At last, a blog by a fish!

Goldfish party animals

Published on 2012-02-10 15:49:47

Reblogged from At last, a blog by a fish!: Alistair, the world’s brightest goldfish has a party while his owner Lance is away. Note their party animal behaviour and bad spelling. Wise Colin wasn’t invited.

12 step program for alcoholic goldfish

Published on 2012-01-24 15:25:57

A convincing argument for raising the legal drinking age for goldfish. Yes, I think a twelve step program is definitely called for. Tagged: Comedy, Funny stories, Goldfish, Humour, Jokes, Parody, Wise Colin Comedian

Elvis lives!

Published on 2012-01-14 23:42:38

Yes, Elvis lives! No, not that Elvis. You humans are so ego-centric. This is the true Elvis – a fish, of course. http://www.smh.com.au/environment/conservation/true-bluey-or-not-snorkellers-hail-elvis-of-the-sea-20120114-1q0b5.html

Sick goldfish

Published on 2012-01-12 15:26:39

Goldfish have no pride, no class, no self-respect at all. When I was in the pet shop, before George bought me, I had to watch some inbred goldfish neighbours all day long. (Have you any idea how boring watching aquariums … Continue reading →

Fussy Eaters

Published on 2011-12-26 23:36:05

Sharks are fussy eaters. They seem not to like humans much. I think the problem with humans is that their meat tastes so bad (too many chemicals). In the interest of shark health I suggest that human swimmers should be … Continue reading →

An insult to all rabbits

Published on 2011-10-29 17:24:14

Population seven billion!  Wake up humans, or better still, cross your legs!  This can’t go on.  As one commentator said you’re “at it like rabbits”. This last remark of course is highly offensive to rabbits.  A rabbit I know…(George, my … Continue reading →

Salmon breeding (again)

Published on 2011-06-26 06:17:27

The Guardian reports that salmon numbers have increased against expectations. I suppose this is good news. But you really have to wonder sometimes if salmon should be encouraged. I mean they’re erratic at the best of times (some might unkindly … Continue reading →

Ceci n’est pas une pipe

Published on 2011-04-08 23:48:45

Step right up, step right up. Let me set the scene. As a tribute to mime master Marcel Marceau, street performer and Siamese fighting fish Wise Colin will now perform his impersonation of the  Belgium surrealist artist René Magritte’s painting … Continue reading →

Los Angeles sardines record attempt

Published on 2011-03-10 02:51:11

No, no, no, no, no and one more no, just in case you missed my outrage! The mass death of so many sardines in Los Angeles is nothing more than another sardine attempt at sublime exhibitionism. Talk about fifteen minutes … Continue reading →

Clown fish

Published on 2011-03-09 05:48:36

Wise Colin attends a clown workshop