What If Dead People Used Twitter?
05/13/2013 07:45:16 AM
What if dead people used Twitter? These might be some of their tweets:
@Pocahontas Wondering if that stud muffin’s name is really @JohnSmith #suspicious
@GeorgiaOkeeffe Signed up for flower painting class. Hope it’s not boring #vaginas
@AmeliaEarhart Just flew ac..
05/06/2013 07:20:29 AM
Ah, yes, mud bugs. What are they? They're crawfish/crayfish (aka Redneck Lobster).
You know...I'd like to meet the first person that saw one of these little bastards and said, "That thar critter might be delicious after I boil it in a pot of water and throw some Cajun spices on it."
05/04/2013 07:40:25 AM
Sooo...I was perusing the news yesterday in order to expand my ever-growing intelligence (stop laughing!), when I happened upon an advertisement announcing something odd. Out of curiosity, my dumb ass couldn't resist clicking on it and was soon transported to an article announcing that s..
04/29/2013 16:07:12 PM
(with apologies to Gene Amole and his Idea Fairy)
The jitters were still affecting me last night after having that cup of coffee at 9:00 am. I know, at 7:30 pm, it should have worn off long ago, but it hadn't, which was why I was still enthusiastic and excited, and why I was looking through business..
You Know You're A Redneck
04/29/2013 07:42:40 AM
Here are 20 things to look for...if you answer with a quick nod and a, "Sho' 'nuff" to any one of these, you know you're a redneck!
You sponsor cockfights.
Your dog has more teeth than you do.
More teeth than your wife/booty call too.
Hell, more teeth that both of you put t..
Luck Be a Lady
04/28/2013 08:11:13 AM
Luck be a lady, not me. It's hard to be a lady when you have a penchant for 12-year old locker room humor. Hell, I think poop, farts, and boogers are funny. Obviously, because its all I seem to write about besides rednecks. Let's face it though, they're funny too.
On the other hand, I do seem..
04/26/2013 06:56:16 AM
It's a known fact that Mother Nature and I are not the best of friends. Ever since I hit the age of 40, she's been in the process of feeding me a plate-loads of karma, one right after another. Now she's giving me a heaping dose of crap, so I have to perform whisker patrol. Bitch!
I've been lu..
04/25/2013 04:44:48 AM
I'm very excited over here in Texas. The local area rodents rednecks are building a bonfire and will be cookin' up some vittles to celebrate.
I've started my very own newsletter. I know, I know...it's not really worth a redneck bonfire or vittles, but to me, it's pretty exciting.
Running in the Dark
04/20/2013 07:40:51 AM
Yesterday (Friday) was a crazy day and I didn't have a chance to write a post starting with the letter, 'R,' but that's okay. The post below is a repeat of one I wrote early on in the blogging game and I know many people didn't see it. I hope you enjoy it! Lemme know!
To get the back story, first se..
04/19/2013 07:20:40 AM
Q'd think this would be easy, but q'd be wrong. That's correct...trying to think of a title and subject having to do with the letter, 'Q' is not easy. For crying out loud, I was pulling out my hair.
So, I am choosing the word Quickstep and am going to resort to what I know best.
quick step (kwik'ste..
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