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Ian’s Internet Adventures 5

More Legos!  This time it’s ZOMBIES! Super Volcanoes! GI JOE looks like it will suck. Gizmondo is at it again. Tags: gi joe, iphones, Legos, nature

Hot Chicks Wearing American Flags

Didn’t really know what to do for the 4th of July this year.  I was gonna think of some more hidden dangers for you to worry about but then I realized you will find them on your own.  Then I was gonna tell you all the stuff I know about the Founding Fathers, like how read more..

Marissa Miller is Still Orange!

Marissa Miller was at the something casino in Vegas wearing a short dress.  It sort of looks like chain mail to me which should be a detriment but it actually works.  I think she is in the Heidi Klum category where she can wear anything and make it look good.  Hefty bags?  Yup, these ladies read more..

Zombie Kickball – Portland, Maine

I read Strange Maine and I came across them talking about Zombie Kickball.  Now, I am wondering if there is like a Zombie kickball league?  Like, I am not sure how they would organize it cause zombies don’t seem to be very organizationally inclined.  But it’s a really good idea.  Have regular humans make the read more..

Sarah Palin Quits as Governor. Who is the hottest governor now?

Sarah Palin, hottest governor in the history of governors, quit today for some reason.  Here is some real info on it.  But since I need to go eat, I don’t have time to dig out any facts or anything, so here are some made up potential reasons. Moving to Argentina to live with Mark Sanford. Replacing Paul read more..

Would you like to see a clip from Michael Jackson’s last performance?

Then you might want to click here. I haven’t watched any FOX coverage on it, but 50-50 that Glenn Beck doesn’t believe he’s actually dead. Here’s a nice touch, by FOX: In the video released Thursday, the 50-year-old singer appears a step slower than he was in his twenties and thirties…. I think they might be on to read more..

Ian’s Online Adventures 4

I see people like this at almost every single show I have ever been to. In the wake of Burger King’s newest add things really haven’t come that far. Check this out for proof. Breakfast and a Snack Turns out, I’ve only ever really liked 1 movie in my time. Tags: Cool Foods, Hipsters, Movies, plots, Sexist Ads

Neil Patrick Harris to Host Emmys

Can’t say I’ve ever once even considered watching How I Met your Mother. Heard it’s good, just, for some reason the idea of a comedy and CBS isn’t something that computes with me. Hell, all of CBS pretty much does not compute with me. Other than Big Brother, I don’t think there is a single CBS read more..

Pick up tabs like Beckham

Well, or maybe not like Beckham. Because, according to this book that was excerpted in Sports Illustrated this week, Beckham isn’t quick to pick up the tab and that kind of irked his broke-ass MLS teammates. Here’s an ESPN summary of the article, but they focus on Landon Donovan calling out Beckham for being a bad read more..

Bears Don’t Play Games

VERNON, N.J. — – A northwestern New Jersey man says he was mugged in his driveway by a sandwich-craving bear. Henry Rouwendal says he was packing his car last Friday when he was hit from behind and knocked to the ground. He says the culprit was a black bear who took his Italian sandwich. Rouwendal says he read more..