Humor Articles

<< 1 2 3 4 5 ... 21 22

Hillary Ingested Shrooms Prior to Statement Opposing TPP

Posted on 10/08/2015 03:04:23 PM

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - This morning, the campaign of Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton announced the candidate was under the influence of shrooms when she voiced opposition to the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP) yesterday. Hillary Clinton confirmed she ingested "a lot" of sh..

O'Reilly: Corporate "Free Stuff" Good, American "Free Stuff" Bad

Posted on 10/07/2015 02:09:42 PM

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Fox News loose canon Bill O'Reilly stated the government giving corporations "free stuff" was patriotic, but the government giving the American people "free stuff" was "absolute socialism" and "outrageously anti-American." O'Reilly presente..

Republicans Try to Link Abortions, Vaginas, Dead Storks During Hearing

Posted on 09/29/2015 06:44:09 PM

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - House Oversight Committee Chairman Jason Chaffetz (R-UT-03) denounced Planned Parenthood President Cecile Richards' "uncooperative attitude" during the Planned Parenthood hearing earlier today. Chaffetz and his male Republican peers were very critical of Richards..

Congressional Teabaggers to Punish Poor, Sick, Elderly, Vets, Others

Posted on 09/29/2015 10:46:52 AM

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, the Congressional Teabagger Caucus warned Americans it would punish the poor, sick, elderly, veterans, starving children, and many other groups if Democrats and President Obama did not allow teabaggers to punish women by defunding Planned Parenthood. The right-..

Bigoted Kentucky Woman Awarded Bigot Plaque, Displays Award at Work

Posted on 09/28/2015 02:37:50 PM

MOREHEAD, KENTUCKY (The Nil Admirari) - Last week, a bigoted Kentucky woman who has been breaking federal law and disrespecting the supreme authority of the Constitution since late June - all because she hates "the gays" - was awarded a plaque by a well-known national bigoted organization for being ..

Pentagon Defends F-35 Over "Wings Randomly Falling Off" Glitch

Posted on 09/26/2015 03:19:05 PM

THE PENTAGON (The Nil Admirari) -  Earlier today, Secretary of Defense Ashton B. Carter defended the F-35 Joint Strike Fighter from critics who claimed the aircraft's wings randomly falling off was "a serious and potentially dangerous design flaw." Lockheed Martin announced it was "looking into..

Man in Major Medical Debt Criticizes Bernie's Gun Record, Supports Trump

Posted on 09/25/2015 04:11:19 PM

SEEKONK, MASSACHUSETTS (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, a Massachusetts man with serious health problems and crippling medical debt announced Democratic presidential candidate Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont may have progressive policy solutions to help him avoid financial ruin, disab..

Conservative Propaganda Outlets Demand Vatican Regime Change

Posted on 09/24/2015 05:11:06 PM

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, conservative propaganda outlets led by Fox News demanded Congress declare war on Vatican City and force President Obama to invade the sovereign state in order to remove its "dangerous leftist leader" Pope Francis. The conservative rallying cry for regime change..

Millennials Painfully Aware of How Much Needs Fixing in Wake of "Most Selfish Generation"

Posted on 09/23/2015 12:52:40 PM

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, American millennials reflected on how many things needed to be fixed in the wake of their parents, which they concluded were members of the "Most Selfish Generation" in American history. Millennials realized the Most Selfish Generation was giving them "..

GOP to Defund Dept. of Reality After "Shutdown Bad for Economy" Report

Posted on 09/22/2015 12:16:22 PM

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, the Department of Reality released a report warning Congressional Republicans a government shutdown would disrupt significant government spending and harm an already weak economy. Republicans responded to the "Shutdown Bad for Economy" report by ignorin..

Current Category
Browse Directory
© 2006-2015, All Rights Reserved