Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple. Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore. Bill Clinton virus: Promises to give equal time to all processes: 50% t..
Listed on 2013-02-14 14:15:36
I Want My Death Star Posted on January 29, 2013 A few weeks ago all Jedi’s were let down by this government. The petition for a death star to protect this plant was dismissed...
Listed on 2013-01-29 11:18:33
Let me start off by saying that I'm not asking you for money. What an intro, huh? Unless you can contribute. Instead, I'm just asking that you go to this website, click on LIKE below the picture and..
Listed on 2013-01-29 09:51:28
Today is not a funny post. I've lost my funny again. If you've seen it, tell it to come home and that I'm sorry. This post is about reality, which is kicking my ass. Forgive me for ruining your hopes ..
Listed on 2013-01-29 09:50:55
Today's post is brought to you by the letter: Yes, "Y" is the title of this post. I found myself in an embarrassing situation while writing the other day. Thank goodness nobody was watching me. I ..
Listed on 2013-01-29 09:49:17
While living in New Hampshire, my best friend from Texas came up for a visit like she did every year. The crisp autumn air put us in the mood to cook something autumn-ish. We had gone to Sam's in Co..
Listed on 2013-01-29 09:48:08
My mother went to go visit my aunt the other day and asked if I could "babysit," her new teacup Yorkshire Terrier, Sir Oliver Charles (aka Hell on Wheels). I happily complied, not knowing what I was g..
Listed on 2013-01-29 09:46:56
George Carlin said "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There is a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." It is kind of true. Almost everyone hates their j..
Listed on 2013-01-28 09:10:31
Yesterday evening at 7:03p.m. EVT (Eastern Virtual Time), the captain of the Ship of Fools, Pequod Hornblower, shed three, albeit very large, tears when he admitted that he was tweeting while steering..
Listed on 2013-01-24 13:56:34
I stole this off Facebook. The original wording, which is supposed to be sugary-sweet, is in plain text. But then I took my usual sarcasm and parenting awesome-ness and added my own touch with the b..
Listed on 2013-01-19 15:46:48