Humor Me - Laughter is the Best Medicine!

More Questions to Ponder

Published on 2011-09-26 12:55:00

- Why do they put Braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines? - Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens? - Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called a shipment, but when you transport it by ship, it's called cargo? - Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have an

The 3-Minute Timed Test

Published on 2011-09-26 11:25:00

OK so this is a bit different. I want you to grab a notepad, or piece of paper and a pen for this one and go through questions 1 to 20... Would be even better if you do this with a friend, maybe a race? Remember you only have 3 (THREE) minutes! Here Goes... 1. Read everything before doing anything. 2. Put your name on the upper right-hand corner of the paper. 3. List three jobs that you would love to do. 4. List three things you would tell your employer about yourself. 5. Would you hire

More One Liners:- Well I'm back for a little bit, will be posting consistently so visit often :)

Published on 2011-01-08 13:58:00

There are two kinds of people:- those that do the work, and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group; there is less competition there. An unemployed court jester is no one's fool. There is a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train. He who feels that he is too small to make a difference has never been bitten by a mosquito. Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims? If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wron

One Liners - Some funny, some to get ya thinking...

Published on 2010-01-13 16:02:00

I'm getting requests for more one-liners so here's a little something to keep you laughing. I put together this list from a bunch of random places including websites, my email and a cpl friends... Thank you guys for the interest in my blog, I've gotten nothing but positive reviews, Thank you!! I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead. Too many freaks, not enough circuses. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. I ha

Surgery

Published on 2010-01-07 13:57:00

Found this one while scraping together some more one-liners for your enjoyment... Decided to post... Here Goes... THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY # Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us. # Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before? # Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card? # Ya' know... there's big money in kidneys... and this guy's got two of 'em. # Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? # Oh no! I just lost m

Jesus Knows You're Here

Published on 2009-12-11 14:23:00

Got this one in an email today, it's not bad so here goes... A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.' Fr

One Liners

Published on 2009-11-20 13:12:00

Found another beautiful list of one-liners while surfing the net today, decided to post right away... Have fun...  I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.        Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.        I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in hi

Marriage made in Heaven.

Published on 2009-09-24 15:58:00

Nice one... One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their Church to get married. On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into a telephone pole – killing them both instantly. The couple soon found themselves standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, welcoming them to Heaven. The young woman asks Peter if they could get married in Heaven, since their time on Earth was cut short. He replies that he’ll get back with them on that request. A month

Will he Jump??

Published on 2009-09-24 15:37:00

Lol, yea I found this one funny... Wouldn't know what to do if I had a bet with someone like that, probably bet him something everyday, lol, but then my good side won't allow it so... Anyways, here goes... Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. “I’ll bet you $10 he’ll jump,” said the first guy. “Bet you $10 he won’t,” said the second guy. “Your on!”, he sa

Million Bucks

Published on 2009-09-24 14:46:00

Found this one hilarious, well... funny, Here goes... Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a cigar but he didn’t have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one.. “I sure do,” he replied and reached into his pocket and pulled out a 10 inch Bic lighter. “Wow!” said his friend, “where did you get that monster.” “I got it from my genie.” “You have a genie?” he asked. “Yes, he’s right here in my pocket.” “Could I see him?” He rea