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Rotten Puppies

06/12/2012 20:58:31 PM

  Let me just say I love my rotten puppies!  Yesterday however, was one of those "not so sure" days.  I have two black labs that absolutely LOVE water.  They both love summertime because we go out back and I squirt them with the garden hose.  Well, I decided to water my new..

Today's Success Tips

05/31/2012 22:37:14 PM

Do you expect life to make you happy? Then I’m sure you are not. Many kids expect life to bring them happiness. YOU have to create it, for life to give you more of it. By the Law of Attraction, you get things that match your vibration. When you wake up everyday…what are you gr..

Tired, crazy, cranky ... TIRED

05/25/2012 22:24:10 PM

Sleep deprivation will make you crazy -- near homicidal as I discovered early Monday morning following a busy Easter weekend.  We have a ritual at home. Jerod falls asleep on the couch; sometimes the kids sleep with him; sometimes the kids stay awake and jump on the bed and drive me crazy. Wh..

Today's Giggle

05/22/2012 19:16:41 PM

Make Happiness Your Drug of Choice Your brain contains some powerful drugs. That’s according to Joseph McClendon III, author of Get Happy Now: Get Happy in 10 Minutes, Feel Happy in 10 Days, Be Happy for Life (SUCCESS Books, May 2012). These chemicals in your brain can create feeling..

Tips To Refuel Moms Tank

05/15/2012 13:56:33 PM

Friday, May 11, 2012 Tips to Refuel Your Mom Tank Happy Mother's Day to all the fabulous MOMS out there!  Being a mom is a tough job, no matter if you stay at home or work outside the home. Hats off to all you awesome Mothers out there who devote your lives to your children.  Wi..

The Valentine's Day Polk Episode

05/15/2012 08:35:48 AM

"Happy! Valentine's! Day!" It was Polk, hair brushed back, argyle cardigan de-linted, and a smile on his face like he'd just seen Kate Upton naked on his couch reading the Wall Street Journal. He held out three roses that looked like they should be on life-support. I closed the door. My accounta..

Καμάκι...του δρόμου!!!

05/08/2012 08:58:41 AM

Είσαι γυναίκα, όμορφη ή άσχημη; Γι αυτούς δεν έχει πάντα μεγάλη &..

Sleep Cracking

05/08/2012 08:57:33 AM

Polk, my accountant, sent me a text message: 'To make an omelette you first have to crack some eggs.'   My response:   "Untrue, Polk."   To make an omelette you first have to get out of bed. Unless...   ...unless you crack eggs in your sleep...sleep crack. It's like sleep walkin..

Top 10 Worst Children's Products

04/17/2012 09:02:46 AM

On one side, we can empathize with companies that have to constantly churn out new kids toys at the same clip as jolly ol’ Saint Nick. You’ve got to figure that at some point one of these toys is really going to shit the bed and make kids everywhere cry and/or develop social phobias. On ..

Thoughtful revisions to the 7 Deadly Sins

04/05/2012 19:31:28 PM

Many years ago, the seven deadly sins were identified as wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony. As you can see, it’s time they were revised. To prevent any misunderstanding, each of the following points is illustrated by a picture of David Hasselhoff or Alec Baldwin. Some s..

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