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Top 10 Family Guy Quotes

Published on 2010-10-31 14:13:00

Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute. Quagmire: Fifty bucks. Auctioner: She had nine STDs. Quagmire: Forty-five bucks. Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself. Quagmire: Fifty bucks. Peter (after Lois tells him he’s childish): “If I’m a child that means you’re a pedophile, and I’ll be [...]

Funny Tweet via William Shatner

Published on 2010-10-30 21:49:46

Robert Mugabe (Zimbabwe Dictator) Tweets Wikipedia

Published on 2010-10-30 21:48:27

Fake account tweeted on behalf of the Zimbabwe dictator. Funny tweet nonetheless…