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Atomic Tree
Published on 2010-03-12 23:28:00
Puzzlaroid Woman
Published on 2010-03-12 23:28:00
Mouthful of Face
Published on 2010-03-12 23:27:00
Kung-Fu Shepperd
Published on 2010-03-12 23:27:00
Rambo is a Clown
Published on 2010-03-12 23:26:00
Smoking Question
Published on 2010-03-12 23:24:00
A Bite of Apple
Published on 2010-03-12 23:20:00
Big Mouth Yell Soldier
Published on 2010-03-12 23:19:00
Three Legs Sexy Girls
Published on 2010-03-12 23:17:00
Cute Hippo
Published on 2010-03-12 22:51:00
Helicopter Problem
Published on 2008-07-30 09:45:00
=====Helicopter ProblemA helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to steer to the airport.The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it in the helicopter's window. The pilot's sign said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters.People in the ta
Wrong E-Mail
Published on 2008-07-30 09:44:00
=====Wrong E-MailMr. Steve Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip to Louisiana.He immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer. Unfortunately, he mistyped a letter, and the e-mail ended up going to a Mrs.Joan Johnson, the wife of a preacher who had just passed away. The preacher's wife took one look at the e-mail and promptly fainted.When she was finally revived, she nervously pointed to the message, which read: "Arrived safely, but it sure is hot down here.
Daddy's Password
Published on 2008-07-30 09:42:00
=====Daddy's PasswordI know Daddy's password!While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family, "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!""What is it? her sisters asked eagerly.Proudly she replied, "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
Windows
Published on 2008-07-27 06:09:00
=====WindowsThere are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.The chemical engineeer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked som
Stupid Blonde Engineer
Published on 2008-07-27 06:07:00
=====Stupid Blonde EngineerA letter from a Blonde Y2K Engineer:I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions. Because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem makes any sense to me.At any rate I have finished converting all the months on all the company calendars so that the year 2000 is ready to go with the following new months:Januark Februark Mak Julk.Regards,Rob
Cars
Published on 2008-07-27 06:06:00
=====CarsBill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors."If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour."Bill Gates continued, "Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50."In response to all
Ask Another Doctor
Published on 2008-07-27 06:04:00
=====Ask Another DoctorThe doctor and his wife were having a heated argument at breakfast. As he stormed out of the house, the man angrily yelled to his wife, "You aren't that good in bed either!"By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and called home. After many rings, his wife, clearly out of breath, answered the phone. "What took you so long to answer and why are you panting?""I was in bed.""What in the world are you doing in bed at this hour?""Getting a second opinion"
After The Funeral
Published on 2008-07-27 06:03:00
=====After The FuneralA woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. One day she picked up the urn he was in and poured him out on the counter.Then she started talking to him, and tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "You know that fur coat you promised me, Irving?" She answered by saying, "I bought it with the insurance money!"She then said, "Irving, remember that new car you promised me?" She answered again saying, "Well, I bought it with the insuran
Which Way?
Published on 2008-07-27 05:58:00
======Which Way?The rescue squad was called to the home of an elderly couple for an apparent heart attack the gentleman had. When the squad got there is was too late and the man had died.While consoling the wife one of the rescuers noticed that the bed was a mess. He asked the lady what symptoms the man had suffered and if anything had precipitated the heart attack.The lady replied, "Well, we were in the bed making love and he started moaning, groaning, thrashing about the bed, panting, and swea
Melon and Two Girls
Published on 2008-06-09 00:39:00
Batman Bin Suparman
Published on 2008-04-03 20:22:00
Start Looking
Published on 2007-12-10 22:23:00
==========Job ApplicationThis is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!NAME: Greg BulmashSEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Mich
Superhero Need Fun
Published on 2007-12-10 22:02:00
==========ObsessionsA psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."He turned to the second Mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny,"He turned to the third Mom. "Your obsession is alcohol. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."At this point
Naked Chicks
Published on 2007-12-10 21:54:00
==========VaselineSteve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price. The motorcycle is missing a seal, though, so whenever it rains Steve has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.Steve’s girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents one evening. He drives his new motorcycle to his girlfriend’s house.She is waiting outside for him when he arrives. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word. Our family had a fight
Extreme Ironing
Published on 2007-12-10 21:51:00
==========10 YearsBack during the days of the Soviet Union, it took 10 years to get a car after you paid for one.Once, a young guy went to the car dealership to order a car. He paid the money, and the asked when can he come and get the car."It will be here, waiting for you, exactly 10 years from today".The man signed the papers, started waliking away and then stooped, turned and asked the salesman: "Wait, will it be ready at the morning or at the afternnon"."What difference does it make?", asked