Blog Feed: Juice with Junior

Of all the posts I've ever done, I think this one best encapsulates what it's like to live inside my brain, literally. Naturally, it should be a post to celebrate the birthday of long-time blog reader, sister from another mister, Canadian countess, certified glamazon, and forever friend Dani! Okay, I can't promise that this post will make sense to anyone who isn't Dani or I (and it may not > read more

An Open Letter to the National Academy of Television Arts & Sciences Re: Anderson Cooper/Emmys Subject Line: No

Published on 2012-05-17 07:01:00

Background: Anderson Cooper (right) premiered a janky new talk show called "Anderson" in September of last year. The Daytime Emmy Award nominations were announced on May 8. At these nominations, "Anderson" received a nomination for Outstanding Talk Show Informative with Cooper receiving a nomination for Outstanding Talk Show Host, among others. The Daytime Emmys are voted on by the National > read more

Paid Programming: Guys, Ever Wanted to Be Slightly Taller to Impress Some Shallow B? Have I've Got the Product for You!

Published on 2012-05-14 10:09:00

I saw the below commercial recently and literally have no words ... Okay, we all know that that's not true, but please watch, enjoy, laugh at all the inappropriate parts (I did), and we'll come back... So this is a commercial for a product called Max Tall and they are gel shoe inserts which are designed to lift you up in your shoes to provide you additional inches to your height stop laughing > read more

The Second Day The Earth Stood Still: Junior Has Paid Off His Credit Cards Again (And for the Last Time Let Me Tell You)!!!

Published on 2012-05-01 13:03:00

Guess what, everybody! I paid off my credit cards! Again... Can you believe it?! Junior, is once again debt free.* (* Student loan debt not included but if anyone wants to include my student loan debt in their next batch of payments to Citibank, feel free!) Let's begin the... Okay, I can feel that a couple of you are looking at me with the side eye all "Junior, didn't we celebrate you paying > read more

My Top 10! Clothes I Absolutely, Positively Hate

Published on 2012-04-25 12:38:00

Hi, everyone! Sorry I was away for longer than I anticipated. It's what happens when you cannot think of what you want to write about coupled with extreme hunger, which I will explain in a post in the next coming weeks.As for right now, we're talking about clothes and I shall use the top of this post to engage in a bit of shameless self-promotion. The reason I wanted to talk about clothes is > read more

Gratuitous Shirtlessness (Yes, It's Back)

Published on 2012-04-14 08:10:00

It's Spring. It's finally getting warm in NYC. I am still in heat. Add these things together and you get the return of Gratuitous Shirtlessness, the only blog feature where we watch men do things without shirts. Okay, not the only feature, but the most to the point. Today's video comes to us from fitness gentleman Aaron O'Connell and his chest and his back tat and his sweetly soft voice that > read more

To B!tch or Not to B!tch? That Is the... Hey, I'm Asking a Question Ovah Heeeere! Real Talk on Romance in 4 Parts...

Published on 2012-04-09 06:17:00

Editor's Note: This is a me post about my disastrously comical "dating" life. We will return to the blog with half-naked men and goofy commercials later. I promise.When I was 16, I became a b!tch (I use an exclamation mark in the word because this is still kinda a family blog despite all evidence to the contrary). See, before this age, I spent most of my time doing three things: dreaming of the > read more

Faking Stuff to Make the Newest Crop of Boy Banders Interesting, Now With Less Zzzzzzz Who Again?

Published on 2012-04-01 09:04:00

Guess what, everyone! Boy bands are back! Okay, just pause on that thought for a second because I have to talk about the picture at left. Yes, it's that important.So that's 98 degrees, one of my favorite boy bands from the 90s (?) because Jeff Timmons is (still) crazy hot and I was a boy, but after I saw that video with them walking along the beach, I became a man (plus 400 viewings of the end of > read more

TV Time: "Mad Men" Is Back! Time to Suit Up, Drink Cocktails, and Have Unprotected Sex! Zou Bisou Bisou! With Spoilers!

Published on 2012-03-26 12:01:00

Hello, peeps! Season five of critical darling and all around good show, "Mad Men" premiered on Sunday, March 25 at 9 on AMC, which is a channel that you may have, I don't know. I was there wearing a skinny tie, drinking a Gimlet, and festering in the sting of the oppression of people of color in the 1960s.I lightly live-tweeted the premiere at @juicewithjunior. However, let's briefly discuss the > read more

My Top 15! Black Entertainers Probably Also Starring in "Think Like a Man" Considering Every Black Person Is in It Already

Published on 2012-03-18 18:34:00

Hollywood is a difficult place for black actors and entertainers. Interesting and diverse roles are hard to come by because our representation in the media world is so slim.For some reason, despite it being 2012, people in entertainment still feel like they have to bring people's attention to the fact that black actors don't get the chance to star in movies or their own TV shows even as much as > read more

Paid Programming: Gird Your Ovaries, Ladies... and Men Like Me With Imaginary Ones

Published on 2012-03-13 10:45:00

So one of my besties and I have decided that I am both in heat and have baby fever. We know I'm in heat because of this and this, and we guessed I have baby fever because I picked up her kitten the other day, cradled it in my arms, and would not let it go. Like I was "Not Without My Daughter" serious about it, and I don't even like cats that much. But it was just so cuuuuute and see, I clearly > read more

Thing You Didn't Realize You Wanted: the Palest Man to Ever Act in a Telenovela Ever in the History of Telenovelas Maybe

Published on 2012-03-06 10:18:00

I am so sorry. I had this sitting in my queue waiting to be finished and posted at least a month ago and I got all sidetracked by my love of the personal entertainment video that I forgot to post this the moment I saw it. You may be like "Junior, it's fine. I don't even know what you're talking about." But I promise, that when you do finish the post, you'll quickly change your tune to "B!tch, we > read more

The Ins & Outs, Ups & Downs, Tops & Bottoms, Hats & Gloves Compendium* of the 100 Best & Worst Gay Porn Performers Working Today (Not in Video*)!

Published on 2012-03-01 21:40:00

* Pun very much intended** So I'm hoping that the words "gay porn" will alert you to the fact that this post is NSFW. It's also NSFC (Not Safe for Church), NSFB (Not Safe for Brunch), and NSFP (Not Safe for Picnics). Coincidentally, it is SFS (Safe for Starbucks) because everyone looks at porn while sitting in Starbucks. Don't believe me? Huhhh, just march your naive little self down to a > read more

Welcome to the 2012 Juice with Junior Oscars Live Blog!

Published on 2012-02-26 17:16:00

So my phone rings THE MINUTE I am to begin the live-blog! Sorie. I'm at my parent's house because my mom is ill and the phone rings with my father asking about pea soup for her and I'm like CAMMMAN people. I've been taking care of everyone for 2 days. Let me have this! Anyway, I'm here and I'm also here to welcome you to the 2012 Juice with Junior Oscar Live Blog! We are gonna cover the E! > read more

Question to the World: If You Could Live Inside Any TV Show, Which Would It Be? With a Bonus And Why?

Published on 2012-02-14 11:20:00

You guys, can I tell you how much happier I am now that I am watching TV again. It's like wrong how much I missed TV when I was staying in the guest room at my parents' house being forced to watch "Basketball Wives" with my mom in the main room with the TV like I was in a really fancy prison that I could leave and stuff. I love TV. I love it. I LOOOOOVE it. A lot.Anyway, we haven't had a Question > read more

The Return of Little Gay Moment: the Last Word on the Grammys Edition

Published on 2012-02-13 18:17:00

It has been posited in the blogosphere and henceforth, I can make comment on it in this forum. I just wanted to say that I am 110% in favor of Rihanna and Katy Perry (above) having a romance. How good would it be? I know, right.It'd be all angsty and they'd have songs secretly dedicated to each other on their albums and when Ryan Seacrest asks them if they're dating anyone, they'll coyly mumble " > read more

The Lies Gay Men Tell When They're Online Dating. Hint: They're All Lies. All of it. Now With More GIFs!

Published on 2012-02-10 14:05:00

I've said this before but I think it bears repeating: if I can't find happiness myself, I will obtain it through helping others avoid the same fate as me. As such, I believe it is my duty to help out my gay male brethren who have uploaded a picture and a paragraph online in the hopes of finding someone compatible for good times.See, I have been amping up my efforts in the dating department > read more

My Top 25! Favorite Homoerotic Photos of Football Players in Anticipation of the Super Bowl I Don't Really Care About In Any Way, Now With Mood Music!

Published on 2012-02-01 21:22:00

I have made it abundantly clear over the years that I do not like football.I have made it especially abundantly clear that I do not like the Super Bowl. I have also made it unmistakeably especially abundantly... just kidding. But for serious, football is the worst in terms of gamemanship and also in how it inspires such fervor in people for no reason (something recent events have proven is a very > read more

Rag Report: There Is No Contest About Who Won the 2012 Vanity Fair Hollywood Cover So I Won't Waste Your Time...

Published on 2012-01-31 10:06:00

Here's the cover:You can see a larger high-res version over at Vanity Fair's website.Normally, I would rank them and be all "this one is good for x,y,z reason and this one is bad for x,y,z reason" but really, the winner is so obvious that I'm gonna stop talking and let her tell you herself:Congrats, Adepero Oduye (above), star of "Pariah," for being the only one in the photo who looks like an > read more

Am I a Hipster? And If I Am, Does Denying It Make Me More of a Hipster? Quandary.

Published on 2012-01-25 16:22:00

I am happy to report that my friend Todd has a girlfriend. Yes, no more wondering about the size of his penis for me, because he now has someone new to share his life junk with and also, I am no longer staying at his house thereby putting myself in proximity with his life junk.It's a win win.The girl he's dating, whom we'll call Emily, is nice. I don't not like being around her. She can get a > read more

Oscars 2012: Nomination Reactions From Someone Who Hasn't Paid Attention But'll Still Watch With a Tub of Häagen-Dazs

Published on 2012-01-24 09:38:00

I will be perfectly honest with you.I haven't really been keeping up with all the Oscar bait movies this year. I saw "The Help," I still have to see "Midnight in Paris" and "The Descendants," but other than that, I'm good. Despite my ambivalence toward the films, I can still indulge in the Oscar derby.Why should the football fans be the only ones to have something to debate over and discuss this > read more

Sh!t [Blank] Say Video MEGAPOST!

Published on 2012-01-13 12:34:00

I've been pretty video heavy lately. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing. You'll have to tell me. As I've already started writing the post, there's not much I can do about it now so let's just enjoy, shall we? Today we're talking about those viral online "Sh!t [Blank] Say" Videos that are all the rage on the YouTubes and the Interwebs. If you don't know, these videos are short snippets of > read more

Paid Programming: Black People Are No Longer Necessary, Everybody, So Then That Happened...

Published on 2012-01-09 08:53:00

There was a point in time, not too long ago, when businesses wanted to show that they had "street cred" that they would turn to whatever black rapper was bubbling under the mainstream consciousness, have them spit some rhymes about their product, and seem edgy and hip tangentially. Well, those times are over because white people (whom I adore and whose men I have several active crushes on as I > read more

It's Fashion Ad Friday! the Hot or Not? Edition

Published on 2012-01-06 09:10:00

Welcome to Fashion Ad Friday, the Hot or Not? Edition. You didn't know it was Fashion Ad Friday, the Hot or Not? Edition today? That's because I just made it up. Alright, the way that this works is that we have a few different fashion ads targeting both men and women and I want to know whether you think the ads are Hot or Not?, meaning is the overall presentation effective, meaning does the ad > read more

Cineplexed: Live-Blogging "Brokeback Mountain"

Published on 2011-12-22 22:37:00

Hello one and all to the live-blog of "Brokeback Mountain," one of my very favorite films ever made! If you've never read a movie live-blog before, what it is is basically me commenting on the movie as it happens complete with timestamps and pictures to help you follow along. I suggest that you grab a copy of the movie (and a DVD player natch) and open up the blog at the same time so you can get > read more

Re-Post: What I Did Last Weekend - Celebrity Edition

Published on 2011-07-02 13:35:00

Originally Posted January 21, 2007So Ron Sexsmith released an album this year called "Long Player Late Bloomer" something or other.I'm not the biggest fan of his new musical direction. Regardless, I was listening to some new Ron some old Ron and it m > read more

Re-Post: LEGO Me Says...

Published on 2011-07-01 05:12:00

Originally Posted November 19, 2007I think it's funny how the simplest things seem to work in life and on the blog.Take LEGO Me, which was a successful blog feature in my opinion. He seemed to really connect with people. I don't remember why I did aw > read more

Re-Post: My (Imagined) Carrie Bradshaw Moment

Published on 2011-06-30 18:00:00

Originally Posted March 26, 2007I just bought a new bag because my old bag, pictured below, was falling apart.The problem is that this new bag was literally $15, and I am now convinced that one day, I'm gonna be walking and I will have a Carrie Brads > read more

Re-Post: TV Time: My Stream of Conscious Thoughts While Watching the First Season of "Felicity"

Published on 2011-06-29 11:20:00

Originally Posted October 13, 2008You guys may know that I have recently had an upheaval in my TV watching abilities. Basically, I cut off my cable for the last month I was in my old apartment, and I have been completely too busy to watch any TV in t > read more

Re-Post: Seriously, I Am Not on the Right Career Path..., Vol. 2

Published on 2011-06-28 14:44:00

Originally Posted August 21, 2008I know I have to stop obsessing over this, but I can't.I saw this guy again recently, and it hurts.It really hurts.Who wants to bet the money's gone too? Of course it's not. I can't be that lucky...___________________ > read more

Re-Post: Why I Can't MySpace? An explanation.

Published on 2011-06-28 05:48:00

Originally Posted November 27, 2006Whenever I read this post, it just makes me laugh and laugh and laugh.Can you imagine? MySpace. Hahahahaha! Is it even still around? Do you have to crank a handle on the side to get it to come on! I kill me! Anyway, > read more

Re-Post: My Top 5: Favorite Movies for Late-Night Viewing

Published on 2011-06-27 02:30:00

Originally Posted October 17, 2008Three years later, and this list is still completely true. I adore all these movies and would gladly stay up until 4 AM to watch them...If only I didn't have to get up at 4 AM to catch the train. Oh, woe is me.In the > read more

Re-Post: TV Time: MTV Doesn't Feature Spring Break Anymore! How Are Kids Gonna Get Inadvertent Porn Now?!

Published on 2011-06-25 11:07:00

Originally Posted March 11, 2008Now that it's summer and I'm seeing all these beautiful bodies in NYC, it makes me remember the good 'ole days when the spring and summer were just for disgusting basic cable TV and going on AOL to trick old men into t > read more

Re-Post: LEGO Me Says...

Published on 2011-06-24 07:50:00

Originally Posted May 7, 2009I still see this happen on TV all the time and it still makes me wonder.Let's see if it makes you wonder too!Seriously, do men not have teeth. You know men are the fastest rising segment of the plastic surgery having popu > read more

Re-Post: YouTube Tells Me Something About Myself That I Already Know

Published on 2011-06-23 21:35:00

Originally Posted November 15, 2007YouTube has since stopped this practice.I think it says something like "You haven't added anyone to your network" or "Go find some new followers" or something, but I think they should go back to telling the truth. N > read more

Mini Question to the World: How Was the Last Season of "RuPaul's Drag Race"?

Published on 2011-06-21 20:12:00

You guys know how I like totally wasn't able to recap the fabulousness of the last season of Logo's "RuPaul's Drag Race" due to me being all gone.Well, the truth of the matter is that the last episode of Season 3 that I recapped was literally the las > read more

Picture of the Day

Published on 2011-06-17 09:16:00

When I first saw this store, I walked by not really paying it any mind.Then, I stopped. "99 Cents. Everything 99 Cents or More." Hmm... Wouldn't that just make it a "Regular Store"? Riiiiiiiiiight? *cocks head to one side*It actually changed my whole > read more

Re-Post: Look Out World, Junior's on Twitter!

Published on 2011-06-15 09:06:00

Originally Posted May 10, 2010So I'm back on Twitter, y'all. We'll call that first try an experiment that I have learned from greatly. As with everything from last year, I feel like I have to do them again. It's my cosmic do-over.Anyway, Twitter will > read more

The Truth About Charlie Revisited, Or If This Love Is Wrong, I Don't Wanna Be Wrong...

Published on 2011-06-14 07:57:00

Editor's Note: I really hope you guys read the Re-Post from last week because we are diving head first into the hot mess that is my "love" life again. Please put on your life preservers and hold your breath, cause I can't save you. Do I look like a l > read more

Pippa Watch: Tracking the (Completely Inconsequential) Movements of the Girl I Am in Love With and Want to Be...

Published on 2011-06-13 11:31:00

Like the rest of the world, I am in deeply, madly, head over heels in love with Pippa Middleton (right). If you don't know who I'm talking about, you need to click here and stay there for the rest of your day because I can't deal with you right now.N > read more

The Sunday Swoon: Kele Okereke

Published on 2011-06-12 10:23:00

Continuing my edict from last week that The Sunday Swoon will only feature out gay men who are somewhat underserved when it comes to attention from the thronging masses, I present today another ridiculously hot gay guy who would never date me. Why di > read more

This Is By Far the Best Thing I Saw During My Time Away (Again), And the Best Thing You'll See All Day…

Published on 2011-06-10 07:40:00

Hey, remember how you were just asking me what's been going down in the Ukraine recently.Well, the answer is this (and fabulous)...This video is like the universe. To say that there is so much doesn't even begin to describe the vast, endless amounts > read more

On Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY), Junk, and the Problem With Having Chronically High Self Esteem

Published on 2011-06-08 08:32:00

I'm getting a little tired of sorrow and remorse. By now we all know that unfortunately-named, highly-married New York State Congressman Anthony Weiner (left) sent some mildly explicit photos to a lady he encountered on Facebook.Before I get to the s > read more

This One Goes Out to All My BHPs (Big-Headed Peeps) Out There in the Struggle… To Find a Suitable Pair of Sunglasses

Published on 2011-06-07 10:13:00

I love this time of year.Summer starts this month, you can (usually) leave your house in just a short sleeve shirt, or perhaps a tunic, and be comfortable. And this time of year gives me the excuse to wear my other favorite fashion accessory: a pair > read more

The Sunday Swoon: Rep. Jared Polis (D-CO)

Published on 2011-06-05 21:05:00

June is Gay Pride Month and as a celebration of gay prideness throughout the land, I am changing up The Sunday Swoon for the month of June... and for the rest of the year! Instead of picking just people at random who's pretty for the sake of pretty.. > read more

Re-Post: The Truth About Charlie or Coming Off and Getting Back on the Wings of Love But With Someone Else This Time Only to Get Back Off Again Anyway

Published on 2011-06-04 12:40:00

Originally Posted June 12, 2010"Re-Post" is a new blog feature where I "re-post" or post again for people who don't read good items that have been posted on the blog in the past.You could say that Re-Post is me being lazy and not writing new material > read more

Ahhh!!

Published on 2011-06-02 21:18:00

There are things that I can deal with, and then, there are things that I cannot deal with. This is one of the things I cannot deal with, especially when I saw it right before I went to sleep... > read more

Um, What If It Doesn't Get Better?

Published on 2011-06-02 18:05:00

I'm not purposefully trying to make one of my first posts back wrap around such a heavy subject; it's just that I'm trying this thing where I plan stuff less and I just write what I feel at the moment I feel it.We'll see how it goes.Anyway, today I w > read more

A Wise Person Once Told Me "Course Correct, Biatch," So That's Exactly What I'm Doing...

Published on 2011-06-01 16:38:00

You don't have to tell me twice. I know. There are a whole bunch of you out there serving me total stank face. You know what? Maybe I deserve it. Alright, let's not all rush at once; I said "maybe." I know. I left the blog. You guys were my guys and > read more

Re-Post: Happy Gay Pride Month!

Published on 2011-06-01 16:00:00

Originally Posted June 1, 2008Hey guys, just so you don't get all confused, Re-Post is a feature when I "re-post" things that I have already written back on the blog.Sometimes it's because I think looking back into the past is fun and can teach us so > read more

Re-Post: Happy Gay Pride Month!

Published on 2011-06-01 01:00:00

Originally Posted June 1, 2008Although we will not be celebrating an official Gay Pride Week here at Juice with Junior like we did in 2008, I do love this post because I feel like it explains exactly how I feel about having this theme month and why i > read more

I Turned the World on With My Smile, I Took a Nothing Day and Suddenly Made It All Seem Worthwhile...

Published on 2011-02-14 21:20:00

I know you all prolly have been wondering what the hey happened to Junior. Well, I'm here to clue you in if you haven't guessed it yet... Junior finally has a new place for full-time employment! It's true! I am a real boy! I know, it took awhile and > read more

Junior Is Alive, Maybe Too Alive; News at 11

Published on 2011-02-07 23:18:00

Yes, I'm alive. I promise! Here's the deal. This break wasn't planned. It's not even really a break. It's a 'Junior snapped the power cord to his netbook when he went to his parents' house and plugged his computer in the wall, proceeded to get up fro > read more

Um, I Don't Think I Agree With This List... I'll Just Have to Watch This Video 874 More Times to Make Up My Mind...

Published on 2011-01-28 23:06:00

All American Guys, the premium non-porny Web site to lust after muscular young boys who will never sleep with you and are just old enough for you to want to sleep with them and not feel creepy about it, released their list of their top 10 top models > read more

The Serial

Published on 2011-01-28 22:55:00

New York City BoysChapter Nine - Reasons to Forgive(Revisit earlier chapters by clicking here)Thwack. The magazine hit the bare desk surface with a slap like a palm meeting a penitent cheater's face. Standing over it was a beaming Andrew and a surpri > read more

Re-Post: Alright, I Thought I Was OK With Things But Turns Out I'd Kinda Like to Have a Boyfriend Sometime This Decade, So Let's Get to Work...

Published on 2011-01-27 16:12:00

Originally Posted March 24, 2010I'm gonna start talking about my (all failed) attempts at a love life sometime in the near future so I'll be Re-Posting some of the gems from my previous dating adventures (can you call them "dating adventures" when th > read more

TV Time: Tucking Around the Christmas Tree Have a Happy Fierce Queen Day on "RuPaul's Drag Race"!

Published on 2011-01-27 02:00:00

Oh, you guys have no idea how great it was to sit down and watch some "RuPaul's Drag Race" on Logo last night.Side Note: I had to watch on Wednesday because I missed the Monday show because I was working and then my lovely co-workers, whom I love, we > read more

Oscars 2011: Let's Get Excited for Awards... Okay, Listen, I Know This Year Is Boring... Just Work With Me Here...

Published on 2011-01-25 22:07:00

Hey everyone. My work scheddy has been off the chain recently and plus I decided to take a break at my parents' house in the country this weekend and proceeded to get sick, which totally ruined the vacation... Okay, you've prolly noticed that I'm sta > read more

I'll Give One Hundred and One Billion Dollars to Whomever Can Tell Me What the F This Video Is About and/or For...

Published on 2011-01-21 14:53:00

And the words François Sagat, French, art, or hot cannot be used in your answer. Also, disclaimer: if in the off-chance that you do correctly tell me what the F this video is about or for and win the money, it may be paid out in air hugs and well wi > read more

Hot or Not Face-Off: Bob Harper vs. Joel Harper

Published on 2011-01-20 23:09:00

I have found a new obsession.I do realize that I find a new obsession every other day but just go with it people and try not to judge. We are here with a brand-new Hot or Not? but this time it's a Hot or Not Face-Off, which means you don't only have > read more

Picture of the Day

Published on 2011-01-20 18:24:00

Me and Amy Sedaris (above) just chillin' like we always do, wearing the same glasses, looking like f*cking hipsters... Actually, it was at a book signing for her book "Simple Times" and I was so nervous to have her sign my book that I literally babbl > read more

TV Time: Let's Meet the Girls of "RuPaul's Drag Race" Before the Premiere of Season 3 Next Monday!

Published on 2011-01-20 00:04:00

OMG. This is happening, y'all... Okay, hey everyone!Guess what is coming back next Monday! IT'S "RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE!!!! *Screams, falls to the floor, dies, is sent to heaven, gets into a fight with like everyone, is sent back, revives self, screams a > read more

Paid Programming: If You're Not Getting Your Taxes Done at Pupilo, They May Be Right, But Will They Have Flair?

Published on 2011-01-13 13:59:00

I love everything about this commercial. I saw it last night and just had to. Had to.I love the guy who went to Pupilo. I love the guy who didn't. I love the intertitle "Next Day at the Mall..." when we can clearly tell by the narrative in the commer > read more

The Style: It Has Been Decreed...

Published on 2011-01-13 01:28:00

This summer will be all about the tunic (pictured above).I literally had a dream a few nights ago where I was told by the heavens that I would be wearing nothing but tunics come June and that I would look amazing! I am kinda crazy excited by this fas > read more

Question to the World: So Whatcha Guys Bin Doin' While I Was Gonesies Before, 'Member Back Then Before?

Published on 2011-01-11 01:20:00

Hey everyone! I have a hectic work schedule this week and I'm working on finishing This Week in Junior at the same time (heads up, it's not going well), so I realized that you guys can totally run my blog for a little while as I go off to finish some > read more

This Is for Daniel Hernandez, Rep. Gabrielle Giffords, and Really for Like Everyone Else Who Cares Right Now...

Published on 2011-01-09 14:30:00

I read this story: Meet Daniel Hernandez, the intern who likely saved Gabrielle Giffords’ life on Yahoo! and felt I had to address this whole thing on my blog although you guys know I don't really get political. But now the political is starting to > read more

The Sunday Swoon: Adam Levine

Published on 2011-01-09 13:35:00

Oh, poor Adam Levine (above). He was so upset that I didn't pick any Maroon 5 songs for my Best of 2010 music post that he took off all his clothes and asked some lady to cover up his manbits. So sad. We can only hope he gets over this.Okay, on the s > read more

Paid Programming: Give Matus Valent His EGOT Now!

Published on 2011-01-07 02:53:00

If you don't know, EGOT is an acronym that stands for the Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony Awards, which when won by one person, is a testament to the excellence of their craft. Fitness model Matus Valent deserves all of these awards for his brave and s > read more

Recaplet: "Selling New York" Season Premiere!

Published on 2011-01-06 21:05:00

Today was the premiere of one of my favorite HGTV shows "Selling New York," which is a show that follows a few New York City real estate firms as their eager agents try to sell ridiculously expensive and beautiful apartments in the city.I loved it la > read more

Romance Novel Cover of the Day

Published on 2011-01-06 15:53:00

Anna DeStefano's "The Firefighter's Secret Baby" (above)Oh God, I'm hyperventilating. There is literally just so much. I don't even know where to begin. Alright, calm down lady and get yourself together. Let's break this cover down step by step befor > read more

Interlude: Year-End Music Review

Published on 2011-01-06 00:11:00

Alright, I'm trying to kick through these Best of 2010 posts this week so that next week we'll have all the time in the world to discuss goofy things that pique my interest. So here are my favorites in music for 2010! After you peruse, do tell me wha > read more

At the Movies with Junior! The Best of 2010 Edition

Published on 2011-01-05 01:42:00

I know that it being a brand new year, you've probably been inundated with "Best of 2010" lists... Well here's another one! Today, we're looking at the Best in Movies for the year that was. Except this being Juniorland, you know this list isn't gonna > read more

The Serial

Published on 2011-01-04 02:07:00

New York City BoysChapter Eight - Listen(Revisit earlier chapters by clicking here)Eyes and teeth filled the bulbous cartoon head awash in gnashed Technicolor that loomed threateningly above him. Marcus Lansing stared up at the Takashi Murakami print > read more

My New Year's Resolutions...

Published on 2011-01-03 18:48:00

Okay, this is my last New Year's related post, I promise. From now on it will be all celeb hi jinx and goofy commercials. However, this New Year's, I decided to do stuff that I never did in previous years in the hopes of making this year a better one > read more

This Week in Junior... for the Week of 12.26.10 - 1.1.11

Published on 2011-01-03 00:34:00

It's the first This Week in Junior (above), which is my brand spankin' new video blog series that you guessed it will hopefully be produced once a week barring any unforeseen problems or procrastination on my part! This edition stars a shaky web came > read more

Twinnies or No Twinnies?

Published on 2011-01-02 15:05:00

Okay, you guys know how Twinnies or No Twinnies works so let's begin... Today, we are deciding whether Pomplamoose singer, burgeoning indie hipster goddess, and Hyundai commercial star Nataly Dawn (below)......is twinnies with pop star, Usher non-sex > read more

Carefully Edited Pictures of Where I Was for New Year's...

Published on 2011-01-01 02:18:00

These photos have been edited to make sure that people who may or may not be my friends who work in fancy places don't have pictures of them floating on the Interwebs with copious amounts of alcohol in their hands... Luckily, I do not have those kind > read more

Happy New Year!

Published on 2010-12-31 23:00:00

Okay, here's the deal.There was supposed to be a welcoming video here um... welcoming you back to Juice with Junior... But then Junior took too long to make it and by the time I finished it today, it took me three hours to figure out how to transcode > read more

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