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9-1-1 Braces for Calls Related to Shattered Screens During GOP Debate

Posted on 01/28/2016 04:34:53 PM

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, 9-1-1 operators across the country announced they were bracing themselves for a sharp rise in calls related to shattered television and computer screens during the Republican presidential primary debate tonight. Virtually all 9-1-1 operators and heightened numb..

Secret Service Agents Protecting Trump Deeply Regret Past Mistakes

Posted on 01/26/2016 08:35:16 PM

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK (The Nil Admirari) - Today, the Secret Service agents protecting Republican presidential candidate and xenophobic billionaire Donald Trump declared they deeply regretted their past career mistakes and choices of work enemies. The agents were confident both their professional ..

Hillary Clinton Tells Supporters Bernie Sanders the Son of Stalin

Posted on 01/23/2016 03:15:46 PM

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton drew a contrast with U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont by telling supporters her rival was the son of Soviet Union dictator Joseph Stalin while she was not. Clinton als..

Sarah Palin Blames Obama for Bristol Getting Pregnant for Third Time

Posted on 01/22/2016 06:00:27 PM

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, former Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin announced her daughter Bristol was pregnant for a third time, and blamed President Obama for destroying the Christian values of America and not stopping men from getting her daughter "babyfied." All three of Bristol Palin's..

Sarah Palin Promised Secretary of Defense for Trump Endorsement

Posted on 01/21/2016 09:45:19 AM

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, a source inside the Republican presidential campaign of loose cannon billionaire Donald Trump announced former Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin had been promised the position of Secretary of Defense in exchange for her endorsement of Trump for president. ..

Man: "I'm from Half of Working Class that Would Kill Other Half"

Posted on 01/17/2016 02:11:31 PM

SEEKONK, MASSACHUSETTS (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, a Massachusetts man declared he was from the half of the working class that would kill the other half of the working class for a reasonable price. Thomas Basil, a Republican construction worker and married father of two, told TNA he "would b..

Jeb Bush Ignoring Staffers Hinting it is Time to Suspend Campaign

Posted on 01/16/2016 02:06:23 PM

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, dozens of senior staffers working for Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush announced the former Governor of Florida was ignoring their hints it was well past time to suspend his lackluster presidential campaign. Bush's campaign staff explained they contin..

Trump Attacks Bernie Sanders for Lacking Policy on Rosie O'Donnell

Posted on 01/13/2016 05:03:23 PM

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Republican presidential candidate and empathy-handicapped billionaire Donald Trump criticized Democratic presidential candidate U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont for completely lacking a policy on how to combat comedian and actress Rosie O'Donnell. Trump c..

Trump Requires Pledge of Loyalty, Obedience Tattoo to Attend Rallies

Posted on 01/10/2016 05:44:02 PM

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Republican presidential candidate and autocratic billionaire Donald Trump announced anyone who wanted to attend his rallies would need to take an oath of loyalty to him, and either show guards what he called a "Trump Obedience Tattoo" or be willing..

Tax Cuts for Wealthy, Gov't Services Cuts to Americans a Coincidence

Posted on 12/30/2015 11:25:54 PM

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, the conservative think tank Work Harder, America (WHA) released the results of a study on tax cuts for the wealthy, and government services cuts for the vast majority of Americans. The study clearly showed the wealthy paying less in taxes had nothing to do with..

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