Blog Title: Struggling with Optimism

"Jeez everyone stop posting I can't keep up"

Swollen feet

Numb/sore right hand

I hate Norway

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Be Grateful

Swollen feet

Numb/sore right hand

I hate Norway

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Park this bitch

Swollen feet

Numb/sore right hand

I hate Norway

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I give up

If I'm going to continue crying all the time like this, I should start bypassing eye makeup altogether.

List of Grievances

If I'm going to continue crying all the time like this, I should start bypassing eye makeup altogether.

Bleeeeeccchhhhh

I'm reconsidering my position that an A/C is not needed if we have fans.

The Miserable Time in Norway

I'm reconsidering my position that an A/C is not needed if we have fans.

They're just such easy targets

I'm reconsidering my position that an A/C is not needed if we have fans.

Troy Perkins

I went to a football (soccer) match last night.  Two Norwegian teams, nothing too noteworthy.  The goalkeeper for one of the teams is American and his name is Troy Perkins.

Anyone?  Anyone?

Cheesecake in my belly!

I went to a football (soccer) match last night.  Two Norwegian teams, nothing too noteworthy.  The goalkeeper for one of the teams is American and his name is Troy Perkins.

Anyone?  Anyone?

Getting creative up in this mofo

I went to a football (soccer) match last night.  Two Norwegian teams, nothing too noteworthy.  The goalkeeper for one of the teams is American and his name is Troy Perkins.

Anyone?  Anyone?

I hate my cell

I went to a football (soccer) match last night.  Two Norwegian teams, nothing too noteworthy.  The goalkeeper for one of the teams is American and his name is Troy Perkins.

Anyone?  Anyone?

This Woman's Work

This song has a 50/50 chance of making me cry every time I hear it. 

Odds increase in favor of crying if I have been drinking or if I am pregnant.

And since it was specifically written for a movie about a pregnancy, I shall share.

Feeling powerless is really messing up my chi

It's amazing how one deceptively simple e-mail from my little brother asking if he can buy my car to deliver pizzas can spin off a day of extreme agitation.

Third Trimester

I can sum up the third trimester as thus:

"Put me to bed and wake me up when it's time to push."



I don't think I have ever in my life been as perpetually exhausted as I have been these past 2 days.

A science experiment I do not wish to try

I just took my fiber pill and Colace back at the house, rode the tram to the top of the hill, crossed the street, and nearly barfed in the street.  I am still choking it back, here at work.

The only thing keeping me from throwing up is the fear of not knowing how a fiber pill will come back up.

Actor Confusion

I just took my fiber pill and Colace back at the house, rode the tram to the top of the hill, crossed the street, and nearly barfed in the street.  I am still choking it back, here at work.

The only thing keeping me from throwing up is the fear of not knowing how a fiber pill will come back up.

Weekend Update: I can't feel my arm!

I just took my fiber pill and Colace back at the house, rode the tram to the top of the hill, crossed the street, and nearly barfed in the street.  I am still choking it back, here at work.

The only thing keeping me from throwing up is the fear of not knowing how a fiber pill will come back up.

And that's Norway

My Morning, Part 2

My Morning, Part 1

Pedicure Danger

As I reflect on my obscenely short toenails that make my feet look freakish, particularly now that swelling has manifested itself, I realize I have learned something to add to my "Thinge I've Learned" list.

1.  Every driver should have AAA.
2.  Never let the nail tech cut your toenails during a pedicure.  Cut them yourself before going if they need to be cut.

I thought this one was in the bag

And now we're going to test drive the Hyundai tonight.....

Sheesh.

Since posting has slowed to a trickle...

And now we're going to test drive the Hyundai tonight.....

Sheesh.

Oh behave!