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Time for Something Fresh: Wiferism.

Published on 2012-05-26 13:09:42

Out with the old, in with the new. Birtherism is so 2008-Yesterday. And because of that, on his show last night, Bill Maher introduced the Wifer Movement. And far be it for me not to participate in cutting-edge national distractions:Can Romney prove he only has one wife? Was 1987 really the last time he was allowed into his own bathroom? Will Romney produce his long-form marriage certificate for public scrutiny and amateur photoshop'g?Guest, Kevin Nealson, summed up the Mormon culture on marriag [..]

Keurig Coffee Maker PSA: Spank and Burp.

Published on 2012-05-23 20:04:28

We've all been there, and for what it's worth, this is not an Onion article:

Facebook IPO Aftermath: Smell Like a Man, Man. Friend Me.

Published on 2012-05-19 19:26:31

Yesterday's Facebook IPO fell far short of its hyped expectations with underwriters spending most of the day defending the stock from falling below its IPO price of $38. Perhaps the lack of enthusiasm has something to do with its valuation of at least 100 times earnings. Or maybe because General Motors recently stopped advertising on Facebook because it wasn't getting the results it expected. Or that Goldman Sachs planned to sell large chunks of the their holdings in the IPO, making some potenti [..]

Lady Parts, Man Parts, and Lotsa Notes.

Published on 2012-03-26 18:00:21

Because it just won't stop. You'd think that the graphic images and language in my last post would have put these issues to bed (pun intended). But no. The inexplicable controversy surrounding birth control and state mandated, yet medically unnecessary, 'transvaginal ultrasounds' (touted as "empowering" women to make better decisions) continues to march forward unabated -- with no end in sight. This time in Arizona. So let's up the ante and get started. The New York Times reports:"The bill would [..]

Flute Toots: Corporations are Zygotes.

Published on 2012-02-19 03:36:35

Look, as absurd as it is, we already know 'Corporations are People'. But did you know they may soon be zygotes as well? I suspect not, so allow me to explain:The 'Personhood Amendment' seeks to change state constitutions to define a "person" with the verbiage "from the moment of fertizilation". That is, zygotes (fertilized eggs) are people with full constitutional rights. Some of the unfortunate side-effects (bug or feature?) may include the ban of popular forms of birth control (the "pill", IUD [..]

Trickle-Down Economics, Rich Uncle Pennybags, the Debt Ceiling Debate, and You...in 15 minutes.

Published on 2011-07-29 12:06:23

Have you ever known of a business owner to lay off employees because they couldn't pay their income taxes? Alternatively, have you ever known of a business owner to create jobs for people to sit around all day long and read the newspaper, drink free coffee, and loot the office supply room? (And I am not referring to politicians and pundits here). Yeah, neither have I. And I expect that to continue. Since I could spew ad-nauseam on this subject (and I will in a moment), let's jump start the con [..]

Same-Sex Marriage Now Legal in NY: An In-depth, Detailed, and Comprehensive Analysis (Or Not).

Published on 2011-06-25 13:14:59

Ok, on a serious note, remind me again how you measure a year? That answer is: 5 hundred 25 thousand 6 hundred minutes -- the same way everyone does...regardless of race, creed, or color. And now your sexual orientation. Need I remind you that "organ

Libya's No-Fly Zone. Literally.

Published on 2011-03-20 02:37:44

It's not that complicated. The message from Libya is quite simple: Remove from power the dictator formerly known as... And any derivation therein, but now he may b

Latest on Hosni Mubarak: Where REALLY is he?

Published on 2011-02-05 23:09:38

BREAKING: There has been a lot of confusion in the media as of late. Mubarak steps down. Then it's reported otherwise. Even Bill O'Reilly wouldn't tolerate this kind of miscommunication. But I'm here to tell you: A few days ago, I offered my couch

Imam Rauf on Ground Zero Mosque: If you build it, they will (not) come.

Published on 2010-12-01 14:39:08

Over at The View yesterday, Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar walked off their own set after Bill O'Reilly made the blanket statement that "Muslims killed us on 9/11!" while having a heated discussion about the location of a proposed Islamic center

John Milton, Godzilla Haiku, and Paper Clips Decoded.

Published on 2010-11-19 13:07:47

"He that has light within his own clear breast May sit in the center, and enjoy bright day: But he that hides a dark soul and foul thoughts Benighted walks under the mid-day sun; Himself his own dungeon."~John MiltonTranslation:Verily: I have no Idea

Name that Person.

Published on 2010-11-19 12:35:59

I found the above image on my computer the other day. Even though it can be found all over the internet, I don't know its origin, so I can't give it its due credit. But I know why I saved it...I love anything puzzle-like. Perhaps you do as well, and

MS Paint Art

Published on 2010-11-19 12:34:59

I love to draw, sketch or paint - it relaxes me a great deal. Temporarily all my art supplies are in storage which isn't overly convenient. And on my laptop, the only thing I have installed that could even be remotely considered digital art software

Small Talk, TMI, and The Charlie Daniels Band.

Published on 2010-11-19 12:33:54

"Excuse me""You're welcome""Good-bye""Will do""Thank you""Please"I will do this on occasion -- respond to common, polite phrases from complete strangers with random and unrelated answers. These people hardly know me, if at all, and I take full advant

The Alfred E. Neuman Equation, De-pantsing in Flashdance, and Punning (badly).

Published on 2010-11-19 12:33:15

Q: How many US states does the Continental Divide of the Americas pass through? • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7A: Six.I answered

Stick Figure Animation: A Day in the Life in File Manager

Published on 2010-11-18 20:16:48

This is what happens when you come down with a nasty bug and lose internet connection for a few days. Actually, this has been a random work-in-progress for a while now, and I finally had a reason to put it all together. I've dabbled some in novice ma

Boredom + Borrowed Contact Lenses = Stretch-Up-Blink.

Published on 2010-11-18 20:15:28

If I keep this pace up, I just may become a blogger as opposed to a very occasional poster. And no one is more surprised about that than me. I have a growing backlog of potential posts that I just haven't taken the time to bang out on a key

Armpit + Ears = My Photoshop Portrait Painting.

Published on 2010-11-18 20:12:51

I know that I've been known to dabble in digital art, machinma, animation, or photo manipulation from time-to-time, but believe it or not, I've never used Photoshop. The only image editors I have limited experience with is MS Paint and Sony Vegas.&nb

A Dream.

Published on 2010-11-06 10:38:38

The similarities are uncanny, no? Ok ok, looks-wise, not so much, but their message most assuredly is. This coming Monday is the observation of Dr. Martin Luther King's birthday. A few years ago, my friend Don wrote about his "dream" and it was subse