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Scary Movie 4
Published on 2006-11-03 15:51:00
Just f*cking cr@p. Didn't laugh once. Worst movie review EVER! :)Tags: movie scary 4 > read more
Instinct (1999)
Published on 2006-09-22 17:31:00
Anthony Hopkins stars in a film that can best be summed up as - sounds good, but is actually a big pile of crap. An arse clenchingly clichéd cookie cut hollywood tale of... nope... I have forgotten it.. something to do with monkeys. ARRRGGH... rubbish.Tags: instinct crap rubbish > read more
The Straight Story (1999)
Published on 2006-03-23 07:51:00
The Straight Story is a David Lynch film. Having watched "Lost Highway" which frankly left me a quivering, nervous and confused wreck, I didn't quite know what to expect from this movie. Basically - it's about a bloke who rides his lawn mower to see his estranged brother hundreds of miles away. Nothing much to it really, David Lynch "fans" must have been a little disappointed having watched > read more
High Plains Drifter (1973)
Published on 2006-02-18 15:27:00
What can I say about this movie - a classic Clint Eastwood cowboy film. Forget your brokeback mountains and watch a movie made in a time when Men were Men (the seventies). Though not a film for feminists I did note - there are only two women in the town of Largo, both are raped by Clint, justified by the fact they loved it after a few minutes of screaming, Emily Davison must have been spinning > read more
Napoleon Dynamite
Published on 2006-02-03 16:56:00
I just love this movie - you will too. No real story, just compelling to watch, fantastic sequence at the end that keeps you smiling for hours after. You walk away from this movie with a warm heart and an urge to watch it again. It is just one of those movies. Watch it.Favourite Quote: Napoleon Dynamite: Last week, Japanese scientists placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch > read more
The Astronaut's Wife
Published on 2006-02-02 19:02:00
Think Rosemary's Baby minus watchability, in fact let just say:Rosemary's Baby - Convincing Plot Line + Bad acting + Crap ending = The Astronaut's Wife.Closing Comment: I will make it my life's work to crack the secret of time travel in order to get back the 2 hours THIS FILM STOLE FROM ME while I sat there on the sofa bemused - shaking my head - and wondering WHY JOHNNY DEPP WHY DID YOU AGREE TO > read more