(with apologies to Gene Amole and his Idea Fairy) The jitters were still affecting me last night after having that cup of coffee at 9:00 am. I know, at 7:30 pm, it should have worn off long ago, but i..
Listed on 2013-04-29 16:07:12
Here are 20 things to look for...if you answer with a quick nod and a, "Sho' 'nuff" to any one of these, you know you're a redneck! You sponsor cockfights. Without roosters. Your dog has more ..
Listed on 2013-04-29 07:42:40
Luck be a lady, not me. It's hard to be a lady when you have a penchant for 12-year old locker room humor. Hell, I think poop, farts, and boogers are funny. Obviously, because its all I seem to..
Listed on 2013-04-28 08:11:13
Pasta Al Psychotica - A nourishing dish for one hard-up, single male. You will need: Two/three slack handfuls of pasta. Doesn't matter what kind. It won't help. Two tins of economy chopped tomat..
Listed on 2013-04-28 08:04:03
It's a known fact that Mother Nature and I are not the best of friends. Ever since I hit the age of 40, she's been in the process of feeding me a plate-loads of karma, one right after another. ..
Listed on 2013-04-26 06:56:16
I'm very excited over here in Texas. The local area rodents rednecks are building a bonfire and will be cookin' up some vittles to celebrate. I've started my very own newsletter. I know, I k..
Listed on 2013-04-25 04:44:48
Yesterday (Friday) was a crazy day and I didn't have a chance to write a post starting with the letter, 'R,' but that's okay. The post below is a repeat of one I wrote early on in the blogging game an..
Listed on 2013-04-20 07:40:51
Q'd think this would be easy, but q'd be wrong. That's correct...trying to think of a title and subject having to do with the letter, 'Q' is not easy. For crying out loud, I was pulling out my hair. S..
Listed on 2013-04-19 07:20:40
I know I'm obnoxious (you don't have to agree if you really don't want to), but there are things that are worse, in my opinion. People who exceed their height/weight proportions and wear booty shorts..
Listed on 2013-04-17 07:17:24
Yes, it's true. I'm writing about Lasagna again, but I'm not telling you how to make it. This time, I'm showing you how to wear it. That's right! Also, you get to see me nekkid (a bonus!): Okay,..
Listed on 2013-04-13 08:23:26