Waiter Rant Blog - Stuff Waiters Hate

#7 Self Seaters

Here is a simple question? What does the beautiful young woman in this picture do for a living? I’ll give you a hint- she is holding a stack of menus and she works in a restaurant. Not only does she work in a restaurant but you can usually find

#6 Drink Guzzling

Drink Guzzling is one of the most common threats to a waiter’s patience. I have seen refill counts climb into the double digits. I have witnessed men order four  sodas at a time and drink them all with one gulp. I have watched fountain beverag

# 5 The Douche Thumb

There are few non-verbal gestures that are more obnoxious than  “The Douche Thumb.”In fact there are only three that I can think of: The “Double Douche Thumb“ The “A-Ok” symbol The ” Where the F*ck is our Fo