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Everyone in Britain to Own North Face Jacket by 2014

Everyone in Britain will own a North Face Jacket by the year 2014, experts are predicting. The warnings come after a landmark study conducted by the National Association of Raincoats and Cagoules (NARC) found that over one in two people walking down

Tory Rebels Lose Right to Amend what Queen said Last Week

Tory rebels have lost a vote in the Commons to make an amendment to the Queen’s words after she has already spoken them to the Nation. The unprecedented move, tabled by Conservative MPs Peter Bone and John Baron, would have paved the way for a new

New Pope to be Fitted with Electronic Tagging Device

Newly elected Catholic CEO, Jim Bowen, is to be fitted with an electronic taging device to ensure he doesn’t try and flee the Vatican, Papal officials have revealed today. Cardinals have said that the tagging device is very similar to those giv