02/11/2012 10:19:00 AM
01/31/2012 21:09:39 PM
01/28/2012 23:07:10 PM
An article in the online print today about reforms of some sort or another that will see people with visible tattoos barred from joining the Australian Police.
Assistant Police Commissioner of New South Wales, Michael Corby, who heads the Education and Training Command, said he believed visible tattoos, particularly those above the neckline, were a blight on the Police Force and asks the question;
"Does the community want someone knocking on their door with a Mike Tyson tattoo on their face or [..]
01/25/2012 21:08:59 PM
Australian Transport Minister, Anthony Albanese, putting on a performance worthy of an Oscar nomination during his recent National Press Club address.
And what was Prime Minister Julia Gillard's response to this embarrassing little episode?
"I love Michael Douglas because he's married to a Welsh woman. [Albanese] not bad either".
And I'm sure that as a Politician she simply can't help but admire Mr Douglas's acting skills either.
Now, can someone with some photoshop skills please get busy [..]
01/21/2012 07:08:39 AM
What is it with the offspring of Australian Police Commissioners?
I mean if they're not blowing themselves up during the production of Methamphetamine, then they can be found at the cricket, letting loose a few punches on some bloke whilst private security guards hold him down.
Also at the cricket, the same ground just a week or so before in fact, here's former Australian Prime Minister Bob Hawke showing us what originally endeared him to the average Aussie voter.
01/15/2012 03:10:02 AM
Pictured below is Alex Norris. He doesn't like mistakes being made and he's none to happy about the way you put your bins out.
No, seriously, they were fucking out here! Her bloody cans were all the fucking way out here!
"There will still be a fine there for people who deliberately make a mistake but it's going to be proportionate and if people settle it early it will be as little as £40." - Nottingham City Councillor Alex Norris
Deliberately make a mistake, eh?
Deliberately: Done with [..]
01/14/2012 19:21:53 PM
A warning to parents indeed!
All praise to the Ambush Predator for first pointing me in the direction of this hilarious article.
Being lectured by Fat Albert Abbott on the dangers of obesity?
My goodness! When will it end? My sides hurt! Hey, hey, hey!!!
01/14/2012 18:43:45 PM
01/07/2012 02:53:01 AM
That's exactly what French fans of Michael Jackson are suing Doctor Conrad Murray over.
Is it just me, or are these people fucking emotionally damaged retarded?
12/31/2011 23:42:46 PM
HAPPY NEW YEAR
To all of you, whether or not you agree with my rantings.This Blog will fire up again in this new year, in which I wish ALL OF YOU well.
07/03/2011 10:10:27 AM
There's a circus in town at the moment featuring an Australian attorney general playing the part of ringmaster and attempting to pass an act requiring all Australians to undress when instructed to do so by his clowns.
Yes! Roll up, roll up!
06/29/2011 10:41:09 AM
No not you, dear reader.
The fucking Pork-Chop pictured below, I mean.
Yes You, Abdul Tiba.
You can just fuck off back to Lebanon, son.
You won't be missed.
"I tell them I want to go back, I don't want to stay in this shit country."
06/28/2011 07:06:17 AM
Perhaps his flight was delayed.Maybe due to volcanic ash.Which would serve him right for making volcanoes.. .
06/19/2011 22:30:45 PM
Those of you who haven't been bombarded endlessly with state-sanctioned propaganda about the unfathomable dangers of synthetic cannabinoids should think yourselves lucky.
For those of us unlucky enough to live in Australia it's been a nightmarish co
06/11/2011 22:00:01 PM
06/10/2011 08:40:56 AM
This particular clip doesn't seem to last very long out here in cyberspace...
Perhaps that has something to do with the naturally occurring censorship that pollutes the aquifer from which we drink.
06/09/2011 08:30:28 AM
Blogging has been a bit light as of late and this is in no small part due to the fact that Australian-based bloggers are now being watched by the 'special' police and that swearing is now a crime downunder...
No, just fucking kidding. I really could
05/28/2011 22:00:00 PM
05/24/2011 23:00:06 PM
"Why do they call you Carmen?Because I like cars and I like men. What's your name?Lagerfanny! Ha ha ha ha!"
05/24/2011 10:00:05 AM
This week's piss taker just has to be Australian Liberal backbencher and compulsive pie-eater, Dr Mal Washer who, on commenting about a parliamentary report that states Australian MPs are overworked, says;
"At the end of the day, I don't care
05/24/2011 08:43:27 AM
...But is it fast enough so we can fly away?
Err, no. Actually it isn't.
For the story behind the vid click here.
Just the usual 'Police to harsh on a poor wittle car thief' stuff.
05/23/2011 21:42:51 PM
From The Age: Now Butt Out: New Push Seeks To Outlaw Cigarettes
''The government should consider issuing smokers with a licence to smoke, which would involve them passing a test, not dissimilar to a driving test,''''They would get a swipe card
05/22/2011 00:00:01 AM
Actually, to be fair, it wasn't the Australian Army.
It was their PR team.
But, to be even fairer, I've always had my sneaking suspicions about Julia, and their description of Kevin Rudd as a loser can only be described as completely accurate.
05/21/2011 09:04:23 AM
1. Go to your nearest Church. Now!
2. You and all your mates each leave a full set of clothes laying about the grounds.
3. Tomorrow morning's first Churchgoing family are tricked into thinking they are sinners who are damned to walk the earth...
05/19/2011 00:08:42 AM
And some enterprising Atheists have come up with the perfect solution to the problem posed by the continuing welfare of pets left behind by their owners. Owners who have been whisked away to heaven during the rapture, of course.
05/16/2011 23:31:02 PM
Pictured above is Mr Ikebal Patel, president of the Australian Federation of Islamic Councils. Australia's peak Islamic body that, in its submission to the parliamentary inquiry into how to best ram multiculturalism down the throat of each and every
05/16/2011 09:00:01 AM
To pay this fucker a visit during dinner and show him just how wrong his fucked up ruling was.
05/15/2011 23:41:11 PM
"MUSLIM groups are worried by a new nationalist organisation that claims Australia is in danger of being Islamicised."So ran the tagline.
Australians are worried by Islamic groups and leftists who claim that Australia is in no danger of being Islamiz
05/15/2011 20:13:56 PM
This is what it looks like when the right protest.
Cool, calm and collected. Organic, not in that organic trait of the left kind of way like mob mindedness, but organic in it's arguments. And don't those arguments just make sense, eh?
05/15/2011 00:37:42 AM
For those who don't know, Ivan Milat is a sick little puppy who decided that to start torturing and then killing young people before burying them in a forest was a good idea.
He's refusing food now because he's been told;
'No Ivan, you can't play
05/14/2011 22:34:04 PM
There's a popular demotivational poster, perhaps some of you may have seen it, that pictures a long procession of Star-Wars fans, dressed as Stormtroopers, walking down a street. The tag line for the poster is something along the lines of...
05/12/2011 08:19:52 AM
... Can And Will Be Used Against You In A Court Of Law.
I first heard about this abomination of an idea a week or so back.
First impressions were much of a muchness;
What the fuck!
You've got to be fucking shitting my leg!
Oh for crying out fuckin
05/11/2011 07:04:18 AM
...I've tried it once or twice and found it's not for me.
However, if I were to vote again I'd vote ****.
05/07/2011 09:40:58 AM
I'm not quite sure if enough people read my shitty little blog for this to work, but I've always handled rejection well so here goes...
I'll start then, shall I?Hey, Pig! I decide what rights and freedomsthe British lose next, not you.
05/04/2011 06:21:14 AM
No, only shitting you. Uncle Sam caught Ozzie through sheer determination and hard work. Real guts and glory, blood, sweat and fucking tears stuff.
Of course, the fact that the PlayStation network was down for a week may also have helped the Navy Se
05/02/2011 00:16:14 AM
Well talk about stealing the limelight! Royal wedding, what Royal wedding?
Now if he can just get around to seeing off the monster under your bed, the Bogeyman and Satan, we can all live happily ever after.
In the meantime I await the response from b
04/30/2011 22:45:00 PM
04/28/2011 09:00:04 AM
What a perfect post-Easter video.
I had a pretty average Easter really, if anyone gives a fuck. Worked on 'good' friday, worked on St George's day - and, having now left the UK, sorely missed my traditional pint of proper ale
04/27/2011 21:58:38 PM
Very young. Very very young in fact. 18 months old to be precise.
Dutch football club, VVV Venlo, have signed 18 month old Baerke van der Meij on a ten year contract after his father uploaded a video of the little tyke shooting three balls into his
04/26/2011 22:53:58 PM
Every now and then I find something that I realise I have been looking for all my life. This is one of those things.
04/23/2011 22:45:00 PM
04/22/2011 06:58:02 AM
04/20/2011 07:12:35 AM
For the record, I have known no physical evidence of the above statement being true and to the best of my knowledge she is a lovely young lady of honest virtue...
...Anyway, will it all kick off?
I fucking hope so! Talk about a right-royal tear-u
04/16/2011 22:45:00 PM
What a perfect melody to act as a tribute to the living incarnation of all things cuntish, don't you think?
04/16/2011 06:23:30 AM
For Your Own Good, Naturally.
Well it was fucking bound to happen eventually wasn't it? Yep. The US Commerce Department has just announced plans to hand out free online shopping passwords, in the form of smart cards or access sticks no less, to all
04/05/2011 06:15:56 AM
Looks like some Yanks ain't giving up on free speech without a fight!
Now she's obviously fucking bonkers - which makes her just a little too nuts for my liking - but well done her for showing us all, in a highly entertaining and sure to send sh
04/02/2011 22:45:00 PM
04/01/2011 14:36:57 PM
... And steal your property after giving you their word that they wouldn't.
WHAT A LYING FUCKING CUNTBUBBLE THIS BITCH TURNS OUT TO BE!
The full depressing article can be found here.
03/31/2011 22:32:20 PM
Tobacco companies down-under have caused a bit of a stir with their "I deserve to be heard" campaign designed to encourage protest against government anti-smoking policies. Campaign cards have been slipped into smoke packs that direct smokers to a we
03/29/2011 20:19:16 PM
"That's why the Middle East is a freakin mess, cause there ain't no more cool dudes."
03/28/2011 00:05:05 AM
Not all muslims mind you, just those bearded maniacs from every Englishman's favourite collection of cunts; Muslims Against Crusades.
From the MAC website:
On 29th April 2011, what is probably one of the most anticipated events in recent years wil
03/27/2011 23:10:06 PM
Low on my list, very low on my list, of things I thought would soon be targeted by the bansturbators was Swainsona Formosa, commonly known as Sturt's Desert Pea.
But it seems I was wrong.
Unbeknownst to me, Sturt's humble Pea is a nasty little weed,
03/22/2011 05:59:41 AM
From The Royal Air Force
In Reference To The Never Ending Series Of Defence Budget Cuts
03/19/2011 02:52:37 AM
Duck hunting protester puts herself in the line of fire and gets shot in the face.
Julia Symons was waist-deep in water and heckling shooters when she was shot in the kisser, just hours after duck hunting season began.
Fucking priceless, it mus
03/18/2011 05:27:45 AM
Like my old man said; "Serves the little twat right, too".
03/12/2011 21:45:00 PM
03/12/2011 05:03:52 AM
Oh no. I've just pictured Nick's hand pressed against the steamy window of that Renault.
03/11/2011 11:43:25 AM
Mother Nature At Her Finest
My thoughts are with those affected.
03/05/2011 21:45:01 PM
One of the world's great heroines accompanied by the sounds of one of the world's greatest love songs.
03/01/2011 02:00:10 AM
The Premier of Victoria, Australia, throwing some shapes and getting down with the kids.
Shameless cunt! Woop, woop, woop!
02/26/2011 21:45:01 PM
02/26/2011 01:59:59 AM
02/25/2011 08:00:22 AM
02/25/2011 03:23:03 AM
Ever wanted to know what a lying two-faced eco-loon and all round socialist fuck-pig sounds like? Of course you have, right?
Then simply click on its name.
And just for the record. Alan Jones is a bell-end.
02/23/2011 21:06:47 PM
Well it makes perfect sense to me.
02/23/2011 05:19:56 AM
So David Cameron reckons that Middle Eastern dictatorships should lose out on hundreds of millions of pounds of European Union funding if they don't commit to democracy, does he?
Well I'm not the world's biggest fan of Middle Eastern governments bu
02/23/2011 02:15:06 AM
Well the US government wants you to believe that that 'friend' you're chatting with on Facebook, Myspace, Twitter etc. is in fact a real person, when, if contract calls for the development of 'Persona Management Software' are successful, the reality
02/22/2011 06:00:18 AM
H/T - banned
02/21/2011 23:05:24 PM
Four men have attacked a teacher with Stanley knives, iron bars and a block of cement, leaving him with a fractured skull and facial scaring, because they did not approve of him teaching Muslim girls about religions other than Islam.
Where did this
02/21/2011 19:17:45 PM
I wonder which major, western nation will be the first to follow suit?
Bansturbators in Honduras have passed an act which allows family members or visitors to call the police if someone dares to smoke in their own home. Smokers are now also required
02/17/2011 23:06:13 PM
An up and coming US high-school wrestler, Joel Northrup of Iowa, has given up any chance of winning the Iowa state tournament after forfeiting his first round match against Cassy Herkelman, a teenage girl.
"I have a tremendous amount of respect fo
02/17/2011 01:10:16 AM
...That's got to be one definition of insanity, hasn't it?
You know, doing the same thing over and over again, or copying someone else over and over again, but expecting a different result.
If that is a definition of insanity then it would seem the A
02/16/2011 01:05:22 AM
Looks like the Daily Mail is making a bit of a fuss about Cameron parking his ?200,000 Jaguar out front of number 10.
Personally I don't see the problem. I mean really, who in their right mind is going to pass up the opportunity of being driven aro
02/14/2011 21:09:12 PM
Well if you're an 11 year old Muslim in Britain today, attending one of Britain's most influential Islamic schools, you may have learnt that Hindus have no intellect because they drink cow piss and that Jews, Christians and atheists are all 'Kuf
02/13/2011 08:00:07 AM
02/12/2011 21:45:00 PM
02/12/2011 08:00:05 AM
Oh my, how I laughed.
02/12/2011 01:55:27 AM
There, I said it. Go ahead and fucking sue me.
Pictured above is Sonia Carr, the obese chancer and 'equality campaigner' that reckons she suffered 'real pain and emotional upset that has affected her health and that of her family' after the innocen
02/12/2011 00:07:07 AM
...Or so says James Clapper, the US Director of National Intelligence.
I suppose it's because the slogan of the Muslim Brotherhood is 'Islam is the solution' and it's aim, as stated by it's founder, is to create and Islamic empire stretching from S
02/10/2011 21:21:04 PM
There's been a bit of a buzz about the more freedom-loving blogs of late in regards to the subject of Legal Persons, also known as Trade Names and Legal Fictions. For those not familiar with terms such as these, a little education, in the f
02/10/2011 01:00:37 AM
02/09/2011 10:16:37 AM
No really, the signs are there and I'm not talking about the ones being carried by crazy old sign-walkers who reek of gin and foretell the end of the world and all that.
I'm talking about the end of any semblance of freedom speech. That's what
02/07/2011 21:26:01 PM
Up to 80 Police had to attend a Unite Against Fascism rally in London at the weekend as UAF demonstrators, along with their friends from the Socialist Workers Party and Muslims Against Crusades, threatened to tear down a billboard they deemed offensi
02/02/2011 18:47:22 PM
Well not quite.
But seriously, what the fuck were they thinking? Check out the mad bastard on the camel.
When was the last time a fucking camel was used as an effective means of riot control?
01/31/2011 20:16:58 PM
For the first time detailed crime maps of England and Wales have been released online.
The police.uk website allows users to search by post code for detailed reports on crimes committed in their area over the last month. I say 'detailed reports' but
01/22/2011 21:45:00 PM
In memory of Steven Prestwich (5 March 1954 16 January 2011) R.I.P
01/19/2011 22:03:04 PM
?From Australian Climate Madness.
"After many minutes of painstaking research, Australian Climate Madness has decreed that all unusual or severe weather events of whatever nature, anywhere in the world, are solely the mischievous work of the Green
01/18/2011 19:59:28 PM
Sydney 'artist' refuses to remove giant no-burqa mural in the name of free speech.
?I started reading about this thinking 'This guy is a fucking idiot. Of course he has the right to paint political murals, but so too does every oth
01/18/2011 00:17:45 AM
A Politician is born.
01/16/2011 02:11:41 AM
But of course manages to remember Ramadan, Chinese New Year and Diwali.
From the Daily Mail
"The European Union has sent millions of diaries to schools which list the dates of Muslim, Hindu, Sikh, Jewish and Chinese festivals - but omit any mention
01/15/2011 21:45:01 PM
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01/14/2011 08:00:15 AM
The Construct Of Treason
Since 1972 six European Union treaties have been signed abolishing our nation. As this is illegal under the British Constitution, our nation has been undermined in this and many other ways. The European Union is su
01/13/2011 23:03:36 PM
The town of Speed, Australia, population 45, along with the Transport Accident Commission, today unveiled a proposal to rename the town 'Speedkills' for a month. Then, if 10,000 people like the campaign's Facebook page, the TAC will donate $10,0
01/13/2011 08:00:14 AM
Assorted UK Political Party Perverts for your attention.
. Tory Party General election candidate, Michael Powell - Convicted and jailed for 3 years for downloading hardcore child porn.
. Tory Party Councillor (Wickbar/Bristol) Roger Talboys
01/13/2011 06:21:22 AM
Not sure if this is really the work of a disgruntled employee, but if it is they are my hero.
01/11/2011 20:59:11 PM
Apologising to an entire Muslim community after raids have been carried out on the houses of a few Muslim suspects! What type of magic mushrooms have the Royal Canadian Mounted Police been eating out there in the woods? Do they apologise to
01/10/2011 10:33:26 AM
Dear Home Secretary,
...You will we are sure have seen the significant national media coverage about Luton in recent weeks. Virtually all national newspapers and many international publications have run significant stories about Luton a
01/08/2011 02:39:17 AM
"There are many very capable and well motivated people in Labor's team in the Parliament - but frankly many of them need to toughen up and get some balls"
Former Australian Labor Party minister, Alannah MacTiernan, criticizing Labor MPs for failing
01/06/2011 23:08:46 PM
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Nice to see the Communists are trying their hardest to keep up, bless them.