Gaffs of Truth

We Didn't Start the Fire: Obama Edition

Published on 2009-01-16 03:49:00

With non-paying due deference to Billy Joel (whose lyrics are more chronological), a tribute to the 44th President of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama II, who will represent the post-Cold War generation of the 21st-century.We Didn't Start the Fire Bill Clinton, Tina Fey, capitalist China, O.J.,Asia rising, Facebook, Kareem Abdul-JabbarDick Cheney, Rumsfeld, Ugg boots, SeinfeldWest Bank,

Goodbye and Farewell

Published on 2008-12-22 06:47:00

One of the most important people in my life died a few hours ago.I was fortunate in that I had time before and at the end to let them know how I feel...felt.I will not be online very much for the next couple of weeks while I grieve. I expect to be back mid-January.May everyone have a great holiday season and a bright New Year.Don't wait until its too late. Say it now.

Wikipedia is a date-rape drug

Published on 2008-12-14 19:45:00

Ok: I am pleading the 5th, while hunting with the 2nd, cussing with the 1st, being treated like a Pre-13th, while having a pint with the 21st in the booth with with Sarah Palin doing the 19th AND the 9th because the 4th cant do a damn thing about it, until we got caught and put through the 6, 7, and 8th. Luckily, for me, Palin is an 11th and HAHA God Bless the 10th!

Its Over...for now

Published on 2008-12-01 00:41:00

I done finishered dat der Nanowreeeemo with all 65458 words.In newer news, the manuscript is hereby relegated to the TBE file drawer until March, when NaNoEditingMonth will drive me to spend 50 hours editing and rewriting in a mere 30 days.Until there, aloha and so long-a.I not am drunk, twas the keyboard that were loaded.

Man jailed for singing 'Spiderpig'

Published on 2008-11-27 00:20:00

Because when all of India is afightin' (they got nukes and are pissed at Pakistan who has some too--oh lovely), it stands to reason that the people (da British) that "civilized them" a few 150 + years ago would decide a drunk Scot singing at the cops is a jailable offense. Really, can't they get over that whole abandonment-for-the-colonies issue and enjoy a nice "Thanksgiving"?A man in Scotland

Nano Update and T-day Harmony

Published on 2008-11-26 06:35:00

Current word count: 43,928NaNoWriMo goal: 50,000Days left: 4Novel goal: 85,000Days left for rough draft: 20And now for something cutesy. Its as photoshopped as the larvae boob (don't click the link unless you want something nasty BURNED into your brain. You have been warned!) but way more amusing.

Love and Madness: The True Story

Published on 2008-11-24 23:44:00

This is a piece I wrote many years ago. As I've been cleaning up my old blogs (what Nano?!), I thought a repost would be in order.A long time ago, before the world was created and humans set foot on it for the first time, vices & virtues floated around and were bored, not knowing what to do. One day, all the vices and virtues were gathered together and were more bored than ever. Suddenly,

402-464-7509 likes to be a nuisance. Call and play with them.

Published on 2008-11-17 15:29:00

I received seven calls in forty minutes from this number: 402-464-7509.After the first no-breather, I didn't pick up the others. They rang long enough to get the machine and then hung up. I googled the number and got pages of complaints. "(402) 464-7509 is a land line based in Lincoln, NEThe registered service provider is Windstream Nebraska.N. Country WindowsDetailed listing information is not

Simply When

Published on 2008-11-15 17:36:00

Remember those days, back when you were a kid - depending on your age, before all of this technology... A time before emails, text messages, cellphones, blogs, digital photography, youtube, tivo, etc. I can remember writing a letter and mailing it, having to stop home to check my answering machine, writing notes and passing them off to friends at school, calling from a payphone, taking a roll

Nano update

Published on 2008-11-15 16:51:00

I've been rather lax in my daily goal of 1,667 words. I should have over 25,000 at this point but currently my word count stands at 23,848.Getting rid of the blackmail that had me hosting Turkey day helped. I should get a few thousand words done tonight and tomorrow at the write-in. If only life had such a guarantee!