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New Apocalypse Blog

Published on 2012-04-14 17:42:00

In case any of you readers/visitors like the me-ness of the blog, I have started off another blog about the end of the world as we know it. I use my very customized brain to fuck up the end of the world lol. So if you want here's a link to that new blog MY OWN PRIVATE APOCALYPSE > read more

Newest Video "Viewer Discretion Advised"

Published on 2010-09-26 11:35:00

Hey peoples, just thought that i would place the latest Custom Madness Show here as i'm sure out of the three people that read these posts, one of you hasn't seen it lol. The idea behind this video is that more than a year ago i made a video called D > read more

America's Male Sexual Reproduction Organ

Published on 2010-09-03 08:48:00

Sometimes i envy you americans "alphadog" "i've got a huge cock and ima gonna smack you in the face with it and you gonna nothin about" mentality throughout your foreign policy with dealing with the rest of the world...i would love to get into an arg > read more

The Man From Utah

Published on 2010-08-27 07:40:00

How exactly do you sue someone for 38 Quadrillion dollars when at any given time, apparently, there is only 24 trillion dollars rolling around this planet? This story caught my eye in the newspaper, because the headline, which read: "Plaintiff's clai > read more

Need Input... Seriously

Published on 2010-08-22 18:02:00

I have been all but completely forgotten and written off, by the very few people that actually cared about my content within the internet community. As i write this, i doubt entirely that anyone is actually reading it haha, but if you are, don't go t > read more

Dry Icyness + Coppertone Mockery

Published on 2010-08-11 13:15:00

So first off, this pic is unrelated, and some of you may not even "get" the reference, but for us fogies, it's funny haha. So for the topic today i have decided to write about some stupid things we (coworkers and i) have done recently at work , that > read more

Topical Topics about Topics for Topical Blog and/or Show

Published on 2010-08-03 20:11:00

Hahahaha, what a douche i are lol. So i haven't been blogging as much as i would like, even with the disruption in service, i should still have been writing and having had something to put up once i got the connection back...and i didn't haha. But la > read more

You Know You're Getting Old When...

Published on 2010-07-22 21:47:00

So the other day, myself and a young co worker were talking about dogs, and how i had a pug, his name is Bernard, and he is awesome. So i was telling him about Bernard and how awesome he is, how personable he is and how very cute he was, and while I > read more

Tomato Ketchup Brings Forth Logical Question

Published on 2010-07-20 20:27:00

So the other day, i'm standing in the condiment aisle at the grocery store and i'm looking at all the various brands of ketchup, and something that caught me as odd was the fact that every bottle made sure to mention that it was "tomato" ketchup, whi > read more

Letter to the Editor

Published on 2010-07-16 19:05:00

So in my last post i kind of freaked out a little...just a little though haha, nothing serious. So if you didn't read it the jist of it was my local ISP sucks some serious ball (NorthwestTel) so i decided to write a letter to the editor of the local > read more

LIFE

Published on 2010-07-13 00:07:00

What no post for like two weeks then two in one day WTF? you say, live with it, you're not even reading this, you're an imaginary person i believe is reading this even though i believe it not. As i write this, nothing in life is going well, things in > read more