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The Tears of Caga Tió
Published on 2011-12-25 09:55:00
Holiday cheer meets confectionery defecation!It is Christmas day now, isn't it? And as usual, I'm exceedingly sleep deprived after staying up all night working on various things. You'll never find a healthier chap.At any rate, though I was tempted to do a Krampus story this year - there will be a Krampus story yet - this year, you get a bizarre little short for the Spanish crowd.Just earlier this month, the surreal, brilliant Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations Christmas special introduced me to a
The Cruelest Holiday Season
Published on 2011-12-24 17:50:00
Oh hey, it's already December. And not only December, but Christmas Eve. An exciting time of the year, if there ever was one. But arguably, all times in any and all years are both exciting and unexciting at once. Depends on where you are, who you're with, and countless other variables. Predicable opening paragraph, predictable opening paragraph filler. The opposite of exciting.And I haven't even remarked yet about how I still need to write here on a more regular basis. Good thing I just got that
The House That Murder Built
Published on 2011-10-31 12:41:00
Oh, right. Halloween.Once again, I disappeared for over a month and a half. More blog posts are coming, but things are clogged up, and for reasons that are surprisingly reasonable for once. This time, anyway.But hey, I tossed something horribly spooky at you last year, so this year, you're getting a goofier, weirder Halloween short story again. And not very long, unfortunately. But then, short fiction is short fiction. In the least, though my short story output has been much slower this year, it