I know I complain about Walmart all the time and for those of you silly enough to ask, "What in the hell is a Walmart?" just consider yourselves lucky. I still hate Walmart. I hate the people t..
Listed on 2013-05-23 11:10:19
Well, it's Monday and I know I need to get some work done, but I've decided to sit here and drink coffee until the feeling passes. In all seriousness, I won't let it pass though. I'll plod thr..
Listed on 2013-05-20 09:14:57
1. You'll never hear me say that I have too many books. Unless I'm moving. Then I'm constantly bitching about having too many damn books. 2. You'll never hear an English Major say they don't need a c..
Listed on 2013-05-18 08:52:07
I know I've done these posts before, but I've had some funny search terms that people have used and landed on my blog instead, so I had to share. Besides, I have nothing else to talk about, so just be..
Listed on 2013-05-16 08:33:54
What if dead people used Twitter? These might be some of their tweets: @Pocahontas Wondering if that stud muffin’s name is really @JohnSmith #suspicious @GeorgiaOkeeffe Signed up ..
Listed on 2013-05-13 07:45:16
Ah, yes, mud bugs. What are they? They're crawfish/crayfish (aka Redneck Lobster). You know...I'd like to meet the first person that saw one of these little bastards and said, "That thar critte..
Listed on 2013-05-06 07:20:29
Sooo...I was perusing the news yesterday in order to expand my ever-growing intelligence (stop laughing!), when I happened upon an advertisement announcing something odd. Out of curiosity,..
Listed on 2013-05-04 07:40:25
(with apologies to Gene Amole and his Idea Fairy) The jitters were still affecting me last night after having that cup of coffee at 9:00 am. I know, at 7:30 pm, it should have worn off long ago, but i..
Listed on 2013-04-29 16:07:12
Here are 20 things to look for...if you answer with a quick nod and a, "Sho' 'nuff" to any one of these, you know you're a redneck! You sponsor cockfights. Without roosters. Your dog has more ..
Listed on 2013-04-29 07:42:40
Luck be a lady, not me. It's hard to be a lady when you have a penchant for 12-year old locker room humor. Hell, I think poop, farts, and boogers are funny. Obviously, because its all I seem to..
Listed on 2013-04-28 08:11:13