Blog Title: Right Wing Nation

Sure.

The only thing crazier than a squeal-y little Michael Jackson fan is, of course, Michael Jackson — oh wait, he’s dead, isn’t he. The nutjobs have crawled out from under their rocks. Michael Jackson had a secret girlfriend! Right. A six year-old “girlfriend” named Brucie. Or “Blanket.” Or “Prince.” MICHAEL JACKSON IS ALIVE! Pop King faked his death, read more..

Independence Day

Declaration of Independence, July 4, 1776 When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature’s God entitle them, read more..

Shocked, I Tell You, Shocked!

Taxpayer-funded vacations by politicians up 50% since 2006! Ruin the economy, then take a trip to the Virgins Islands and make the taxpayers foot the bill! Then come back to Washington, and take the wrecking ball to the economy again!

School Prayer For Liberals

Sustainable lingerie. Seriously. You can’t make this stuff up.

Mmmm, Mmmm, Good!

Carne Asada, Rojas, and Guacamole. Recipes here.

Visitation

From the local rag. Funeral preparations are underway for the late television pitchman Billy Mays. A visitation is scheduled for 1 to 8 p.m. Thursday at the Anthony M. Musmanno Funeral Home in Mays’ hometown of McKees Rocks, near Pittsburgh. He is to be buried Friday morning.

Now There’s A Headline

Thanks to Rory, I have Google Desktop, which among other things, keeps track of the websites you visit and when they update, displays the headlines in an RSS feed. So when I saw this headline, I was, er, so, uh, taken aback that I immediately checked it out. Maggie’s Farm: “I’m A Lesbian”, which turns out read more..

Hilarious!

“To the right of Atilla the Hun.” Har!

Surprise

If you saw the story that supposedly Jordan Chandler, in an illiterate message, claimed that “Mikey” never molested him, it’s a hoax. Expect lots of this whitewashing in the next month or so.

Another One

That superior medical system in Canada sends another patient to the US for treatment.

Interview

with Billy Mays. Some of it may surprise you.

Karma!

Young, “disadvantaged” POS attacks old “amazing, multifaceted” Commie “activist” POS to steal his bicycle. Other “activist” sh*tbags reportedly, “Shocked, I tell you, shocked!” Hat tip: Jeffrey.

Yow!

Billy Mays passed away. There’s somebody worth eulogizing. Hi! Billy Mays here!

Line Du Jour

From the Blogfather re: Perez Hilton. If you’re a gay guy in the news because someone punched you, and the most prominent gay rights organization has asked you to apologize, and a charity who works to end violence against gay people won’t take money from you, I think it’s safe to say you’re a piece of read more..

More Tactful Than I

Kate says it all about Michael Jackson. A “tragic childhood” is a 4 year old in Bangladesh with retinoblastoma. A “tragic life” is a Russian teenager sold into the sex trade. Michael Jackson did not have a tragic childhood, nor did he have a tragic life. He had the life he chose. To excuse his behavior as though it read more..