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Running in the Dark

Posted on 04/20/2013 07:40:51 AM

Yesterday (Friday) was a crazy day and I didn't have a chance to write a post starting with the letter, 'R,' but that's okay. The post below is a repeat of one I wrote early on in the blogging game and I know many people didn't see it. I hope you enjoy it! Lemme know! To get the back story, first se..

Quickstep

Posted on 04/19/2013 07:20:40 AM

Q'd think this would be easy, but q'd be wrong. That's correct...trying to think of a title and subject having to do with the letter, 'Q' is not easy. For crying out loud, I was pulling out my hair. So, I am choosing the word Quickstep and am going to resort to what I know best. quick step (kwik'ste..

Obnoxious

Posted on 04/17/2013 07:17:24 AM

I know I'm obnoxious (you don't have to agree if you really don't want to), but there are things that are worse, in my opinion. People who exceed their height/weight proportions and wear booty shorts. Especially if said shorts say, "Booty-licious" across the rear end. There are a lot of letters in ..

Lasagna and a Nude Photo of Me

Posted on 04/13/2013 08:23:26 AM

Yes, it's true. I'm writing about Lasagna again, but I'm not telling you how to make it. This time, I'm showing you how to wear it. That's right! Also, you get to see me nekkid (a bonus!): Okay, maybe it's not so much a bonus, but my boobies are real! Can't say that about most of those Hollywe..

Justified

Posted on 04/11/2013 07:44:21 AM

  If you feel the need to drag my ass to Walmart, then I'm justified in reciting the following prayer out loud and without judgment (after I've given up kicking and screaming, of course): Ye, though I walk through the aisles of Walmart,I will fear no people.Even though people pick their noses,a..

Chinese factory worker’s dream came true

Posted on 04/09/2013 02:41:53 PM

Chang Wong began his Sunday morning in the same way as always. After coming to work at one of the largest factories in Northern Chinese province of Shanxin, the father of 14 children and grandfather of 32 grand children, 24 years old Chang Wong started to assemble Abple eyePad chargers. Un..

Gigantic Spider

Posted on 04/07/2013 08:24:21 AM

Check out this gigantic tarantula, one of the largest spiders in existence. I know everything is BIG in Texas, but this piece of shit was found in Sri Lanka. Apparently, they like to live in trees. I'm sorry, but if one of those fell on me, Ninja or not (which, I am as you know), I'd shit my p..

Dumbfounded

Posted on 04/05/2013 07:47:15 AM

When it comes to my father, I'm often left dumbfounded. Redneckedness is in my family tree. Here's proof. I was at my parents house, enjoying a cool, crisp autumn day. I cooked up my homemade clam chowder (as requested) and was waiting for it to finish. A fire was in the fireplace, warming my little..

Creamed Possum

Posted on 04/05/2013 07:46:36 AM

Creamed Possum* ...and other Redneck recipe ideas. Do you like southern "comfort" food? Then you've come to the right place. Comfort foods like, fried chicken, fried okra, mashed potatoes, corn on the cob, biscuits and gravy** are in abundance and southerners only use the freshest ingredients, dip t..

Anxiety

Posted on 04/05/2013 07:45:52 AM

Throughout the month of April, I'm participating in the, "Blogging from A-to-Z April Challenge." Today is the letter, "A," as in anxiety. So, if you are also participating in this challenge and this is your first time visiting my blog, let me humbly say, "PLEASE COME BACK AND SUBSCRIBE!!!" Was that ..

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