Blog Title: The Sports Hernia Blog

Dinara Safina becomes first pregnant woman to reach Wimbledon semifinals

Attention Rangers Fans: This is Evgeny Grachev skating in a circle

Seriously. This video came from the New York Rangers page on NHL.com. It's five minutes of top prospect Evgeny Grachev skating around in a circle, set to a dazzling musical offering that could only be described as "rockin' jam session."...

Hawks coach Mike Woodson and GM Rick Sund can barely contain their excitement

Yes, the Jamal Crawford era has officially begun for the Hawks. Good luck, Atlanta, and enjoy those two blistering 50-point games to go along with the 80 other nights where he shoots 3-for-18. Sund's inner monologue: "Goddamnit, I'm gonna have...

Report: Cheerleaders to be extinct by 2012

According to a Yahoo Sports article, cheerleading is the most dangerous high school and college sport on the planet Earth, narrowly beating out 'Night Roof Pool Diving' and 'Drunk Kangaroo Boxing': "The new numbers are for the 26-year period from...

Count Yahoo's Gordon Edes as throughly impressed by Mariano Rivera

While certainly not shielding his true thoughts, Edes still took a far classier route than the New York Post's Larry Brooks, who recently penned a bizarre offseason piece entitled "Hey Rangers: Get Fucked And Die Soon," an article the cantankerous...

USTA bans Germany's Sabine Lisciki from smiling at Wimbledon

Just where exactly is Citi Field?

- Mordor - Hell - That 'parts unknown' place the Undertaker hailed from - Right next to the house in Poltergeist - Atmosphere of Mars - This is actually just Wyatt's house in Weird Science - Sixth ring of saturn...

Robinson Cano snatches up "Awakenings" catch of the year

Welcome to the draft war room of the Los Angeles Clippers!

Where the hell are we? Did we somehow enter the offices of Daniel Clamp? Why is everyone so enthralled with watching themselves watch themselves on screen? Are those laptops even plugged in? Are those binders just filled with takeout menus?...

Ricky Rubio: Dazzling point guard, even more dazzling chameleon

Here's Ricky Rubio some time last week, sporting the classic "attacking hornet who's just discovered ecstasy and basketball at the same time" expression. *** And today, where he's taken over the Yahoo! Sports page as the Ashton Kutcher version of...

The Ultimate NBA Player

Just hours away from the 2009 NBA Draft, the SportsHernia staff began to wonder, what would the perfect basketball player look like? If one were able to combine the skills and unique talents of hoop legends, what would the NBA's...

From the Royals to the Marlins to becoming the lost soul that is Ross Gload

We have no idea what's bothering Ross Gload but one thing we do know is that if this picture could speak, it would be telling you, "duuuude, that totally wasn't cool, man."

Otis Nixon makes triumphant return to Atlanta as stadium usher

Unorthodox coach stretching the bounds of what's reasonable

It appears as though Phil Jackson and his 10 glamorous championship rings are considering coaching from the luxury of his custom made, Indian leather La-Z-Boy chair in the plush confines of his LA palace. And really, why the hell not?...

Devoted football fans turn Vikings press conference into Mystery Science Theater

This amazing photograph tugs on our heart strings as we yearn for the day in which even our richest clients wear actual viking gear to the big company meeting. [No photoshop work here, this was part of the Yahoo! NFL...

Angered by yet another crappy fish tie, Yankee fan brawls in front of daughter on Father's Day

Even better, someone copped a feel of Vinny "Superfly" Snuka's wife: Yankees-Marlins Fan Brawl Reveals Truth Of The Human Condition (Deadspin)