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Prison Vs Work
Published on 2009-04-17 11:35:01
IN PRISONyou spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORKyou spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISONyou get three meals a day FREE AT WORKyou only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself. IN PRISONyou get time off for good behaviour. AT WORKyou get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK. IN PRISONa guard locks and unlocks the doors for you. AT WORKyou must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself. IN PRISONyou can wat
Signalman job interview
Published on 2009-04-16 11:33:01
Andy wanted a job as a signalman on the railways. The inspector asked him this question: "What would you do if you saw 2 trains heading for each other on the SAME track? Andy said," I would switch the points for one of the trains." "What if the lever broke?", asked the inspector. "Then I'd dash down to the signal box", said Andy. "And use the manual lever there." "What if lightning struck it?' asked the inspector. "Then..." Andy continued, "I'd run back into signal box and phone the next s
The FBI interview
Published on 2009-04-15 11:33:01
Three men are at the FBI Building for a job interview. The interviewing FBI agent tells the first man, "To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun." The man takes the gun, hesitates, and says, "Sorry, I can't do it." The next interviewee enters the office and the agent tells him the same thing he told the first guy. The second man takes the gun, walks into the room, and walks out.
