Blog Feed: Kong's Kingdom

The madness continues

Published on 2012-01-14 03:38:26

Ladies and gents it would appear that I have received my first piece of hate mail! I know, I couldn’t be more proud of myself. It’s like they say “you’re nobody u til someone hates you” or some shit like that. What makes it really special is that it was in response to my post [...] > read more

And now for something completely different yet the same.

Published on 2012-01-04 18:18:57

So in order to satisfy your insatiable appetite for my musings I’m going to start posting mini updates! Yay! I know right you’re so fucking excited. I know I am this means I can totally fuck off and then throw up what amounts to a really long Facebook status and you all wont feel neglected. [...] > read more

Now Its Time To Pick On Those Who Will Never Know.

Published on 2012-01-04 00:56:32

Ladies and Gents I think it is high time I addressed an issue that drives me absolutely insane with unbridled rage. I am talking about close mindedness to the point of ridiculousness, I’m talking about fear born out of ignorance, I’m talking about blind adherence to a religion that forces a person to dress like [...] > read more

Oops, I did it again. ( and I,m not as hot as Britney)

Published on 2011-12-28 19:52:31

Looks like I went and forgot to update… again… shocker. Well fuck it I happen to have got busy, what with life and learning and…. oh who am I kidding I got fucking Skyrim and that game just kicked the living shit out of my life. I mean come on! You get to fight dragons [...] > read more

Oww…

Published on 2011-10-31 18:34:36

It was bound to happen sooner or later, no someone didn’t punch me in the face for being such an ass nor was I accosted by the man for spewing forth my vitriolic call for violence against the government. No, today I totally ate shit while kicking ass on my sweet Razor A5 lux. That’s [...] > read more

Revolution, You’re Doing It Wrong.

Published on 2011-10-30 03:22:19

Ladies and gentlemen I told you I would write again on the subject of the recent non violent protests taking place around the united states and tonight I am going to voice my opinion, nay! I shall put forth my very own manifesto for change. It will be a call to action that will come [...] > read more

So You Say You Want A Revolution?

Published on 2011-10-28 12:09:55

Ladies and Gentlemen do not be afraid this isn’t the end of the world! I am indeed back to blogging. I have been a busy man what with returning to my beloved home state and being accepted into a 4 year university so I haven’t had the free time to vent my spleen as much [...] > read more

Unbelievable.

Published on 2010-02-10 09:46:17

Unbelievable, I can not understand this but I get most of the hits to my site because of my post about Facebook games and my salute to Tony Todd. Now don’t get me wrong those were good posts but I have to wonder what fucking bizarre fascinatio > read more

All Right SuperBowl!… I dont care.

Published on 2010-02-07 13:11:46

I’m going to be honest with you all out there and this might come to a shock to some of you out there that envision me as a hulking mass of testosterone fueled muscle thats fed by watching sports and videos of the slaughter-house. The thing is > read more

The wheels on the bus go round and round.

Published on 2010-02-05 14:03:38

So today I did something that I haven’t done in, shit, at least 15 years. Today I rode the mother loving bus to school! I have to say it was an adventure but not in a bad way.      I must admit that I was a little worried about taking the bu > read more

I Hate Apartments. Check That I Hate My Apt. Neighbors.

Published on 2010-02-03 17:17:54

I hate apartments and do you know why? People, thats why. People suck, they make noise, they smell funny, and frankly a lot of them are pretty ugly. Now to narrow down my hate a bit let me focus on the people who live next to me shall I? I shall. Eve > read more

Look Up At The Sky It’s A Bird, It’s A Plane, It’s A…

Published on 2010-02-03 15:55:25

UFO, yes thats right I want to talk about unidentified flying objects, visitors from space with a unatrual fascination with probes and hillbilly asses. What are these things flying through thew sky that so many have seen or claimed to have seen? Cou > read more

First Day Of The Path Of The Editor

Published on 2010-02-01 17:05:58

So I just had my first editing class and I have to say I fucking LOVE IT! I was worried that the dream of being an editor would far outweigh the actual joy of the class, but I was wrong.  The class is amazing what we covered was stuff I had already > read more

Hi Ho Hi Ho It’s Off To School I Go.

Published on 2010-01-31 22:25:39

Yes ladies and gentlemen that day has finally come. I start school on the morrow and I couldn’t be more excited, I know I’m a dork, but this time school is going to be awesome because all the classes I’m taking are things I have > read more

I Love My Wife Even When She Hates My Blog.

Published on 2010-01-30 14:19:39

My wife is something else, she’s the light in my life and the bread to my butter… I f that makes any sense. However much she loves me she is also one of my biggest critics of everything I do and I honestly believe she’s just trying > read more

There Isn’t Enough Cool Shit Going On So I’m Just Going To Bitch.

Published on 2010-01-29 23:44:08

There really isn’t anything cool going on in the world now and that pisses me off. I mean seriously what the hell am I going to talk about if the world isn’t going to give me something cool to talk about? I hit up all my news sites and ev > read more

NASA Wasting Our Money Again!

Published on 2010-01-28 21:55:23

So cruising through the news today and I see a story containing for letters that piss me off to no ends, NASA. Oh yeah those money wasting eggheads are at it again, uh, wasting money. How much money you ask oh only a little if you consider 9.2 BILLIO > read more