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Jeb: No Non-Christian Syrian Refugees, "Let God Sort Them Out"

Posted on 11/17/2015 05:30:33 PM

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, struggling Republican presidential candidate and former Governor of Florida Jeb Bush declared only Syrian refugees who were Christians should be allowed into the United States. Bush asserted Syrian refugees who practiced Islam should be left in Syria to..

TPP to Protect American Freedom to Not Afford Medicine

Posted on 11/16/2015 12:18:29 PM

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, President Obama announced the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP) - a massive multinational trade deal the president intends to sign - will protect the freedom of all Americans to not afford life-saving medicines. Instead, TPP will allow pharmaceutical comp..

Hillary: First Woman President Worth Death of Middle Class

Posted on 11/15/2015 05:34:40 PM

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton told Americans electing the United States' first female president was worth the final collapse and permanent extinction of the American middle class. Clinton urged Americans to not ..

U.S. Vows to Bomb More Civilian Targets After Paris Attacks

Posted on 11/14/2015 02:01:21 PM

President Obama promises civilians in the Middle East will suffer the consequences for Islamic extremists attacking civilians in the West. WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) -  Earlier today, the White House announced it planned to indiscriminately bomb "way more" civilian targets in the Middle Eas..

Ben Carson Recounts Last Days of Hitler's Life in Bunker

Posted on 11/13/2015 04:49:54 PM

DES MOINES, IOWA (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Republican presidential candidate and retired neurosurgeon Ben Carson recounted his last days with Adolf Hitler before the Führer took his own life on April 30th, 1945. Dr. Carson told his supporters in Iowa that he had declined Hitler's offer to be ..

All Democratic Debates Changed to Mondays at 3AM

Posted on 11/12/2015 05:58:38 PM

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) -  Today, the Democratic National Committee (DNC) announced all of the remaining Democratic presidential debates would occur on Mondays at 3AM. Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton denied any involvement in the debate sche..

Majority of Americans Favor Blunt Force Trauma Over Hillary

Posted on 11/11/2015 05:30:19 PM

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - This morning, TNA released the results of an in-house study measuring how favorably Americans viewed Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. The results showed the longer Hillary Clinton was in the public eye the more Americans..

Mothers of GOP Candidates to Protect Them During Debate

Posted on 11/10/2015 05:24:15 PM

MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN (The Nil Admirari) - Today, every Republican presidential candidate announced his or her mother - or other support figure - would stand next to them during tonight's debate hosted by the Fox Business Network at the Milwaukee Theater. The GOP mothers demanded they be on stage to ..

TPP to Protect American Freedom to Buy Poisonous Food

Posted on 11/09/2015 05:32:16 PM

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, the Obama Administration announced the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP) - a massive multinational trade deal President Obama intends to sign - will protect the freedom of all Americans to unknowingly purchase poisonous food. The White House explained com..

GOP Slams Democratic Forum for Lack of Hatred of America

Posted on 11/07/2015 02:24:44 PM

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, many of the Republican presidential candidates criticized their Democratic counterparts following the Democratic Forum held at Winthrop University in Rock Hill, South Carolina last night. The main criticism - by far - was the lack of infantile hatred of both th..

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