Blog Feed: Funny jokes

How to make a blonde laugh?

Published on 2011-08-29 02:29:00

Do you know how to make a blonde laugh on Saturday?A:Tell him a joke on Wednesday.Other blonde jokes:Why don't blonds have elevator jobs?They don't know the route.Hear about the blond explorer?He bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.Blonde: I was born in the U.S.Friend: Oh really, what part?Blonde: All of me, silly. > read more

Funny avatar

Published on 2011-08-29 02:02:00

A cool picture for a funny avatar in forums,blogs or in yahoo mess-this is for people tired to see spam comments or messages. Funny pictures for avatar > read more

Hilarious sayings and one liners

Published on 2011-08-29 01:54:00

Want to be funny on Twitter or Facebook?Here are some funny one liners and sayings to post in your messages or comments and your online friends will laugh out loud.This isn't an office...it's hell with fluorescent lightingShhhh.....I'm hiding from the stupid people.When you're up to your ears in sh*t, keep your mouth shut!Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.Double your disk space:DELETE Windows! > read more

A funny test

Published on 2011-08-02 08:42:00

Here are a funny test to see if you are smart and if you have a good memory.The questions are not that difficult.Scroll down for the answers after you have thought about it.1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator ?Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant [..] > read more

Funny one liners on t shirts

Published on 2011-08-02 05:55:00

Cool funny gifts hilarious one liners on t shirt!Funny one liners t shirtsBUY NOW > read more

Short blonde jokes for facebook

Published on 2011-08-02 05:49:00

Post in Facebook and laugh out loud with these blonde jokes.Two blondes lock thier keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the other one watches. Finally the first blonde says "Damn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money?A. She sold her car for it...Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on th [..] > read more

Funny story

Published on 2011-08-01 09:58:00

There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife." So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him. [..] > read more

Funny jokes with dog

Published on 2011-08-01 09:48:00

Funny jokesTwo men are walking their dogs (a doberman and a chihuahua) when they say to each other "I'm thirsty." They see a nearby bar and walk up to it. Unfortunately, there was a sign on the door that said NO DOGS. They thought for awhile to try to figure out what they should do with no luck. Suddenly, the man with the doberman said, "I have an idea! Do what I do." The man put on his sunglasses, walked up to the door and tried to get in but a [..] > read more

Funny pictures for facebook profile

Published on 2011-07-30 00:22:00

One of the most hilarious picture for Facebook.Funny pictures for facebook profile > read more

Funny sayings

Published on 2011-07-30 00:17:00

Hilarious sayings to make you laugh out loud:I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.Once we had Clinton, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Bush, no Cash and no Hope.Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge. > read more

Funny one liners for facebook

Published on 2011-07-03 06:27:00

Funny one linersSome people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.The first > read more

Hilarious jokes

Published on 2011-07-01 09:18:00

Funny jokes There one was a heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the world in an attempt to lose weight? He tried the Scarsdale diet, the Navy diet, Weight Watchers, and many more. None worked. One day, he was reading the Washington Post w > read more

Bar jokes

Published on 2011-06-30 12:52:00

Funny jokesA man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has a > read more

Funny blonde jokes

Published on 2011-06-28 08:56:00

Blonde jokesA blonde woman was standing at the pop machine; she put in her money and pressed the Coke button and out came a can of Coke. She looked at it and smiled. She took out a dollar, put it in the pop machine pressed the 7Up button and out c > read more

Computer jokes

Published on 2011-06-27 00:14:00

Funny jokesCustomer: "How much do Windows cost?"Tech Support: "Windows costs about $100."Customer: "Oh, that's kind of expensive.Can I buy just one window?"From a Windows 95 user: Customer: "I think my computer doesn't know what it is doing."Tech Sup > read more

Very funny one liners

Published on 2011-06-26 12:17:00

Funny one linersWarm baths do not cure insomnia. A bottle of Muscadet and a large Jack Daniels cures insomnia.Always leave without telling anyone where you are going.It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are.I have spent mos > read more

Funny yo mama jokes

Published on 2011-06-25 23:51:00

Yo mama jokesYo mama is so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.Yo mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like he > read more

Short blonde jokes

Published on 2011-06-25 23:32:00

Blonde jokesA guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes...' Other b > read more

Funny jokes

Published on 2011-06-24 07:11:00

Funny jokesBoss: "Beware of 50-50-90 rule!" Employee: "What do you mean Sir?" Boss: "Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there is 90% probability that you will get it wrong!"Cool jokesA woman went to the counter to purchase a > read more

Police jokes

Published on 2011-06-24 03:54:00

Funny jokesA man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?""No," says the cop."What about all these other cars?""They didn't ask!"A cop pulls a guy over: - Sir, why were you speeding? - Officer, I wanted to get home quickly, befo > read more

Short jokes

Published on 2011-06-24 03:12:00

Funny jokesYou have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.Son: Dad, what is an idiot?Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in su > read more