The Daily Dildo

Long Time No Blog

Published on 2010-08-05 12:40:00

Just a quick note to tell you I'm still around and not to give up on me.

As a Tribute to My Boredom

Published on 2010-06-23 11:56:00

I've included a playlist to your left. Yes, I know it's all smooshed and shit, but instead of screwing with the entire template (which for me, could take hours) I just smashed the playlist. The only buttons you really need are "Play", "Back", and "Next", but if that's not good enough for you, click "Pop-Out Player" and you can see everything.Thanks, and godspeed.

An English Teacher Once Told Me

Published on 2010-06-16 13:12:00

That when faced with writer's block, to write until the words began making sense.I was above top of my class in English all through grade school. High school was the same, I was the never failing English Teacher's Pet (we won't discuss how my Math teachers felt about me). Then I reached college and suddenly.. My English grade dropped until it came to a screeching, miserable halt. Apparently, I don't take too kindly to being told what and how to write. I flunked English Comp 1A. She didn't like t