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Daisybrain Presents: Things that have Never Been Asked Out Loud in the History of the World

Posted on 12/03/2012 09:29:04 PM

Ask your friend the following questions & report back to me: If you had to have a washcloth soaked with something placed over your face, what would you like it to be soaked with? Should I remove my skin before eating dairy products? When did you become an aardvark? Which internal organ would yo..


Posted on 11/29/2012 12:47:44 AM

k Socks Need To Be Paired! Or Do They? This was the brillant question I asked myself. The only thing that will kill you as a mother of a large family is pairing socks. There are solutions. Some are outrageous. For example, I remember a crazy kids, campfire song, that we usually sang in round..

Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt…

Posted on 11/27/2012 11:35:45 AM

I wrote that line!  You are all my witnesses in case anybody asks, right?  It’s a fact!  You just read it, on MY blog, in black and white! Can’t denial that!     I’m sure a few people out there will go around saying that I wasn’t the first one to do s..

It weren’t the waves what made me retch……

Posted on 11/21/2012 09:19:02 PM

My voyage continued….   The sea eventually calmed down but it was a little nippy.  Documentation in hand, I sneaked up to a deck reserved for the “Aspire” passengers and found an empty lounge chair (the 'gliterati' in "Success" have small, individual hovercraft to r..

The Ship of Fools sails out to see…

Posted on 11/21/2012 09:16:24 PM

 It took me a while to learn how to get around this mighty ship I was on.  The many narrow passageways all looked the same. I felt like a tiny mouse in a huge steel maze and hoped there were no traps along the way.  On one of my attempts to reach the upper decks, I passed a bulletin b..

Back on board….

Posted on 11/21/2012 09:10:33 PM

After my bout of reading sickness, brought on by the gift shop-dispensed trip packet, I crawled back from the railing to the lounge chair and, pulling the blanket up to my chin, I lay down and closed my eyes.   Time to review.  I recalled all the instances when my virtual travels took me t..

Homage to a brilliant book

Posted on 11/21/2012 09:07:09 PM

Overcoming my reluctance, I finally went to see a book matchmaker because, well, though I had been with a lot of good reads lately, I was looking for the Book Perfect!  You know, that special ONE?  The one that comes along only once in a while, and when it does, it just knocks your reading..

A.J. phone Him...

Posted on 11/21/2012 09:02:42 PM

I called God.  Picked up the phone and dialed G - O - D.  Numerically, it’s 4 - 6 - 3.  (Depending on where you are, you may have to dial a ‘1’ first.)    The call was answered on the second ring which really, I mean REALLY, freaked me out!  To be perf..

Why is sex so damned, uh, funny?

Posted on 11/16/2012 08:17:08 PM

The voyage interrupted….   I was catchin’ on real quick-like, I was.  Maybe I ain’t no rocket scientist, but I’m swift enough in the head.  Sure as shit, don’t need no grand piano fallin’ on my noddle to see that this effin’ boat trip were no..

The C.I.A. is looking to hire a new director

Posted on 11/12/2012 01:12:45 PM

  "Ye shall know the truth and it shall set you free."   Today the Central Intelligence Agency announced that it will be actively seeking to hire a highly motivated person for the position of Director General.   The main qualities prospective candidates must possess are:   Honest..

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