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Toilet Seat..
Published on 2009-11-02 13:43:57
I am tired of being yelled at for leaving the seat up. What is the deal with this? If you need it down, put it down; if you need it up, put it the hell up! Why is ‘down’ the default setting? I feel discriminated against. And if you accidentally sit on the cold porcelain, [...]
Balloon Kid
Published on 2009-10-16 09:27:41
Now, if you don’t know me, I am usually loathe to give out parental advise-I am no Ward Cleaver- but I feel justified, as a public figure, in saying this; parents, if your going to park an experimental aircraft in your back yard, you may want, uh, I dunno… to ensure that your children have [...]
Naughty or nice? You decide.
Published on 2009-10-14 09:25:11
More crap about my weight today. Double barrel. First my marketing department spent 20 minutes on my receding waistline and ‘brand recognition’ until I threw the entire department out of the meeting and onto their tight little asses. Then I get home, and the old lady starts hammering me about it. Okay, raise your hand [...]
