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Stupid Invention Saturday

Posted on 03/16/2013 08:00:23 AM

It's Stupid Invention Saturday again! Picnic Pants! For all you kiddos that grew up in the 80's out there, I'm sure you can just recycle your MC Hammer Pants. I don't think Parachute Pants would work too well, although you might be able to repair the canvas on your sailboat (supposing you have one)..

Springtime

Posted on 03/15/2013 08:32:04 AM

Springtime is upon us in Texas, but it probably won't last long. Yesterday, it reached 80 degrees. Next week, it'll probably be summer with highs near (or over) 100 with 100% humidity. Okay, yes, I'm exaggerating. It'll probably be the week after next. Easter weekend will probably bring us an ice st..

For The Birds

Posted on 03/14/2013 06:25:32 AM

Ugh….they have returned…. After a much needed reprieve of the past 5 months, the buzzards have come back. To turn my outdoor space into a noisy, poop-filled rookery.  It may not seem like it, but I actually do like birds and even painted murals of birds on my bedroom walls as a ..

Yard Work and the 21st Century

Posted on 03/13/2013 03:35:28 PM

Why is it that in the 21st century we are still breaking our backs doing yard work? Every spring it starts with the fertilizer and then it's mowing and edging.  Not to mention if you have a garden or large property you are sweating and laboring all season! With all the new gadgets out you would..

10 Things I Learned While Growing up in Minnesota

Posted on 03/10/2013 09:51:14 AM

10 things I learned while growing up in Minnesota  I could not have asked for a better place to grow up in than Minnesota.   I may be slightly biased because I remained in my little community of Navarre, on Lake Minnetonka, for my entire childhood. While I've lived in Canada, which ha..

How to Be a Successful Snipe Hunter

Posted on 02/21/2013 09:06:37 AM

How to be a successful Snipe hunter...or huntress. We all have one in our lives. We've seen them and interacted with them, sometimes on a daily basis. No, I'm not talking about Snipe. Not yet anyway. I'm talking about a gullible friend. That same gullible friend who has never even heard of Snipe, le..

Quotes on Coding , Software and Projects

Posted on 02/14/2013 02:16:47 PM

“Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable.” Ralph Johnson  “Java is C++ without the guns, knives, and clubs” James Gosling, co-inventor of Java “Coding styles are like assholes, everyone has one and no one likes anyone elses.” Eric Warmenho..

Types of computer viruses - Humor

Posted on 02/14/2013 02:15:36 PM

Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple. Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore. Bill Clinton virus: Promises to give equal time to all processes: 50% to poor, slow processes; 50% to middle-class processes, and 50% to rich ones. This virus protests y..

I Want My Death Star

Posted on 01/29/2013 11:18:33 AM

I Want My Death Star Posted on January 29, 2013   A few weeks ago all Jedi’s were let down by this government.  The petition for a death star to protect this plant was dismissed. The reasons given were money and the fact that our government hadn’t any plans to blow up pla..

I Need Your Kindness

Posted on 01/29/2013 09:51:28 AM

Let me start off by saying that I'm not asking you for money. What an intro, huh? Unless you can contribute. Instead, I'm just asking that you go to this website, click on LIKE below the picture and share it on Facebook, Twitter, and Google+. The more LIKEs this campaign receives, it increases it..

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