Blog Title: The Zenformation Professional

THE OXFORD (FUCKING OHIO) DICTIONARY OF QUOTATIONS: Fucking Insane Library Funding Cuts, Rattled Chains, Fashion Mishaps, & Other Nonsense

TWO DEAD GAY POETS, A STUFFED FROG, SANTA MONICA HOBOS & ONE BORED, WELL-READ MODEL: Transcontinental Conversations in the Key of Rod Serling...

SHORT TAKES & SUCH: Anti-Obammunist Tea-Bagging Patriots, Queen City Man Molesters, Rambling Attempts at Activism, & The Whammo Kid Strikes...

ZEN AND THE ART OF RADICAL COUNTRY FOLK: Twilight Brunswick Stew at a Commune, The Revolutionary South, & Resisting Culture Wars Reconstruction

VIRGINIA CONFIDENTIAL: Racial Identity, Culture Politics, Elderly Church Ladies, & Two Cartons of Vanilla-Flavored Soymilk

CHARMED LIVES & TROUBLED SOULS: Of Imaginary Closets, Beautiful Nerd Girls, and Things We Hide Sometimes, in Plain Sight, from the "Religious"

THE BLANK [CHECK] GENERATION: In the Age of Self-Important Microcontent Conformity, Hipster Couture Wallows in a Sea of Dull Wit

THE OXFORD (FUCKING OHIO) DICTIONARY OF QUOTATIONS: Politics, Philosophy, Obscenities, Baseball, Sex, Virgins, White People, Economics...

OXFORD CONFIDENTIAL: You Know... The "Radical Activist" Librarian... The One Who Looks like a Cop, Wears a Stetson, Likes Cold Beer & Tom Waits...

HOMINUS EX MACHINA: The Somnambulist Worlds Man Hath Built for Caligari's Hard-Wired Children

ONE WOMAN'S SPRING BREAK IS ANOTHER'S BACK RENT: The Differences Between Working Class Women and Female Undergrads as Measured in Dollars...

SHORT TAKES AND SUCH: Of Being a Thirtysomething Senior Citizen in a College Town, Amateur Boxing, & Sweet Hitchhikers

ZEN & THE TRANQUIL PHILOSOPHY OF AN OLD SCHOOL MOSH PIT: The Importance of Space, Privacy, & Boundaries in the Batshit Information Age

THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF AN EX-OTHER PROGRESSIVE: Of Bedridden Soul Searching, Emails from Sorority Militants, & Other Fuckings with the Man

RUMORS OF MY DEMISE...Illin' Like a Villain

OXFORD CONFIDENTIAL:On the Dangerous Situations Women Put Themselves Into at Colleges and Universities Every Weekend, Everywhere...

THE OXFORD (FUCKING OHIO) DICTIONARY OF QUOTATIONS: Ringing in 2009 with Donut-Covered Boobs, Ranty Emails, and Destroyed Lucky Jerseys...

ON THE ROAD 2008: Welcome Back to Caliporn...Er...California! May I Crush You with my Boobs?

ON THE ROAD 2008: Where the Homeless Are To Be Chased Out Like Garden Pests, One Always Finds All the Progressive Chic of Nazi Germany

ON THE ROAD 2008: On Getting Caught Checking Out a Woman's Ass, Rich Old Wives and Old Worried Hubbies, & Being Anything But a Gentleman

THE ZENFORMATION WIRE: Culture, Arts, and Reviews From Oxford Fucking Ohio's Biggest Dork

WHAT'S SO LONELY ABOUT SPENDING A THANKSGIVING ALONE, ANYWAY?!?: Of Cioppino Over Turkey, Long Hikes, Solitude, and Movie Dates with Oneself

THE PERPETUAL CURSE OF THEPERPETUAL EX-OTHER MAN: Of Strange Women, Nosebleeds, Morning Bitchslaps, & Tom Waits During Sex

OXFORD CONFIDENTIAL: Of the Global Economic Collapse, Mexican Revolutionaries, Insomniac Ponderings, And Making Out with a Stranger

PRESIDENTIAL ERECTION 2008: Voter Independence, Political Ideals over Parties, and Other Dispatches from a Media-Construct Battlefield