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A Very Good PhotoBlog

Published on 2009-06-22 21:46:00

Miss judge jru?Or are you just bored?If either of those questions are a "yes" (or even if you're a "no), check out the best new photoblog ever:http://homoshame.com/It really is verynice.

What She Said.

Published on 2009-01-13 16:10:00

G-d how I've missed you, Kelly.You sing words that say how I feel. About You.(To hear the complete Kelly comeback track, click here.)

Things That Are Tempting and Awful at the Same Time

Published on 2008-11-29 20:31:00

Ugh. This show again. Is it possible that I actually miss it?

Early Retirement

Published on 2007-03-09 10:00:00

Season 6 was going to be my last year of blogging the Idol.I had every intention of faithfully blogging every episode and every story that happened in between, until that fateful day in May....when someone gets to sing some ridiculously cheesy song about moments/flying/believing/heaven/pride with an even more ridiculous gospel choir.But here's the thing...I got a "big boy" job and I got burnt out on the season 6 of the Idol much sooner than I thought I would.Yes, I've quit the Idol once before (

Two out of Four ain't bad, but it ain't good either.

Published on 2007-03-08 19:54:00

WHAT JUDGE JRU LEARNED ABOUT AMERICA BY WATCHING THE THIRD ELIMINATION EPISODE OF THE IDOL 6America hates curly haired girls with flat vocals.America hates laid back sexy dudes who make bad song choices.America hates pretty girls that take inordinate amounts of scandalous Facebook and MySpace photos.America hates men with disgusting patches of chin pubes.Seeya Sabrina! Seeya Jared! Seeya Antonella! Seeya Sundance!We'll kinda sorta miss you, Sabrina. And you too, Jared. But we won't miss the

How do you spell woman? M-E-L-I-N-D-A.

Published on 2007-03-08 01:08:00

THE TOP 8 LADIES OF THE IDOL 61) Jordin Sparks ('Heartbreaker,' by Pat Benetar -- Loves Football.) - I originally thought Jordin was a poor man's Lisa Tucker. Then, I thought Lisa Tucker was a poor man's Jordin Sparks.Now?I think Jordin Sparks is simply too young. Too Fresh. And too new.2) Sabrina Sloan ('Don't Let Go,' by En Vogue -- Wanted to be the next Katie Couric/Ryan Seacrest.) - Sabrina's hair is very curly. And her vocals? Not so curly. In actuality, she was pretty darn flat. 3) A

Dude, Where's the Talent?

Published on 2007-03-07 11:40:00

THE TOP 8 BOYS OF THE IDOL 61) Blake Lewis ('All Mixed Up,' by 311 -- Loves Improv Comedy, Halloween, and 311.) - The first guy I ever dated LOVED 311. A lot. I tolerated it, but I won't tolerate it any more.Who goes on the Idol and sings 311? Honestly!What's Blake going to sing next? Crazytown? Everlast? How about some Deep Blue Something? Now that would be a headache to my ears.2) Sanjaya Malakar ('Waiting On the World to Change,' by John Mayer -- Knows how to hula.) - Painful. And wim

Kathleen Turner ate my homework!

Published on 2007-03-06 18:48:00

Due to the fact that I'm going to the theater tonight to see Kathleen Turner yell at some guy for a couple of hours, my review of the Tuesday edition of the Idol will not be posted until sometime Wednesday morning-ish.Sorry for the delay, but tonight...I'm being "cultural."

Your Mom Goes to College!

Published on 2007-03-05 15:02:00

Idol 5 contestant/"Chicken Little" look-a-like Kevin Covais is about to follow in J-Hud's footsteps, by taking a supporting role in a movie that has Oscar written all over it."College" centers on three high school seniors who have the wildest weekend of their lives when they visit a nearby college campus as prospective freshmen. Deb Hagan (of "Pee Shy" fame) is slated to direct.Between this and his upcoming guest "rap" cameo on Paris Bennett's album, 2007 is turning out to be the year of Covais

A Week Later...

Published on 2007-03-04 20:04:00

...this still makes me happy. That is all.



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