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Chinese factory worker’s dream came true

Posted on 04/09/2013 02:41:53 PM

Chang Wong began his Sunday morning in the same way as always. After coming to work at one of the largest factories in Northern Chinese province of Shanxin, the father of 14 children and grandfather of 32 grand children, 24 years old Chang Wong started to assemble Abple eyePad chargers. Un..

Gigantic Spider

Posted on 04/07/2013 08:24:21 AM

Check out this gigantic tarantula, one of the largest spiders in existence. I know everything is BIG in Texas, but this piece of shit was found in Sri Lanka. Apparently, they like to live in trees. I'm sorry, but if one of those fell on me, Ninja or not (which, I am as you know), I'd shit my p..

Dumbfounded

Posted on 04/05/2013 07:47:15 AM

When it comes to my father, I'm often left dumbfounded. Redneckedness is in my family tree. Here's proof. I was at my parents house, enjoying a cool, crisp autumn day. I cooked up my homemade clam chowder (as requested) and was waiting for it to finish. A fire was in the fireplace, warming my little..

Creamed Possum

Posted on 04/05/2013 07:46:36 AM

Creamed Possum* ...and other Redneck recipe ideas. Do you like southern "comfort" food? Then you've come to the right place. Comfort foods like, fried chicken, fried okra, mashed potatoes, corn on the cob, biscuits and gravy** are in abundance and southerners only use the freshest ingredients, dip t..

Anxiety

Posted on 04/05/2013 07:45:52 AM

Throughout the month of April, I'm participating in the, "Blogging from A-to-Z April Challenge." Today is the letter, "A," as in anxiety. So, if you are also participating in this challenge and this is your first time visiting my blog, let me humbly say, "PLEASE COME BACK AND SUBSCRIBE!!!" Was that ..

WHY PLAYING CHICKEN WITH A WALLACE IS NEVER A GOOD IDEA

Posted on 03/21/2013 12:24:42 PM

This has been one of the stranger weeks in an already strange life. Odd dreams and what not. The latest odd dream was earlier this week. I was restless and dreaming that JC and I had been kidnapped and taken from our house by some old bat and her young ward. We had been separated, and I was trying t..

Gizoogle

Posted on 03/18/2013 07:18:34 AM

I did a Gizoogle search on my blog and I've never laughed as hard as I did when I saw the results. Gizoogle simulates Google, but it's a parody on the search engine. It's totally free to use. When you finish reading this post, give it a try. You can post your favorite link in the search bo..

Stupid Invention Saturday

Posted on 03/16/2013 08:00:23 AM

It's Stupid Invention Saturday again! Picnic Pants! For all you kiddos that grew up in the 80's out there, I'm sure you can just recycle your MC Hammer Pants. I don't think Parachute Pants would work too well, although you might be able to repair the canvas on your sailboat (supposing you have one)..

Springtime

Posted on 03/15/2013 08:32:04 AM

Springtime is upon us in Texas, but it probably won't last long. Yesterday, it reached 80 degrees. Next week, it'll probably be summer with highs near (or over) 100 with 100% humidity. Okay, yes, I'm exaggerating. It'll probably be the week after next. Easter weekend will probably bring us an ice st..

For The Birds

Posted on 03/14/2013 06:25:32 AM

Ugh….they have returned…. After a much needed reprieve of the past 5 months, the buzzards have come back. To turn my outdoor space into a noisy, poop-filled rookery.  It may not seem like it, but I actually do like birds and even painted murals of birds on my bedroom walls as a ..

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