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Tell me when it's over

Posted on 05/25/2012 11:37:36 PM

Sometimes when the alarm clock is screaming at you in the morning to get the hell out of bed, and all you want to do is bury your face in the pillow and sleep through the day; you should listen. It was cold and wet this morning. Traffic was already f***ed at 5 a.m. Rich Marriott, the morning&nb..

Insecure writers' support group

Posted on 05/25/2012 11:36:08 PM

I normally use the first Wednesday of the month to bitch about how little time I have to write; how my husband gobbles up every spare second; how my children are a couple of basket cases. I'm changing things up today. Thankyous are in order I was a little bitter -- massive understatement -- followin..

Emo Anarchist Girl

Posted on 05/25/2012 10:56:23 PM

It's so unfair that people expect me to have a job. I'm an artist. I create stuff that's really emotional, and I can't sit in an office all day -- I need to be free. Like I totally think the government should subsidize artists' living expenses, because we make the world a better place. Business peo..

On the bright side -- there aren't any slugs in the shower

Posted on 05/25/2012 10:50:59 PM

I was moping around the house, because my brain didn't feel like writing -- It's the stress of being financially disabled, I concluded. Everything would be so easy if I didn't have this money thing hanging over my head. I knew it was a load of crap, but you make allowances in these situati..

Telling me you're smart doesn't make it so

Posted on 05/25/2012 10:47:42 PM

There are a crap-ton of "geniuses" out there who think they know everything there is to know about this art of putting words together in a manner that makes people want to read them -- don't do this, young, aspiring writer; you'll never be as good as Jack Kerouac, young, aspiring writer; perhaps if ..

My husband did it

Posted on 05/25/2012 10:43:27 PM

Feminists have said for years that women -- especially married women -- should take control of their personal finances -- Never trust a man to do it for you. WELL -- my husband's been telling me for months that his clients owe him thousands of dollars, and I'm starting to think he's a..

The Golden Rule for writers?

Posted on 05/25/2012 10:38:23 PM

I'd like to say that I don't feel sorry for myself -- that I never raise my arms to the sky and whimper "Why me?" But I do feel sorry for myself on a rather regular basis, and it triggered a thought on my way home from work today that I am a character in a book -- that all writers are characters in..

Better off comatose -- maybe

Posted on 05/25/2012 10:33:46 PM

I almost didn't come home from work today -- not because I love my job or my home life is unsatisfying. It's just that so many things went so terribly wrong in eight hours that I feared I would die in a car crash. To begin with, I didn't get paid -- my paycheck this week was NEGATIVE-$20.90. Eve..

Wish in one hand ...

Posted on 05/25/2012 10:30:56 PM

It's not enough to be sick, poor, exhausted and crazy -- no way. Let's top that poop cake off with a pimple as big as a walnut -- WOOT, WOOT! Now I'm deformed, sick, poor, exhausted and crazy. I was only slightly deformed at sunrise, but being home sick with nothing better to do than poke at my ch..

A little help, Dear

Posted on 05/25/2012 10:29:30 PM

I keep thinking I can train my husband -- if I write enough about all of the ways he gets underneath my skin; he'll get the message and help me in my endeavors to write the next best American novel. Someone must either shoot me now or run me down with a car -- save the bullets -- although, ga..

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