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A Father and his son...
Published on 2010-08-15 20:45:00
A Father and his son are hiking in the grand canyon. The go around some bends, over some hills, and through some nooks. They round the bend and see a native american sitting on a rock. The father points to the native american and says, "son, na > read more
After getting all of the Popes luggage...
Published on 2010-08-12 20:42:00
After getting all of the Popes luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. "Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver, "Would you please take your seat so we can lea > read more
A cop is directing traffic...
Published on 2010-08-09 20:40:00
A cop is directing traffic and sees a guy walking hand in hand with a penguin. The cop points and yells. "Hey! take that thing to the zoo!" The man with the penguin agrees and walks away. A couple of days later the cop is directing traffic again a > read more
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde...
Published on 2010-07-01 09:50:00
One day a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were on their way to heaven. God told them the stairs to heaven were 1,000 steps and on every step he was going to tell them a joke. If they laughed they would not be able to get to heaven.So the redhead > read more
50th wedding anniversary
Published on 2010-06-10 15:15:00
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary."Betty, I was wondering -- have you ever cheated on me?""Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question...""Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please." > read more
Elephant
Published on 2010-06-04 10:08:00
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached > read more
Hearing problems
Published on 2010-05-21 09:25:00
An old man decided his old wife was getting hard of hearing. So he called her doctor to make an appointment to have her hearing checked. The Doctor said he could see her in two weeks, and meanwhile there's a simple, informal test the husband could do > read more
Buying a horse
Published on 2010-05-18 09:42:00
This guy owns a horse stud farm and gets a call from a friend. "I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse. I'm sending him over."The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female horse. "A female horth," t > read more
A woman goes to England...
Published on 2010-05-16 09:40:00
A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.The wife answers: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?The husband laughs and says: An > read more
State-of-the-art watch
Published on 2010-05-14 06:53:00
A rather confident young man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?""No," he rep > read more