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Whisker Patrol

  It's a known fact that Mother Nature and I are not the best of friends. Ever since I hit the age of 40, she's been in the process of feeding me a plate-loads of karma, one right after another. ..

Listed on 2013-04-26 06:56:16

Very Excited

I'm very excited over here in Texas. The local area rodents rednecks are building a bonfire and will be cookin' up some vittles to celebrate. I've started my very own newsletter. I know, I k..

Listed on 2013-04-25 04:44:48

Running in the Dark

Yesterday (Friday) was a crazy day and I didn't have a chance to write a post starting with the letter, 'R,' but that's okay. The post below is a repeat of one I wrote early on in the blogging game an..

Listed on 2013-04-20 07:40:51

Quickstep

Q'd think this would be easy, but q'd be wrong. That's correct...trying to think of a title and subject having to do with the letter, 'Q' is not easy. For crying out loud, I was pulling out my hair. S..

Listed on 2013-04-19 07:20:40

Obnoxious

I know I'm obnoxious (you don't have to agree if you really don't want to), but there are things that are worse, in my opinion. People who exceed their height/weight proportions and wear booty shorts..

Listed on 2013-04-17 07:17:24

Lasagna and a Nude Photo of Me

Yes, it's true. I'm writing about Lasagna again, but I'm not telling you how to make it. This time, I'm showing you how to wear it. That's right! Also, you get to see me nekkid (a bonus!): Okay,..

Listed on 2013-04-13 08:23:26

Justified

  If you feel the need to drag my ass to Walmart, then I'm justified in reciting the following prayer out loud and without judgment (after I've given up kicking and screaming, of course): Ye, tho..

Listed on 2013-04-11 07:44:21

Chinese factory worker’s dream came true

Chang Wong began his Sunday morning in the same way as always. After coming to work at one of the largest factories in Northern Chinese province of Shanxin, the father of 14 children and gra..

Listed on 2013-04-09 14:41:53

Gigantic Spider

Check out this gigantic tarantula, one of the largest spiders in existence. I know everything is BIG in Texas, but this piece of shit was found in Sri Lanka. Apparently, they like to live in trees.&n..

Listed on 2013-04-07 08:24:21

Dumbfounded

When it comes to my father, I'm often left dumbfounded. Redneckedness is in my family tree. Here's proof. I was at my parents house, enjoying a cool, crisp autumn day. I cooked up my homemade clam cho..

Listed on 2013-04-05 07:47:15

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