06/29/2013 23:25:28 PM
Lately, Son #1 really likes his privacy. When he was a toddler, I naturally helped him bathe. Now that he is six, he prefers to wash his hair and body independently. I'm grateful because it is one less thing that I have to do. This morning's shower time was like any of the othe..
06/18/2013 12:26:55 PM
I feel like the Wicked Witch in the Wizard of Oz…..
Last week I went for my annual checkup…you know, that place you go once a year to be told to lose weight, eat more veggies, exercise more and stop drinking so much. After sitting in the waiting room for 26 hours (I know ..
Punching People in the Nose
06/10/2013 07:20:00 AM
Growing up, I had to choose between what was right and what was wrong. Didn't we all? I mean, some people paid attention, actually learning from their mistakes and those that didn't are now housed in a state or federal housing unit, compliments of the government (and tax payers). However, I'..
06/03/2013 06:36:21 AM
Yep, It's Monday.
Rise and shine.
I turn on my computer.
Go make some coffee.
Sit back in front of computer.
Think about what I'm going to write today on my blog.
Nothing comes to mind yet.
Open up Facebook.
Damn, it wants me to log in again.
Usually, it knows my User ID and Pass..
05/23/2013 11:10:19 AM
I know I complain about Walmart all the time and for those of you silly enough to ask, "What in the hell is a Walmart?" just consider yourselves lucky.
I still hate Walmart. I hate the people that shop at Walmart and everytime I leave there, I feel like I need to be hosed down with bleach.
Flipping the Script
05/20/2013 09:14:57 AM
Well, it's Monday and I know I need to get some work done, but I've decided to sit here and drink coffee until the feeling passes. In all seriousness, I won't let it pass though. I'll plod through the fog that is Monday and get tons of work done. I think. Maybe.
Why do we all despise Mondays..
05/18/2013 08:52:07 AM
1. You'll never hear me say that I have too many books. Unless I'm moving. Then I'm constantly bitching about having too many damn books.
2. You'll never hear an English Major say they don't need a calculator? Huh. I usually don't need one. I guess it's that background in engineering. People do loo..
Funny Search Terms
05/16/2013 08:33:54 AM
I know I've done these posts before, but I've had some funny search terms that people have used and landed on my blog instead, so I had to share. Besides, I have nothing else to talk about, so just be quiet. Work with me here.
In case you miss the first three posts, here they are:Funny Search ..
What If Dead People Used Twitter?
05/13/2013 07:45:16 AM
What if dead people used Twitter? These might be some of their tweets:
@Pocahontas Wondering if that stud muffin’s name is really @JohnSmith #suspicious
@GeorgiaOkeeffe Signed up for flower painting class. Hope it’s not boring #vaginas
@AmeliaEarhart Just flew ac..
05/06/2013 07:20:29 AM
Ah, yes, mud bugs. What are they? They're crawfish/crayfish (aka Redneck Lobster).
You know...I'd like to meet the first person that saw one of these little bastards and said, "That thar critter might be delicious after I boil it in a pot of water and throw some Cajun spices on it."
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