its fullest potential. I recently posed this question to friends, "knowing that most genius minds have some sort of flaw, whether it's mental, phy > read more

Note To Self Friday

Published on 2011-02-25 11:30:00

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He Literally Drives Me Crazy

Published on 2011-02-24 23:30:00

My weakness has had me cracking up lately. The more I chit chat with him the more I shake my head at our whole entire "relationship". He usually just says saying completely out of left field and catches me off guard. I find myself h > read more

Cavs...No Mo Please

Published on 2011-02-24 12:33:00

Ok my Cavaliers have decided to trade Jamario Moon and Mo Williams for a first round draft pick and Baron Davis. I can honestly say I am happy with the pick but not with the guy that we are getting that has been averaging about 12 points this y > read more

The Junk In My Trunk

Published on 2011-02-24 11:30:00

Yeah I have waaaaay to make junk in my trunk. Every time I look back there I say dayum. I keep packing on the pounds and making it worse and worse. All these damn snacks are doing it, I know. Everybody notices all the junk in > read more

Rihanna Silence Is A Virtue

Published on 2011-02-23 23:30:00

I know that I am late but I have to say because people are still showing clips of her moaning, I mean singing at the NBA All-Star Game. Now don't get me wrong, she does have some catchy little tunes that I am bombarded with 50 times a day. > read more

Recalculating

Published on 2011-02-23 10:47:00

I love that insurance commercial when the guy is acting like the GPS in someone's car saying, "recalculating". I have been picking with everyone I know that has one for years by sitting in their cars, yelling recalculating at random moments. &n > read more

The Project

Published on 2011-02-23 08:06:00

So my son has been working on a project for his engineering class. He has to build one of those Rube Goldberg contraptions, that will will close a book. They had designed everything and wanted to meet to start building, so we made a date. > read more

Prospectively Yours

Published on 2011-02-17 11:46:00

I have met a few new friends over the course of the last few weeks and I must say that they have enlightened me. I have started to think that we no longer give our full selves to anyone. We love to play around with the idea of it but neve > read more

iPhone Inactive

Published on 2011-02-16 17:51:00

Ok guys I am on the iPhone that I have of yet activated. I am not sure why I haven't done this yet. I think that maybe that it is the facet that I love the way that I get my emails on the Blackberry. It's so clear and easy to read. I have been ch > read more

The Day After

Published on 2011-02-15 09:00:00

Ok so around 2am this morning my phone started having an orgasm. This thing started buzzing by my head and driving me nuts. Finally I picked it up only to see that is was almost every single one of my make friends wishing my Happy Val > read more

Happy Anti-Valentine's Day

Published on 2011-02-14 09:59:00

It's another Valentine's Day. Another Valentine's Day that I will be wearing black and cringing at the thought of every couple I pass by, so I will be hiding out in my house. I know I may say I am anti-Valentine's Day but deep down it's one of my f > read more

$45 Spent Very Well

Published on 2011-02-07 23:30:00

So I finally decided to go and get my hair blown hair and flat ironed. It has been a while since my hair has dealt with either one of those instruments. I was in awe when she whirled me around in the chair and I finally saw my hair. > read more

May I Have A Spot Of Tea

Published on 2011-02-06 23:30:00

For some reason I have been on a teatime kick. I literally look at the time and say, "teatime". I run downstairs and within 5 minutes I have a cup of green cup simmering in one hand and a bottle of agave in the other. It's like I am > read more

The Supa Dupa Bowl Crap

Published on 2011-02-06 21:36:00

So I watched the Super bowl. Big whoop! Congrats to the Green Bay Packers for kicking the the Pittsburgh Steelers butt. I hate them, except for the fact they have a black coach and that I went to school with #92 James Harrison. &nbs > read more

HGTV Dream Home, Or Is It A Nightmare

Published on 2011-02-05 23:30:00

After watching the HGTV Dream Home with my mother I wondered how much of a dream would this home actually be? The house itself is gorgeous. Who wouldn't want to win a free house, fully furnished, $500,000 and a car? I'm in! Th > read more

Nymphos Anonymous

Published on 2011-02-05 17:39:00

I was recently talking to a group of my online chat buddies when I made the joke that there should be a Nymphos Anonymous groups. As you know there are sex addiction groups that are very real and can help those that are seriously battling > read more

Little Tidbit For The Weekend

Published on 2011-02-04 10:48:00

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When Cereal Is Not Enough

Published on 2011-02-03 07:47:00

Ok, so for the last month I have been being a very good girl and eating my bowl of cereal with some fruit or or a piece of toast. Everyday. Everyday for now 34 days. I love my Special K, it tastes great and I have 3 different kinds > read more

Ice Age 4: Midwest Underseige

Published on 2011-02-02 09:03:00

2 feet outside my sis window Ok winter storm, we heard you loud and clear, now could you please leave the region. My sister and niece in the Chicagoland area are experiencing a blizzard. Lights flickering, 4 foot snow drifts and freakin f > read more

What's Your Theme Song

Published on 2011-01-28 18:13:00

My friends and I are alway s talking about what our theme music is. Mine have not changed over the years. Enjoy. "What's Your Theme Song?" Peace, Love and Chocolate > read more

He's 11!!!

Published on 2011-01-26 11:23:00

My youngest is 11 today. We spent most of the day in Cleveland at the Great Lakes Science Musuem and the Cleveland Museum of Natural History. He had a great time and I had fun because admission was free since today is MLK day. Then > read more

I Was On The Speeding Bus

Published on 2011-01-26 11:16:00

These are the moments in which I miss my netbook. I decided at the last minute to come to Chicago and surprise my nephew for his 34th birthday. I think I have surprised everyone else at least once on their birthday except fot him, so Wednesday night > read more

Blogs I Love

Published on 2011-01-26 10:59:00

Today I am highlighting some of my favorite male bloggers. I follow more women but I make more of an effort to read the guys. The 12th Planet, Kyle is one of my favs. His posts are always funny and interesting. I also enjoy his ra > read more

I Gotta Do Better

Published on 2011-01-26 08:43:00

I guess I really need to start posting the thigns that I have written. It sucks that I am not on my computer as much as I use to be before my netbook was stolen. I will have to do better lots better. Anyhoo, Happy Hump Day folks.&nb > read more

Ode To The Dollar Store

Published on 2011-01-20 08:08:00

Oh Dollar Store, oh Dollar Store how you make me swoon. I can buy silverware and plates, and add clutter to every room. Cleaning products, brooms and mops. I can can get it all in one long stop. A nik-nak here, a nik-nak there > read more

Booed Up For Winter

Published on 2011-01-19 18:14:00

It seems as though this is the season when couples are formed. No matter how odd or unreal they may be, it seems every one gets booed up for the Winter. I guess we all love to snuggle underneath the sheets and feel someone's feet (not I a > read more

It's MLK Day, Wake Up Everybody

Published on 2011-01-17 07:03:00

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My Favorite Stupid Things That Men Say

Published on 2011-01-16 23:25:00

"You Never Know What The Future Might Hold/You Never Know-translates "I Am Just Telling You This Because I Don't Want You To Go/I'm Stringing You Along/I Know What The Future Holds And It Isn't You/Future? What Future?" This is one of my all > read more

My Panty Problem

Published on 2011-01-16 13:14:00

Ok, I have a huge problem. I am a pantie (panty, I like spelling it with a y, either way is ok I guess) collector. Today I was putting away my loot from VS. Now I thought I was doing great for the fact that I was throwing out about > read more

A New Idea For Survivor

Published on 2011-01-12 18:36:00

After hearing Sarah Palin's little ditty today I thought of where I would like to send her, to an island without internet, phones or a camera. Then I figured she would not be alone so I would send Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, > read more

My Favorite Stupid Things Men Say

Published on 2011-01-10 20:32:00

"I dunno" - translated "I don't know" This is probably their favorite thing to say because it blindly covers almost any topic that anyone can bring up about anything. Female: "Does this make me look fat?" Male: "I dunno." Female: "Whose numbe > read more

3 Funky Boys

Published on 2011-01-09 18:57:00

I am all for exercise. I am all for fighting childhood obesity. However I am not for 3 sweaty funky boys in my house after they play on that dayum Wii. They get that funk that is like no other. The change that makes you regret > read more

Now These Are Calendars We Can All Use Right?

Published on 2011-01-08 16:22:00

"I Paid For Dinner." Ok, how many do you actually need in your repertoire? Today I was at the bookstore perusing like I always do on Saturday afternoons when I decided to take a gander at the 50% off calendars. Of course I found one that I lo > read more

So It Ain't So

Published on 2011-01-07 07:46:00

Ok, so John Witherspoon made the comment that Aaron McGruder from the Boondocks said he tired and doesn't want to do it anymore. This really hurts my feelings, I love the show and have been watching from episode 1, as well as reading the strip > read more

Hot Water Bottles And The Cuddle Pillow

Published on 2011-01-06 23:30:00

Since I was a little kid I remember my mother getting me an old soda pop bottle rinsing it out and putting hot, hot, hot water in it, wrap it in an old pillowcase and stick it at the foot of my bed to keep my feet warm. I haven't had one of the > read more

Just When I Thought It Was Safe

Published on 2011-01-06 05:00:00

After the ending of my "Extra friendly friendship" with my officer, who is now a detective, I dealt with my heartache like anyone else would. A bottle of wine, chocolate and shopping. It's been over a month now and we are still trying to > read more

Why Women Flip Out

Published on 2011-01-05 23:30:00

Men tend to think women flip out for no reason other than just to show how crazy they can possibly get. Not true. For the most part I believe women hold it all in till the point everything that pisses them off in any way shape or for > read more

I Have Already Checked Off A Resolution

Published on 2011-01-05 19:46:00

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A Flashback

Published on 2011-01-05 12:40:00

I was reading a blog talking about Bell bottoms and it brought back a Girl Scout moment for me because the pants we wore looked like they came straight out of 1976. In fact I got a song about it, like to hear it, here it go: "I like your > read more

Chatty Cathy Get Away From Me

Published on 2011-01-05 11:33:00

This morning I took my son to the doctor and as we were waiting a woman sat down next to me. we did the chit chat bit and I was fine to leave it at that. All of a sudden she started talking about her personal life and everything that was > read more

Published on 2011-01-04 20:14:00

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