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Murder I Can't Write

Published on 2010-07-17 13:52:00

I cannot write fiction. I know I have an overactive imagination sometimes that entire telenovelas play out in my mind before the characters even actually meet, but I have trouble writing that imagination down, mainly because those telenovelas suck big time. Hence the term I used, "telenovela". Every time I attempt to write something not about my life and not true it just ends up being some

Dear John, Here's What I Really Wanted to Say

Published on 2010-07-06 12:08:00

I have never been a fan of those tragic love story movies that featured young and heartbroken protagonists. They're usually subjected to so much heartache and heavy life-changing decision that it almost borders on child abuse. I call it the Nicholas Sparks genre. I think it all started with A Walk to Remember starring Mandy Moore. I've never seen it and I don't intend to, ever. They say Mandy

The Itinerary Designed by Road Runner

Published on 2010-06-18 13:36:00

Written at Gate 12 of Honolulu Airport, 10:57am. The past week had been a frenzied flurry of activities for me. I have logged in more flying time in a week than some people do in a whole year, and believe me, while it was an adventure, it wasn't always fun. There were times I would slump over the toilet seat at the airport restrooms on layovers, too tired to even go number one. My body clock is



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