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Megyn Kelly Told "Take A Hike" By Ailes, Who Was Hit In Face By Vintage Stapler

Posted on 08/14/2015 08:06:44 AM

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK (The Nil Admirari): Fox News talking head Megyn Kelly announced two nights ago on her show The Kelly Factor she was going to take a ten day vacation. Kelly did not say why she was going on vacation on air, but an anonymous source at Fox News informed TNA today Kelly was told ..

GOP Offers to Fly Dick Cheney, George W. Bush to Hague If It Can Arrest Hillary

Posted on 08/13/2015 03:09:04 PM

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari): Earlier today, the Republican Party offered to fly former Vice President Dick Cheney and former President George W. Bush to the Hague so they could go before the International Criminal Court (ICC) to face war crimes charges related to their illegal March 2003 invasion ..

Fox News: Iran Attacks "Islamic State" Moon Base Believing Afterlife Virgins Held Hostage

Posted on 08/12/2015 02:34:30 PM

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK (The Nil Admirari): Earlier today, Fox News announced Iran had launched an attack on the Islamic State's "Muhammad Moon Base 1" believing the base was holding afterlife virgins hostage. Fox News alerted its viewers to the existence of the Islamic State's moon base on July 18t..

Why No. She WASN'T an Accident

Posted on 08/12/2015 01:07:03 PM

Merrill and I were asked this weekend if we were the “Grandparents” (humph) of Duchess. I mean, yes, we’ve been asked that before….and no…we don’t get too offended. We get it. We are the amusement, entertainment, and prayer requests of the well-intentioned, nosy..

Trump Rises in Polls After Throwing Kitten Off 58th Floor of Trump Tower

Posted on 08/12/2015 11:16:45 AM

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK (The Nil Admirari): Republican presidential candidate and billionaire Donald Trump threw a kitten off of the 58th floor of Trump Tower this morning. Trump claimed he did it to show everyone he was unstoppable, and polls taken immediately following the incident showed him surg..

Michele Bachmann Finds "Rockets for Trip to Heaven" in Husband's Dresser

Posted on 08/11/2015 12:28:17 PM

STILLWATER, MINNESOTA (The Nil Admirari): Earlier today, former Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann (R-MN-6) announced she had discovered dozens of phallic shaped objects in the bottom drawer of her husband Marcus's dresser. Bachmann explained her husband told her the objects were rockets to ta..

Hating Snow for All the Wrong Reasons

Posted on 01/31/2015 12:01:01 AM

If I start this piece off by saying that I don’t like snow, it would be one of the most malicious acts of understatement to be committed within the last century. It would be like calling Antarctica a “little nippy”...saying touching molten lava is “bad for your skin”....

19 Things That Make Moving Worse Than It Already Is

Posted on 07/23/2014 05:20:37 PM

It is 4:45 AM and I am writing to you from my mass exodus from a place called Cricketville. I have been there and none of you need to go there. Take my word for it. I have experience with creepy crawlies and in the past week I felt them crawling all over. You know? That horrible feeling you have whe..

DATING: 16 REASONS I SWIPED & X’D YOUR FACE ON TINDER

Posted on 07/23/2014 05:17:22 PM

I first heard about Tinder, the dating app, a few years back when I saw a super risqué AD on a billboard driving down Sunset Blvd in Hollywood. Someone told me that it was just a hook up site for guys that were not interested in me – just interested in each other. So, I disregarded thi..

Playing Games, Couples Time and Jigsaws

Posted on 04/09/2014 09:03:57 PM

Completing puzzles as a couple is a great way to unplug, at home or during a vacation trip, and it will bring you closer together. When Nick and I first started dating we played a lot of games, not head games or anything like that, but actual games like Backgammon, Scrabble and Yahtzee. We also comp..

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