SecretOfficeConfessions

Sophistication? You have the wrong office!

Published on 2010-10-17 13:50:00

I almost feel sorry for Fishy and Jamie. They had such high hopes for Amber and she is crushing everyone.My favourite Amberisms include:"Ew British men have such icky teeth" All the guys in the office looked positively woebegone and while I felt sorry for them I had to laugh"All women should be having regular Botox right Kate?" At which point I spilt my coffee all over my desk."I can't help it I just find guys sexier when they have money. I mean I’d never sleep with someone unless he was a fin

New girl in the office and co-workers misery is my happiness

Published on 2010-08-09 08:49:00

Sorry for the delay in posting. I hope this one is worth it.So it’s Ambers first day – she starts at lunch time and I decide to start the day well by:Being on time (I am only 15 mins late this counts as managed)Wearing make up- (Sucess foundation covers the bruise from a fall)Making sure hair was brushed and stocking free of runs – I can mend that bad first impression (Fail - stockings ripped and hair mad)Stopping Fishy or Jamie from anything too appropriate. (Who am I kidding?)Stopping Te

You have to be mad to want to work here…

Published on 2010-07-06 07:45:00

So we’ve been interviewing and we have two candidates. 1) Amber – she is definitely not lacking in confidence and could do a good job but doesn’t have all of the database skills.2) Jenny – She seems very nice has all the skills and is a bit quiet. Jamie thinks she “lacks the confidence” actually he doesn’t fancy her. Ted, “We need to hire someone. This TEAM is incomplete.”I roll my eyes, “You do know these little meeting Jamie and I keep disappearing to are expressly for that