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Dear Cheapskate,Penelope emailed me again from her house on Cape Cod:"Dear Mildred, [Should I tell her my name's not Mildred? She's 111 years old. Should I let it go?-cs]I got your email and your complaints about the weather. First of all, do you think that because I'm old I want to discuss such an inane topic as the
Sock It To Me, Baby
Dear Cheapskate,You get to meet
101 Uses For A Brick
Dear Cheapskate,Whoops! Did I say one hundred and one uses for a brick? I meant to say one. One use for a brick. I can tell you of one way to use a brick. Not one hundred and one ways to use a brick. I must have been thinking of college, you know, where "Econ 101" or "Math 101" really means "Econ 1" or "Math 1". One. Only one. One way to use a brick.It's been cold here in California. Relatively cold, anyway. Hovering around 44 degrees inside my house and colder outside. Stop laughing! I know it'
