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Published on 2011-03-31 22:03:44

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Pete The Prognosticator

Published on 2010-11-24 19:57:39

Many people are familiar with the prophecies of Nostradamus, however, few are familiar with the works of his younger brother Pete. While Nostradamus is so often credited with the predictions of major travesties like the reign of Hitler or the Kennedy > read more

Meeting of my Mind

Published on 2010-11-18 18:56:31

I was standing in the grocery store trying to picture what it would be like to not have an imagination. I looked over to say something to my existentialist real estate agent, he sold real estate but the estates were only real to him. I was distracted > read more

Poetry in Motion – The Road Less Traveled

Published on 2010-10-11 20:59:53

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The Case for Carnivores

Published on 2010-10-06 19:40:15

There are people out there who will have you believe that being a carnivore is inhumane in today’s day and age because of the gruesome ways that animals are killed and prepared for eating. But I am here to tell you, that vegetarians are as vicious, > read more

Lesser Philosophical Writings

Published on 2010-09-13 20:50:13

The Missing Shade of Brown – David Hume In the much-less-researched sister paper to his most famous idea “The Missing Shade of Blue,” that discussed Hume’s view of epistemology (he also drafted a work about shades of urine called ‘I-pissed- > read more

To Catch a Poltergeist

Published on 2010-08-29 09:58:47

It was midnight when the Wilson family was awoken by the smashing and clattering of a lost soul rummaging around their living room. Mr. Wilson came downstairs to see the usual, crucifixes flying, scratches on the walls, things you would expect with a > read more

The Story of a Blessing

Published on 2010-08-05 20:51:41

He was born ten months premature, and widely referred to as a miracle beyond science. His parents decided to name him Blessing, and they gave thanks for their small Blessing. His father was always skeptical about his conception and never fully embrac > read more

The Devil Files for Bankruptcy

Published on 2010-07-28 21:33:11

Hell/Detroit (AP) – Wall Street got some startling news yesterday when it was announced that Satan would be filing for Chapter 7 bankruptcy. When asked about the decision Satan told reporters “I am damned if I do and damned if I don’t.” Repor > read more

Monster Ink

Published on 2010-07-18 08:34:05

There has been a lot of news this week about ‘el Chupacabra,’ otherwise known as ‘the Goat Sucker.’ El Chupacabra has been referred to as “the Latino bigfoot” and this got me thinking, Americans need a better fictional creature that crazy > read more

From the Historical Craigslist Archieves

Published on 2010-07-09 22:31:40

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