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Hillary: Have Fun Burning in Hell, Women of New Hampshire

Posted on 02/09/2016 09:23:55 PM

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Tonight, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton told the women of New Hampshire to "have fun burning in hell" after it was clear she had lost the state's Democratic primary election to U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont. Cl..

Hillary Encourages Women to Vote for Sarah Palin, Carly Fiorina

Posted on 02/07/2016 03:13:56 PM

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton repeated her belief that being a woman was a professional qualification for the presidency, and told women they must vote for her because she is also a woman. In doing so, S..

Hillary Reminds Americans Wall Street Bribes Completely Legal

Posted on 02/05/2016 05:49:36 PM

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton reminded Americans the speaking fees and other forms of compensation she had received from Wall Street were completely legal. Secretary Clinton's public service announcement..

F-35 Joint Strike Fighter Capable of as Many as One Mission per Month

Posted on 02/04/2016 10:10:46 PM

THE PENTAGON (The Nil Admirari) -  Today, the Pentagon released a report on the famously successful F-35 Joint Strike Fighter. The report found the F-35 was capable of performing one mission per month due to much-needed maintenance between missions, and Lockheed Martin claimed it was a safety f..

Hillary Surging with Americans Harboring Low Expectations, No Ambition for Better Future

Posted on 01/31/2016 04:28:08 PM

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) -  Today, a TNA survey found Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was surging with Americans harboring low expectations and no ambition for a better future. Clinton held a dominant lead over her rival U.S. Senator Bernie S..

L.A. Hole Releasing Desperately Needed Methane "Vitamins" into Earth's Atmosphere

Posted on 01/30/2016 12:23:23 PM

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Sempra Energy declared the uncontrolled, gargantuan natural gas leak at its Aliso Canyon Oil Field was actually releasing desperately needed methane into Earth's atmosphere. The parent corporation of Southern California Gas Company (SoCal) ..

9-1-1 Braces for Calls Related to Shattered Screens During GOP Debate

Posted on 01/28/2016 04:34:53 PM

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, 9-1-1 operators across the country announced they were bracing themselves for a sharp rise in calls related to shattered television and computer screens during the Republican presidential primary debate tonight. Virtually all 9-1-1 operators and heightened numb..

Secret Service Agents Protecting Trump Deeply Regret Past Mistakes

Posted on 01/26/2016 08:35:16 PM

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK (The Nil Admirari) - Today, the Secret Service agents protecting Republican presidential candidate and xenophobic billionaire Donald Trump declared they deeply regretted their past career mistakes and choices of work enemies. The agents were confident both their professional ..

Hillary Clinton Tells Supporters Bernie Sanders the Son of Stalin

Posted on 01/23/2016 03:15:46 PM

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton drew a contrast with U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont by telling supporters her rival was the son of Soviet Union dictator Joseph Stalin while she was not. Clinton als..

Sarah Palin Blames Obama for Bristol Getting Pregnant for Third Time

Posted on 01/22/2016 06:00:27 PM

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, former Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin announced her daughter Bristol was pregnant for a third time, and blamed President Obama for destroying the Christian values of America and not stopping men from getting her daughter "babyfied." All three of Bristol Palin's..

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