Simple Man's Survival Guide

This just in: The Philadelphia Eagles have signed the 44th President of the United States of America, Barack Obama. Why not? They've got everybody else. Realistically, it would probably have the same results as the Denver Broncos drafting Tim Tebow. Yeah, he'll sell a lot of jerseys and be really popular, but if you put him in a close game, he'll buckle under the pressure, hand the ball off to the other team, personally deliver a signed copy of your playbook to the opposing coaches after he get

Netflix Hate, Google+ Love

Instead of Netflix's trademark red envelopes, customers of the company received a big red middle finger via e-mail this week. My wife and I currently have the plan where we get two DVDs at any time and access to Watch Instantly content, which is essentially the worst B movies from the last 30 years. There are at least 30 movies like Timecop, Under Siege 2 and The Toxic Avenger for every one Pulp Fiction, and after you get past the handful of quality films, it's like an all-you-can-watch Pauly S

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