Blog Feed: "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?"

6-year-old charged with sexual assault for consensual doctor play Grant County authorities have accused a 6-year-old boy of first-degree sexual assault of a child for allegedly playing “doctor” with a 5-year-old girl in September. The case, whi > read more

"Cuz it was a rasist fart I tells you!"

Published on 2011-06-26 15:16:19

James Nichols and Kristine Kuzora of Bloom Township, Ohio, are appealing their son's suspension from Canal Winchester Middle School. The 13-year-old boy passed gas on the school bus, and school officials dubbed it an "obscene gesture" in violation of > read more

"Duncan Dufuss Don't Discretionalize"

Published on 2011-06-26 15:05:50

ZERO DISCRETION: Graham Dennis kept a pen knife in his gym bag to repair his lacrosse stick. Teammate Casey Edsall carried a lighter for the same purpose. The coaches at Easton (Md.) High School, knew about both tools, students say, but when school o > read more

DUMB LAWS : Florida

Published on 2011-06-25 13:57:16

The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages. One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person. Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together > read more

"May Day, May Day!"

Published on 2011-06-25 13:53:34

Harold Camping, 89, president of California-based religious broadcaster Family Radio, said the world would end on May 21, and had bought dozens of billboards to spread the word. Robert Fitzpatrick, 60, believed him: the Staten Island, N.Y., > read more

"As you wish!"

Published on 2011-06-25 13:40:16

Someone broke into Bobby Smith's home in Jacksonville, Fla. "I was angry, I was upset," said Smith, 81 and a Korean War Navy Veteran. "If I'd had my gun, like I normally would have, I would have shot him." Smith was working outside in his garden whe > read more

Facebook Fail

Published on 2011-06-25 13:33:56

Investigators solved a $62,000 bank robbery in Houston, Texas, thanks to the suspects posting details of the crime to Facebook. Two days before the heist, bank teller Estefany Martinez, 19, posted, "Get $$$." The day after, she posted, "IM RICH". He > read more

Catch & Release Hunting?

Published on 2011-06-25 13:18:15

The Alaska Board of Game has passed a new law: don't Taser a moose unless your life is under direct threat. Why is such a rule necessary? "Conceivably someone could Tase a moose or bear, go up and get a picture taken with it, shut the Taser off and t > read more

What Could Go Wrong?

Published on 2011-06-25 11:03:35

When Irish expatriate Andrew Short, 38, of Flemington, Vic., Australia, came home from a pub, he decided it was the right time to move his beehive onto the roof of his house. So, he donned his bee suit and went to work... at midnight. When he noti > read more

What Could Go Wrong?

Published on 2011-06-20 13:47:44

What Could Go Wrong?

Published on 2011-06-20 13:47:44

"Well... we will try."

Published on 2011-06-20 13:38:27

Samson Lindsey, 24, was walking with some friends on a boat dock behind a restaurant in Coosa, Ala., and asked them if they would jump in to rescue him if he went into the water. The friends thought Lindsey was kidding, since they knew he couldn't sw > read more

"Well... we will try."

Published on 2011-06-20 13:38:27

Teacher Gets Life For Texting

Published on 2011-06-20 13:17:45

Lebanon (Va.) Middle School science teacher Connie Beth Klewer, 37, was convicted on multiple counts after being caught sending lewd text messages to a 14-year-old student. The steamy sexting affair included sexually charged text messages and photos. > read more

Teacher Gets Life For Texting

Published on 2011-06-20 13:17:45

Poison Ivy League

Published on 2011-06-03 13:19:32

Rachel Anne Hachero, 17, seemed like the ideal student. She was a member of her Ft. Myers, Fla., school's Model United Nations team, held many honor awards, and competed in several marathons to benefit charity. Several ivy league schools have offere > read more

Poison Ivy League

Published on 2011-06-03 13:19:32

"Give me Liberty, or give me... Whatever!"

Published on 2011-06-03 13:12:59

The U.S. Postal Service has unveiled its new Statue of Liberty stamp. There's just one problem with the photograph-based stamp: it doesn't depict the actual statue in New York's harbor, but rather the half-sized, idealized version of the statue that' > read more

"Give me Liberty, or give me... Whatever!"

Published on 2011-06-03 13:12:59

Only An Angry Female Cop Would Aim For The Groin!

Published on 2011-06-03 13:02:58

"They will have nightmares for ages," said one mother after six boys in Brisbane, Qld., Australia, had a slumber party. According to the boys, a neighbor, Brent Hayes, knocked on the door at 2:45 a.m. and asked the mostly 12-year-olds if they wante > read more

Only An Angry Female Cop Would Aim For The Groin!

Published on 2011-06-03 13:02:58

Holy Groping

Published on 2011-06-03 12:43:15

At the urging of the senior pastor, Brent Girouex, 31, the youth pastor at Victory Fellowship Church in Council Bluffs, Iowa, confessed to police that he had been having sex with his charges. Girouex told investigators he felt it was his "duty" to " > read more

Holy Groping

Published on 2011-06-03 12:43:15

"I'll Drink to That!"

Published on 2011-05-21 20:19:51

Philip H. Mockli of Preston, Idaho, has sued his state in U.S. District Court alleging his civil rights have been violated by the state, which allows municipalities the right to prohibit bars from serving hard liquor. Mockli says this infringes on hi > read more

"I'll Drink to That!"

Published on 2011-05-21 20:19:51

Just a Little Overbearing

Published on 2011-05-21 20:10:47

Domingos Oliveira, 50, of Spring Valley, Calif., was apparently outraged about his daughter's new boyfriend. The problem with the 19-year-old girl's new beau is not just that he's 33 years old, but he's also a registered sex offender. Oliveira allege > read more

Just a Little Overbearing

Published on 2011-05-21 20:10:47

"Do as I say, not as I do"

Published on 2011-05-18 15:48:22

A police officer on patrol in a heavy drug-sales area of Las Vegas, Nev., noticed a BMW stop at a home and take on a passenger. Then the officer saw the BMW drop off the passenger at an apartment building, park, and wait for the passenger to return, > read more

"Do as I say, not as I do"

Published on 2011-05-18 15:48:22

A Lesson Learned?

Published on 2011-05-18 15:38:55

The kids of an Ipswich, Queensland, Australia, family are in a heap of trouble. Their father says he caught his 17-year-old son and his 15-year-old daughter bashing a 13-year-old boy so badly that they broke his jaw. The man, identified only as "Mat > read more

Beef: It's What's For Dinner

Published on 2011-05-18 15:32:31

Like many 15-year-old girls, Regina Mayer really wanted a horse, but her parents said no, even though they live on a farm in Laufen, Germany. So the girl has been training a substitute: a cow. "She thinks she's a horse," Mayer says, and sure enough, > read more

A Keyser Roll

Published on 2011-05-18 13:52:07

Benjamin Keyser, 23, thought it would be funny to climb out the moon roof of his friend's pickup truck as it was heading down a highway in Chatham, N.Y. "He immediately lost his balance, slid down the windshield and front hood," said State Police Cap > read more

Indiana Adam

Published on 2011-05-18 13:43:35

A man driving a moped was seen swerving in and out of traffic in Indianapolis, Ind. Police officer Christen Rudell pulled him over and gave him a ticket for operating a scooter on an interstate, exceeding the moped speed limit, and driving with a sus > read more

For The Children?

Published on 2011-05-18 13:35:16

A newly FDA-approved drug that can help prevent premature births in high-risk women is simply a synthetic form of the familiar hormone, progesterone. The drug was originally created by compounding pharmacies for $10-20 per shot. But the price tag on > read more

The Toy Market is "Booming"

Published on 2011-05-18 12:43:57

The latest toy has hit the shops -- a talking Muslim doll. Nobody knows what the hell it says, because no one has the balls to pull the cord. Terrorism and Homeland Security: An Introduction Muslim Mafia: Inside the Secret Underworld that's > read more

"Thanks for serving. Now get out!"

Published on 2011-04-11 17:32:22

"I'm proud to be an American soldier," said Ramdeo Chankarsingh, 44, of South Ozone Park, N.Y. He was promised if he served in the military he would be given citizenship, so the Trinidad native enlisted in the Army in 1991 and served nine years as a > read more

"No Bed For You!" - Literally

Published on 2011-04-11 17:22:24

When a tired student said she'd lost sleep letting her brother out of his "sleep locker," Old Saybrook, Conn., school officials suspected there was a bigger problem than the girl's exhaustion. An investigation of the family's home found the kids' mot > read more

"Bad, Bad Banana Brown!"

Published on 2011-04-11 17:11:46

Byron Preston, 15, hasn't gone to school for four months. Instead, he works at his father's barber shop in Laurel, Md. He'd rather be in school, but was expelled for possession of a "weapon" -- a tattoo gun, which he took to school to practice tattoo > read more

Ribs To Cry For

Published on 2011-04-11 17:05:58

A Houston, Texas, police officer participating in a Bar-B-Que cook-off took unfair advantage: he allegedly tossed a tear gas canister into his opponent's booth. Though the cook-off was not related to his job, Mike Hamby, 51, has been relieved of duty > read more

Disorderly D-Cups

Published on 2011-04-11 16:59:38

Laura Campanello, 42, was in the office at Bayshore High School in Bradenton, Fla., and was incensed by what another adult woman there was wearing: the woman was showing too much cleavage, Campanello charged. A sheriff's deputy in the office told he > read more

What a Boob!

Published on 2011-04-11 16:47:53

An Ocala, Fla., man's girlfriend was about to be released from jail, and he wanted to get her a special gift: two bras -- one red, the other a zebra print. The local Walmart, however, says he stuffed them into his pants and didn't pay for them. "I m > read more

"Un-armed Robbery"

Published on 2011-03-24 16:10:31

At a bank in West Orlando, Fla., a man walked into the lobby and handed the teller a note stating it was a robbery, and to put the money in a bag. The teller, Marc Nguyen, recognized the man as a regular customer. After filling a bag with money, he t > read more

"1 for you... 2 for me..."

Published on 2011-03-24 16:00:34

A patient in surgery at Abbott Northwestern Hospital in Minneapolis, Minn., identified only as LVK, was screaming in pain. Registered Nurse Sarah May Casareto, 33, was quick to step in, telling him to "go to your happy place" and "man up" because she > read more

Princess Bride?

Published on 2011-03-24 15:47:29

Dale G. Robertson, 25, was driving through Sunnyside, Wash., when he spotted a familiar pickup backing out of a driveway. According to police spokeswoman Charlotte Hinderlider, the two drivers had been having a long-running dispute. Police said Rober > read more

Late Justice with a side of Texas Style F*ck You!

Published on 2011-03-24 15:26:21

Anthony Graves, 45, spent 18 years on Texas's death row for the murder of six people. But when his co-defendant, Robert Carter, admitted just before his own execution that he had lied when he testified against Graves, Graves' conviction was overturne > read more

T-Back Taxes

Published on 2011-03-24 15:12:21

Anietra Hamper, 38, a former news anchor at WCMH-TV in Columbus, Ohio, thought a lot of the things she bought should be tax-deductible, on the theory that the items were "necessary" for her job. The items included manicures, gym memberships, bedding > read more

Crying Wolf

Published on 2011-03-24 15:04:04

A woman from Old Town, Maine, who kept calling 911, was warned several times by dispatchers to stop making frivolous emergency calls. Police said that in just an hour, Shirley Isacson, 66, made ten 911 calls, but "She was not reporting any type of e > read more

Harry Baals

Published on 2011-03-05 16:23:20

The town of Fort Wayne, Ind., is rife with controversy over the naming of a new government center. The vast majority of votes are that it should be named for the longest-tenured mayor of Fort Wayne, who served four terms in the 1930s to the 1950s. Th > read more

To Kill A Cookie Bird

Published on 2011-03-05 16:15:10

"Here Birdy, Birdy!" The manager of the Best Maid Cookie Company's plant in River Falls, Wisc., went bird hunting -- inside the factory. He spotted one in the rafters, got on the floor, aimed, and fired his rifle loaded with bird shot. He missed t > read more

Calamity John

Published on 2011-03-05 16:06:38

John Wade Agan, 47, of Tampa, Fla., claimed he'd been robbed at gunpoint in his taxicab and stuffed into the car's trunk. Another time, he apparently drove to the fire station with a butcher knife stuck in his chest. His next bad day apparently invol > read more

A Fishy Burglary

Published on 2011-03-05 15:59:54

An unnamed 16-year-old boy in Arlington Heights, Ill., and two teen accomplices have been charged with residential burglary. So why, police asked when they caught up with the burglars, did they poison the fish? When the residents returned to their ra > read more

OMG! WTF? LMFAO!

Published on 2011-02-27 13:53:48

When Neil Brook, 33, of Salford, Greater Manchester, England, plunged the knife into Josef Witkowski's chest, the fatally struck man "let out a noise," Brook told the court in his murder trial. "The only way I can describe the noise is > read more

The Beating Fields

Published on 2011-02-27 13:43:28

According to police reports, Thomas Oliver, 23, knocked on the door of a mobile home in Springfield, Mo., to ask for help. The resident took one look at the man and called 911. When police arrived, Oliver said he had been beaten by sev > read more

Brain Freeze

Published on 2011-02-27 13:32:13

A man allegedly stole a 30-pack of beer from a convenience store in Tulsa, Okla., and the cop who responded was nice enough to tell him, "Just go back and pay for the beer." But Christopher Springwater Nott, 25, wasn't taking any favor > read more

Home Alone 27 : Snowed In

Published on 2011-02-22 21:21:05

Need to go to the bar, but can't find a babysitter? The kids will be fine at home without you for a few hours, right? Unless, of course, they track you down at the bar. The real mistake is then leaving them at the bar when you go home. Kind of makes > read more

Even Grannies Like It Doggie Style!

Published on 2011-02-22 20:42:09

Should this lady also be charged with animal abuse? Thank god the cops aren't releasing any pictures! The dog would never be able to show his muzzle around the dog park again! A GRANNY who was caught on camera having sex with the family dog wa > read more

Buttheads

Published on 2011-02-20 11:32:36

A house fire in North Portland, Ore., caused $30,000 in damage, and fire officials are blaming the blaze on the occupants: they used a hole in the floor as an ashtray. When one of them called to report the fire, he hung up on the emergency dispatcher > read more

Christian Cafe Risque'

Published on 2011-02-19 15:30:17

Cafe 41:11, a "Christian outreach center for at-risk teens" in Norton, Ohio, was founded near the town's high school by a local attorney, Thomas Walkley, 52. When two 19-year-old men stopped by, Walkley "kept talking about how he works with at-risk k > read more

Croc-O-Dial

Published on 2011-02-19 15:21:10

When Rimma Golovko reported to staff at an aquarium in Ukraine that a crocodile had swallowed her cell phone, at first they thought it was a crock. But when they heard the phone ringing from inside the animal, they realized she was telling the truth. > read more

Train Running Through My Head

Published on 2011-02-12 19:38:27

His car stereo blasting, a Missoula, Mont., man proceeded to drive through an intersection and onto the train tracks. Unable to hear because of the blaring music, the unidentified man in his 30s stated that he never saw or heard the approaching train > read more

Dopey Thinking

Published on 2011-02-12 19:25:40

When police in Farmington, Conn., asked a caller if he had an emergency, he replied "Well, I have a legal question." He was reminded that he was calling on an emergency line, so he said his matter was a "Crime in progress, possibly." "OK, what's the > read more

New Surgeon General Warning

Published on 2011-02-09 18:46:02

A Callaway, Fla., woman was arrested for beating her husband with a rock because he was smoking a cigarette. When police arrived, the couple were outside their house, the 51-year-old man shielding himself from his 41-year-old wife, who was hitting hi > read more

Slippery When Wet

Published on 2011-02-09 18:07:56

Police in Victoria, Australia, thought it necessary to advise the public that inflatable sex dolls are "not recognized flotation devices." A man and a woman, both 19, were using blow-up dolls to float down the Yarra River and had made it past Pound B > read more

"But My Willy Was Chilly!"

Published on 2011-02-09 16:22:45

Stephanie Moreland, 46, was arrested in Bloomington, Minn., for allegedly shoplifting at the Alaskan Fur Company. The store said she had taken a $6,500 coat, which Moreland denied, but when police found the hanger for the coat in her car, she was arr > read more

Two and a Half Teeth

Published on 2011-02-08 16:48:12

As if things weren't bad enough already for "Two and a Half Men" star Charlie Sheen, it looks like now he may have also lost all of his teeth. And a porn star who's partied with him says it's from illegal drug use. True or not, it's more piling on > read more

Not Guilty by Reason of Stupidity

Published on 2011-02-08 16:38:25

A man in Adelanto, Calif., allegedly tried to carjack a van. It wasn't just any old van: it was a San Bernardino County Sheriff's inmate van, being driven by a uniformed deputy sheriff. The incident began when the deputy, on his way to the jail, stop > read more

DUMB + 20 = DUMBER ?

Published on 2011-02-08 16:31:49

Police in Gilbert, Ariz., are trying to find a man suspected of four bank robberies in the area. No weapon or getaway car have been spotted, but the suspect was said to have stated during one of the robberies, "Give me all your $20s, $40s and $60s," > read more

Trains, No Brains and Automobiles

Published on 2011-02-08 16:15:15

While a 42-year-old man says he had driven along the railroad tracks in Ocala, Fla., many times, this time he got stuck in the gravel and bushes next to the track, and couldn't get anyone to come to his aid (he honked his horn for awhile, but no one > read more

Ashley Madison Sucks!

Published on 2011-02-02 14:10:47

Website For CheatersRecently, I learned of a website for cheaters. It caters to couples, more specifically married couples who are looking to have an affair. Ashley Madison is a website designed for a husband or wife to select someone to have an a > read more

Talk about NARC-oleptic!

Published on 2011-02-02 10:48:22

A man called a cab in Chicago, Ill., and then passed out on the way to his destination. After about 10 minutes of unsuccessfully trying to wake him, the frustrated cabbie delivered him to the Rogers Park District police station. When police searched > read more

Senior Chicks

Published on 2011-01-27 17:25:27

FORT WORTH -- Live fish and baby chicks were tossed during a pep rally at North Side High School last week, leading administrators to suspend off-campus lunch privileges for seniors for two days and cancel future school assemblies. The school was > read more

Just a Walk In The Park?

Published on 2011-01-27 17:11:53

Courtney Renee Bowles job as an instructional coach at Mountain View High School was to help other teacher become better at their jobs. Instead, she was apparently trying to teach an underage boy how to do something better than he already knows h > read more

Pills for Poontang

Published on 2011-01-27 17:07:14

At the obvious level, you have to be disgusted with what Arnold McDermott, 76, was doing to a 15-year-old girl he befriended, trading prescription drugs with her for sex. On another level, you can't be surprised that the senior citizen would brag > read more

Second Graders Sexing It Up In Classroom

Published on 2011-01-27 17:00:13

What is going on in our public schools? Second graders getting naked in class and performing sex acts on each other? Really? Really! A 7-year-old girl told a teacher's aide on Wednesday about two incidents, one in which she said some of her class > read more

Teacher Texts Teen, Time To Travel To Tahiti

Published on 2011-01-27 16:50:51

Are teachers not smart enough to figure out that sending text messages leaves a trail . . . right back to them? So when you, as an adult, send a text to a 13-year-old girl that says "you are an awesome girlfriend" you should expect that's going to > read more

Unfair Justice (Part IV - Mass Injustice)

Published on 2011-01-27 16:37:08

Not only did former Massachusetts middle school teacher Lisa Lavoie have an inappropriate relationship with a 15-year-old boy, but she ran off with him and crossed several state lines. The punishment: five years of probation! Now tell us, if this > read more

The Verdict is in, but Court hasn't even started...

Published on 2011-01-23 13:56:30

The scene: Missoula (Mont.) County District Court. The charge: Criminal Distribution Of Dangerous Drugs -- a Felony. The drug: 1/16th of an ounce of marijuana police found in Touray Cornell's house. When potential jurors heard what the case was abou > read more

"If you build it, Dumb will come!"

Published on 2011-01-23 13:38:30

Boston, Mass., police set up a sting operation that succeeded in recovering more than 230 stolen items, and helped them obtain 24 arrest warrants. It was all accomplished with the creation of a phony jewelry store, "MIB Jewelry" (MIB: "men in b > read more

Frenzied Fruitport Female Flings Frozen Fish at Frosty Fisherman, Faces Felonies

Published on 2011-01-21 12:01:49

What's the punishment for not turning around while a strange woman urinates near your ice-fishing shanty? A bluegill to the head, apparently. Okay, it's probably not a "felony" to fling frozen fish at strangers, but misdemeanor doesn't start with > read more

Cheese N' Dash

Published on 2011-01-21 11:48:55

She didn't really mean to skip out on the bill . . . it was just part of the party fun. We're sure she'll be back any minute to make good on it, right? Skokie police this week were looking for a woman who held a birthday party for 15 kids at a Ch > read more

"Let There Be Wine!"

Published on 2011-01-19 15:06:23

One drunk man of the cloth is bad enough, but two, on the same night, from the same church? Must have been one hell of a party in the church basement. BONUS: A third woman stopped at the scene of the arrest to see what was going on and she w > read more

Wanna Lick My Face?

Published on 2011-01-19 15:00:31

A tattoo on his face! And not just a little one, but something that covers the entire right side of his face. Makes that "warrior" thing Mike Tyson put on his face a few years ago look subtle. And it looks like they added lightning bolts on the to > read more

Unfair Justice (Part III - Triple Standards)

Published on 2011-01-19 14:56:04

Another day, another hot female teacher who admitted to sexing it up with an underage boy gets no jail time. Zero, zilch, nada. She will get two years of sex offender probation, but other than that, Kathryn Vail-Wesley will not have to spend time > read more

A Stingy in the Dingy

Published on 2011-01-19 14:46:06

Why would cops need to taser a naked man THREE times before being able sot subdue him? If you said "'Cause he was high on LSD" you're the winner! A Phoenixville man on vacation in the Florida Keys declared himself “king of the world” while r > read more

French Fries Anyone?

Published on 2011-01-19 14:39:48

Where the fries really that good? A man was shot after an apparent argument over fast food inPhiladelphia’s Northern Liberties section early Monday morning. The two men were in a parked car near the intersection of 2nd and Callowhill Stre > read more

For Whitey's Eyes Only!

Published on 2011-01-16 14:31:18

"I'm going to stick to my guns because I think I have the right as a business owner to reject service to anyone," insists Mark Prior of Abbotsford, Wisc. Before he opened his strip club, he posted a sign out front: "No Negro's Allowed". Of course, s > read more

"Care To Join Me For Cocktails?"

Published on 2011-01-16 14:09:41

Andrew Price, a former employee at a pub in Uphill, England, was drinking at the pub, but when graffiti was found in the men's room, he was accused of having written it. When management told him to leave, he got mad and called them "communists", the > read more

In The Line Of Duty

Published on 2011-01-16 13:42:53

An Australian government employee was denied worker's compensation after suffering an injury during a work trip. The claim was denied because the injury occurred during a sexual encounter. According to Leo Gray, the unnamed woman's lawyer, "It could > read more

Patience Pays

Published on 2011-01-15 15:18:39

A 63-year-old man from Manila, Philippines, was in line to buy a lottery ticket when a woman cut in front of him. He did the gentlemanly thing, stepping back and allowing her in. The ticket she bought -- that would have been his -- wasn't a winner. T > read more

The True Creation Story

Published on 2011-01-13 15:15:03

In the beginning, God created theHeavens and the Earth and populatedthe Earth with broccoli, cauliflower andspinach, green and yellow andred vegetables of all kinds, so Man andWoman would live long and healthylives. Then using God's great gifts,Satan > read more

The Real Hangover...

Published on 2011-01-13 14:39:15

Remember when you laughed in the movie "The Hangover" when the guys found out they had stolen a Las Vegas police car? Well, it happened in real life in New Jersey and things didn't turn out so well this time . . . for the cop car. How'd you like t > read more

There's Nothing Like Drinking On The Job!

Published on 2011-01-11 17:19:56

Everyone inside the Lion Inn at Blakey Ridge, Kirkbymoorside, North Yorks, England, at the start of a snowstorm were stuck there for nine days. Snow drifts were up to 16' deep, burying everyone's cars. Spirits remained high largely because the seven > read more

You Better Make Time

Published on 2011-01-11 17:11:30

Colorado State Senator Suzanne Williams, 65, may be facing criminal charges after a car crash near Amarillo, Texas. Williams was driving a compact SUV that drifted over the center line and smashed head-on into a large SUV. A passenger in the other ve > read more

Busted for his Meth and her Crack

Published on 2011-01-09 13:59:35

John T. Nelon Jr., 29, was proud of his achievement. So proud, in fact, that the man from Vinton, Va., hung his GED certificate in his garage -- right above his methamphetamine-cooking rig, police say. When officers followed a tip and found the meth > read more

Bullwinkle Isn't Safe Anymore

Published on 2011-01-09 13:52:31

The Canada Border Services Agency is being asked to explain why it spent C$143 million (US$143.3 million) training 1,568 border guards to bear firearms -- more than C$91,000 per agent. The union representing CBSA officers argued the guns are needed > read more

Actor Gary Collins Arrested for Dine and Dash Over $59.35

Published on 2011-01-07 11:30:27

How bad are things in the entertainment business when a star of Gary Collins (The Sixth Sense, Airport, Hangar 18) magnitude has to--allegedly--skip out on a restaurant bill for under sixty bucks? Likely he will say he was rehearsing for a movie r > read more

Unfair Justice (Part II - Double Standards)

Published on 2011-01-07 11:18:30

How much jail time do you think Marla Gurecki-Haskins would get if she were a man? Or at the very least, not hot? Probably more than 45 freaking days, that's for sure. Last we checked, male teachers were getting years (sometimes 10 or more!) for s > read more

Unfair Justice

Published on 2011-01-07 11:13:29

Female teachers caught with underage boys get days in jail. Male teachers caught with underage girls get years. In this case, 30 years, and that was after he made a plea agreement! James Alan Ciammetti, 43, apologized during his sentencing heari > read more

"But, but... My Name is Earl!"

Published on 2011-01-07 11:06:45

Can't quite make up my mind if this is a good mug shot or a bad one? I mean, we certainly have seen worse celebrity mug shots (Nick Nolte) and considering she just got arrested and doesn't appear to be wearing a lot of make-up, it's not bad. Then > read more

The "Bagel" Terrorist?

Published on 2011-01-05 21:37:43

Be careful what you put in your carry-on luggage these days: a "suspicious" baked good--such as a bagel--could set your fellow passengers off and get you arrested. No, really. Ognjen Milatovic, 35, was flying from Boston to Washington D.C. on US > read more

"Copped" with his pants down...

Published on 2011-01-05 21:28:41

The good news? Once he is old enough, Tampa undercover cop Scott Guffey, 46, will receive over $55,000 a year from his pension plan. Sweet! The bad news? He had to get caught having sex in his squad car while on duty to get it. Scott Guffey, a 24- > read more

When you play with fire...

Published on 2011-01-05 21:23:18

WHEN YOU PLAY WITH FIRE, YOU MAY GET BURNED To help pay off the $8,000 he owed on his Cadillac, Kareem Spence, 35, torched the car to collect the insurance money. Naturally, once investigators found gasoline-soaked towels in the trunk, they suspecte > read more

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Published on 2011-01-03 23:13:18

ARE YOU FRIGGEN' KIDDING ME?'s $500 AMAZON REVIEW CONTEST Hi everyone, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" is celebrating it's 16th full month of existence this month! We now have over 250,000 Internet Subscribers and Amazon Kindle Readership is climbin > read more

The Candy Cane Gang

Published on 2011-01-02 22:07:23

Ten boys at Battlefield High School in Haymarket, Va., formed the "Christmas Sweater Club". Each wore the wildest holiday-themed sweater they could find, and when they arrived at school they sang Christmas carols and tossed 2" candy canes to other st > read more

Captain Dumbass...

Published on 2011-01-02 06:48:05

Douglas Allen Smith Jr, 27, has changed his name in court. The 27-year-old man from Eugene, Ore., is now legally "Captain Awesome". After his day in court, the unemployed cabinet maker greeted visitors with "Hi! I'm Captain!" A fan of the TV show "Ch > read more

He went "Attaway" Sarge!

Published on 2011-01-02 06:37:41

Best Buy store sales manager Orvin Smith said Tracey Attaway, 39, was shoplifting in his Augusta, Ga., store. When confronted by staff, Attaway "pulled out a knife so he could make sure he could get out the front door." Outside were four Marines coll > read more

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