What Makes A Housewife Desperate?

I am a stay-at-home, homeschooling mother of three. This is the story of my day to day. Boring to some, funny to many. It is what ..

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I am a stay-at-home, homeschooling mother of three. This is the story of my day to day. Boring to some, funny to many. It is what it is. No added fillers or preservatives. All names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent.
Added: July 07, 2006
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If You Give a Mom a Project

Published on 2009-12-29 13:53:00

This post is inspired by the children's book, "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie," and my good friend, Catherine Denton, who always said this would make a good post.If you give a mom a project during Christmas break, she will pick the bedroom closet. She will pull everything out of it first thing in the morning while the kids are watching TV in order to organize it.After she gets the closet empty, the kids will start to ask for breakfast, so she will head to kitchen in her pajamas to pour them a bow

Revelations at 2 AM

Published on 2009-12-09 04:03:00

It's 2 a.m. and I am awakened by the involuntary conjugating of Spanish verbs in my head.hice, hiciste, hicio, hicamos...I wish I could say the conjugations were correct, but at 2 a.m. it's hard to tell. It's really more of a mixture of stems and roots floating around up there. Also, at 2 a.m. it is difficult to make your verb tenses agree, even in English, hence the reason I used the present tense in the first sentence above and the past tense in the third.But enough about grammar. I can't slee

Weighing In

Published on 2009-11-22 14:05:00

“What happened to your neck?” my friend asked. “Did a vampire bite you?” She was referencing the embarrassing itchy rash on my neck that was looking worse instead of better. “Ha, ha,” I said, casually pulling my unusually fluffy hair down around my neck. “I think it’s poison ivy, but it’s not going away.”She smiled. “So, that’s why your hair is so big today.” That’s the bad thing about good friends. Nothing gets past them.After about two weeks of treating my “p



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