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The Daily Brologue (12-16-11)

Published on 2011-12-16 15:17:27

The new Blackberry 10 has been officially delayed till the end of 2012. The 10 will mark the remaining amount of Blackberry users. (Link) Ford will recall 129,000 cars because of a minor, barely significant little defect… The wheels may fall off. (Link) Housing foreclosures have fallen to their lowest level in 3 years. In [...] > read more

Comment on Guess Who’s Back by Nathan, Jr.

Published on 2011-07-24 11:17:50

"Rick Pitino is walking through that door." And Billy Donovan is making way too much money. > read more

Comment on Guess Who’s Back by OneAnswer

Published on 2011-07-24 11:16:46

For Fun: "Oden isn't walking out through that door" > read more

Comment on Guess Who’s Back by W. Unseld

Published on 2011-07-24 11:13:07

For some reason this cracks me up... > read more

Comment on Guess Who’s Back by OneAnswer

Published on 2011-07-24 11:01:14

"I'm on my way coach!" > read more

Comment on Guess Who’s Back by OneAnswer

Published on 2011-07-24 10:58:48

"Okay now I want you to front Shaq and you Jermaine! What Coach? Go chuck 3s like Tinsley over there or you're in for a benching! But I'm a PF Damn it Bird get me Walker on this team!" > read more

Guess Who’s Back

Published on 2011-07-24 10:55:55

As Pacers new head coach. > read more

Top 10 Types of People on Facebook

Published on 2010-11-24 17:59:11

1) The 10 out of 10 Expect 10 million guys commenting/liking every status.  Coincidentally expect almost no girl comments on photos, as chicks don’t comment on chicks hotter than them. Be ready for 4,657 friends, all guys who want her or girls who want to use the girls’ status to get sloppy seconds. 2) Spamatron [...] > read more

Anyone Who Says Looks Don't Matter is Lying To You

Published on 2010-11-19 02:26:07

There’s a crucial reason first impressions have become so vitally important in today’s world. The introduction of  the Internet from our computers into our phones, texting, and 24/7 availability has shaped a culture of ‘throw aways’. Companionship and even relationships have become disposable commodities. There’s always someone else out there, so why sit down and [...] > read more

Motivational Video of the Day (11/16/10): Arnold Schwarzenegger – Secrets to Success

Published on 2010-11-16 04:38:36

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMaB6f-KSag httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-VxSPuqo20 The Greatest Motivational Video of all Time. I watch this multiple times a week and it makes me want to work that much harder every time. Arnold is a role model for me, listen to his words. As an actor they told him he would never make it, ‘your name is too long, [...] > read more

What is BroScience?

Published on 2010-11-16 03:37:05

Research takes time. Time people don’t have! If you’re sitting in class right now secretly reading this on your laptop, take a look around. 99% of your classmates wouldn’t even read the cliff notes to Clifford the Big Red Dog. Lettuce be reality. Say you had to write a 10 page essay on why ole’ Cliffy [...] > read more

Breaking News: Lebron James Wants Dwyane Wade Traded For Chris Paul

Published on 2010-07-26 21:15:38

Trouble is reportedly brewing in Miami as new superstar Lebron James has privately requested that fellow teammate Dwyane Wade be traded for Hornets star, Chris Paul. Lebron’s friend and agent, Maverick Carter, is already rumored to be selling another one hour special to ESPN entitled, The Decision: Part II. The self proclaimed ‘King’ James will put [...] > read more

Top 10 Types of Blinds for Nerds

Published on 2010-07-26 10:13:54

1) First Day of College It’s your first day of college and you’re ready for action! Are looks hurting your game with the ladies? Darken the place up and even the playing field with all new Roller Shades! Then when you ask that pretty redhead, “You wanna roll with this nightelf?” She’ll undoubtedly say yes. 2) Holidays What [...] > read more

Top 7 Types of Kids at Restaurants

Published on 2010-05-05 23:46:16

1) OMG Text Girl Who are these kids texting, Obama? Cell phones are the worst things to happen to kids since child labor laws and Justin Bieber. 2) Anytime at California Pizza Kitchen It always starts off the same, you book a nice romantic dinner for two and order. Sound good? Wrong! California Pizza Kitchen [...] > read more

Gilbert Arenas Blames Halo

Published on 2010-04-29 22:53:18

Gilbert Arenas has given a statement to the media today stating it’s not his fault. Gil says he was emotionally invested by the videogame known as ‘Halo’ and was caught up in a world not his own. “I didn’t know what I was doing. I wasn’t in control. I thought I was Master Chief but [...] > read more

The Answer by Nir Regev

Published on 2010-03-03 11:32:00

The Answer by Nir Regev Today I watched my childhood hero reduced to a normal person Fourteen years ago I came across an individual different than the rest A small basketball player, tiny in his world, who overcame in a land of giants He was confiden > read more

The Answer by Nir Regev

Published on 2010-03-03 11:27:16

The Answer by Nir Regev Today I watched my childhood hero reduced to a normal person Fourteen years ago I came across an individual different than the rest A small basketball player, tiny in his world, who overcame in a land of giants He was confident, he had heart, but most importantly he was fast [...] > read more

Mike James demands a trade

Published on 2010-02-18 18:58:00

After a big day of trades with names such as Dominic McGuire, Brian Cardinal, Darko Milicic and Primoz Brezec moved Mike James Felt left out. “I mean I feel so happy for the stars that got removed today. I wish I could be like Dominic McGuire and not be on the Wizards”. The trade deadline [...] > read more

Charlotte Bobcats score first points of the season

Published on 2010-02-17 21:48:17

With a gerald wallace driving layup, the bobcats have officially scored their first points oof the season. “This is such a great accomplishment” said wallace, who has racked up 4 points for his career as a bobcat. The bobcats went on to lose the game 84-2 (they play defense), but Larry Brown was still very [...] > read more

Sam Cassell Returns to the League

Published on 2010-02-17 21:44:51

Forgoing his job as assistant coach of the tumultuous Washington Wizards, the former player who has been compared to E.T. has decided to come out of retirement and take the helm as the PG of the New Jersey Nets. “Man, I think the Nets got a lot of potential and just need that driving force [...] > read more

Yi Jianlian Records 2 Assists In One Game

Published on 2010-02-17 14:14:47

In a shocking turn of events, Nets forward Yi Jianlian has finally managed to achieve what looked like the impossible; recording more than one assist in a game. Coach Vandeweghe is said to be “very pleased” with Yi’s achievement & now sees Yi as a “near flawless” player. > read more

Howard slams Shaq! Who is the real Superman?

Published on 2010-02-17 13:28:28

Orlando Magic Superstar Dwight Howard had some harsh words for fellow center Shaquille O’neal. Howard said that Shaq should shut up about the whole Superman thing, because according to Howard: “Superman was never fat. Shaq is more like a clown version of The Thing. He can’t even jump, let another fly”. Shaq has yet to [...] > read more

Dwyane Wade traded to the Bulls!

Published on 2010-02-17 11:26:37

In a shocking trade, superstar Dwyane Wade will join the Chicago Bulls in a trade that involved Tyrus Thomas and Kirk Hinrich. Wade will be the first superstar to the play for the Bulls since the great Michael Jordan. The Chicago Bulls also expect to sign another superstar in the summer. Chris Bosh and Lebron [...] > read more

Report: Clippers to acquire Dwight Howard

Published on 2010-02-17 11:16:08

LOS ANGELES — The Los Angeles Clippers are set to acquire center Dwight Howard from the Orlando Magic for Chris Kaman and two first round picks. The deal is pending league approval. Clippers infamous general manager and beloved ex coach Mike Dunleavy described the trade as follows: ” YES YES YES CLIPPER NATION GOING TO [...] > read more

24: Lebron (Jack Bauer Dunk tape Parody)

Published on 2009-08-30 16:07:34

My latest parody 24: Lebron shows what really happened behind the scenes! Jack Bauer investigates. Visit my all new fun to read NBA comedy site www.lolnba.com! - OneAnswer > read more

New York Times: Fat Is In

Published on 2009-08-16 12:52:08

Prada sunglasses, girl jeans, fat. Millions of fatties rejoiced yesterday when Guy Trebay of the New York Times announced the latest new fad. The sumo look. Guy has done much research regarding the matter, and maintains ‘hipsters’ are purposely gaining weight because President Obama is in shape. “If we had a slob in the White [...] > read more

Obama: Grandma Will Live

Published on 2009-08-13 22:14:46

Old people can rest easy tonight, President Obama has made it clear there’s no plan to  ‘pull the plug on granny’. When he was talking about end of life care, he meant extra packs of Depends and new bubble wrap for their furniture. > read more

The Beer Summit – White Version

Published on 2009-08-13 15:51:56

“Thank goodness you’re here officer! Some white guy just broke into my neighbors house!” “I’ll check it out right away Ms” “Hey Bill I think I hear some knocking on the door” “Please! You’re just trying to distract me! Not gonna work, take your beating like a man” “No really Bill I think I hear [...] > read more

LOL Summit Launches

Published on 2009-08-13 11:03:54

I'm pleased to announce the launch of www.LOLSUMMIT.com. Your one stop source for political comedy! > read more

The Zeke Files: Steve Francis Conference

Published on 2009-07-20 20:15:40

"First off, I'd like to thank all of you for coming on short notice" "I'd like to bury these heinous rumors! Let me say there's a time and a place for everything... And it's called Reuben Patterson's house" "So as you can see, this woman is simply af > read more

Rubio Will Play For Timberwolves, If Franchise Is Relocated

Published on 2009-07-16 15:01:32

Rubio's agent Dan Fegan has given notice to the Timberwolves that Ricky loves the franchise, and can't wait to play for them. However, he feels the Timberwolves would be better off in another city, preferably one with beaches and beautiful women. So > read more

Rasheed Will Retire If Forced To Start

Published on 2009-07-14 11:17:17

Rasheed Wallace has threatened to retire if the Celtics choose to place him in the starting lineup. "I can't be effective playing this way. I'm not used to it. It's tough for me both mentally and physically. Friends close to Wallace say he wants to s > read more

Donnie Walsh Rejected, Throws Tantrum

Published on 2009-07-12 19:43:39

Donnie Walsh was given the cold shoulder and had his advances rejected earlier this week. Both Jason Kidd as well as Grant Hill gave the greenlight to call, and even personally stored their numbers in Walsh's cell. However, neither picked up. After l > read more

Nike: ‘Dunk’ Tape Will Be Auctioned For Charity

Published on 2009-07-11 21:55:34

BSPN has learned the now infamous dunk tape will be auctioned for charity. The winner however, will have to sign off on one agreement. Nike has attached a 'no Youtube' clause meaning the winner can not show the video nor spread it around the internet > read more

Lebron James Cares

Published on 2009-07-11 11:45:12

'Wow! That was a nice dunk homie, ya got me! Hold on a sec,  I gotta make a quick phone call" "It was really nice of you to hold this camp Mr. James. We were wondering if we could have a tape, a little memorabilia for the kids you know?" "Oh, of cou > read more

NBA League Office Gets High Grade For Female Employees – Isiah Thomas No Longer An Employee

Published on 2009-06-10 14:38:01

The New York Times reports the NBA as a leading employer for women for 2009. Coincidentally, FIU is no longer a leading employer for women. Isiah Thomas could not be reached to comment. > read more