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Summery?
Published on 2010-08-25 10:55:00
With my daughter back in school today, it feels like the end of summer even though Labor Day is nearly two weeks away.~sigh~That pretty much sums it up for me, but I won't say farewell to the mellow season without some sort of flourish. To that end, here's a postcard of sorts courtesy of your humble hostess and the stunning Biltmore Estate in Asheville, North Carolina.
Freeing myself from the ineluctable details of my Art
Published on 2010-08-23 07:15:00
Behold the opening paragraphs of a short story:I bought myself a birthday cake today. After all, it is my birthday. I stood up after dinner and told everyone I’d be right back. Then I went to the grocery store, headed straight to the bakery section and picked one out, just like that. It was round, with two layers of yellow cake, white frosting and flowers.'Happy Birthday!' it said.The lady asked if I wanted a name written on it. I looked at the white, flat area in the center of the cake."No,"
Fels-Naptha
Published on 2010-08-19 16:13:00
I am pretty busy, but as you people need all the help you can get, here I am, taking time out of my impossible schedule (next up: couch vacuuming) to save your sorry asses.You see that soap? That's your Fels-Naptha heavy duty laundry bar soap. And no, I don't do my laundry by scrubbing it on a washboard, which is the natural intention of your Fels Naptha, but I always have a bar of this on hand.You tangle with poison ivy? You're allergic to poison ivy? Let me guess, you go and get some candy-ass
