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Riots
Published on 2011-08-12 10:23:00
Yesterday Parliament was recalled with hundreds of thieves helping themselves to whatever they wanted with total disregard for the law. And later, after claiming their expenses they talked about the riots. Interesting that various football games have been cancelled. Presumably this is due to concerns over health and safety. After all, it would be unreasonable to expect the little darlings to have to riot in two different places in one day. Predicting where riots may or may not occur – easy. [..] > read more
NewslinkSummer 2011
Published on 2011-08-03 04:53:00
This newsletter was created for Mudeford Men's club by Lware Limited. Please note that most formatting and some images may be absent. NEWSLINK The Newsletter of the Mudeford Men’s Club Summer 2011 Can someone please explain … It’s a funny old world. Barack Obama has to publish his birth certificate to convince people that he is American then he immediately starts drinking the black stuff and telling everyone he’s Irish. Meanwhile, in Carmarthenshire, “The Plough” is offe [..] > read more
Newslink Spring 20101
Published on 2011-03-16 05:22:00
This newsletter was created for Mudeford Men's club by Lware Limited. Please note that most formatting and some images may be absent. NEWSLINK The Newsletter of the Mudeford Men’s Club Spring 2011 There it was, gone! Always the way. N > read more
In the news ...
Published on 2010-11-05 11:19:00
So a Quantas Airbus A380 has had something of an engine drama. This might have been expected. Airbus Industrie has a strong French element with final assembly being carried out in Toulouse. One could imagine that the plane made its dramatic protes > read more
In the news
Published on 2010-10-05 10:24:00
So, the Commonwealth Games have got off to a flying start in Delhi. The first two competitors in the boxing were informed that they were overweight and had to go to the sauna to lose a few pounds before they could compete. Judging from the publicity > read more
Newslink September 2010
Published on 2010-09-14 05:33:00
This newsletter was created for Mudeford Men's club by Lware Limited. Please note that most formatting and some images may be absent. NEWSLINK The Newsletter of the Mudeford Men’s Club Autumn 2010 "NO WE CAN'T!" If it IS bro > read more
Newslink - World Cup Special
Published on 2010-06-29 09:56:00
his newsletter was created for Mudeford Men's club by Lware Limited. Please note that most formatting and some images may be absent. NEWSLINK World Cup Special! Breaking news The England plane has been re-routed to Glasgow Airport. At least tha > read more
Newwslink June 2010
Published on 2010-06-01 08:16:00
This newsletter was created for Mudeford Men's club by Lware Limited. Please note that most formatting and some images may be absent. NEWSLINK The Newsletter of the Mudeford Men’s Club Summer 2010 In-ger-lund Ing-er-lund In-ger- > read more
And one more poem seening as how the MPs are annoying me so much
Published on 2010-04-13 11:21:00
Justice The MPs are instructed that they must now repay Some of the dodgy cash that they have spirited away. They arrogantly stand, rolling out their weak defences Blaming the rules in place for claiming their expenses. They fought so that no deta > read more
Another poem
Published on 2010-04-13 11:19:00
The sinking ship The HMS Commercial sailed off one fateful day Filled with holiday-makers who were quite happy to pay For a day’s pleasure cruising upon tropical seas With factor 19 cream on their faces and their knees. The captain stood there p > read more
A poem
Published on 2010-04-13 11:15:00
I’ve been compared to Eric Yes I’ve been compared to Eric And the reason why, is that Our styles are so very similar When I’m plucking at my Strat. As my fingers surf the fretboard And my feet control the pedals, I wear these words around my > read more
Newslink March 2010
Published on 2010-04-13 11:03:00
This newsletter was created for Mudeford Men's club by Lware Limited. Please note that most formatting and some images may be absent. NEWSLINK The Newsletter of the Mudeford Men’s Club March 2010 To print, or not to print It’s tricky to know > read more
Newslink December 2009
Published on 2009-12-09 04:43:00
This newsletter was created for Mudeford Men's club by Lware Limited. Please note that most formatting and some images may be absent. Apologies for the random blank lines everywhere - Google seems to have gone crazy. I can't edit it as the weird stuf > read more