If you were cool enough to hang out with me in real life, and we were to go get some beers and chain smoke and annoy the other bar..
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I almost forgot
Published on 2010-12-30 15:40:14
This commercial came on TV when I was with my parents: Mom: Why haven’t I heard of this? I need to get one! Dad: It’ll blow your hair back though. Mom: It’s like the opposite of Beiber hair. Dad: Guess we know where he’s been sticking it then. Brother: Oh my God.
The Christmas Squatters
Published on 2010-12-28 02:09:58
Since I had to work on Christmas Eve and at 8am the day after Christmas, my parents drove up here while I picked my brother up at the airport. Aunt Crazy Pills, Uncle Fighting Illini and Masturbating Cousin drove down to Cheerleading Cousin’s house, so my family stayed at their house for the holidays. We [...]
My Father’s Stony Reserve
Published on 2010-12-17 17:59:35
My mom is having somewhat-emergency gallbladder surgery today. She didn’t ask me to come down for it, probably because she knows I’m going to get pissed at my dad for being a man-child. I called their cell phone this afternoon. My dad answered. “How’d the surgery go?” “Oh, they haven’t taken her in yet. Probably [...]
