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Kate Upton is the Sports Illustrated 2012 Swimsuit Issue Cover Girl
Published on 2012-02-14 12:08:56
Here to make the woman you spent your Valentine’s Day dollars on look like dog shit by comparison is Kate Upton, who will be on the cover of 2012′s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. On more than one occasion I’ve heard female friends of mine say things like, “John, I didn’t think you’d be into that [...]
Why Valentine’s Day Sucks
Published on 2012-02-14 10:12:12
In the pantheon of holidays, Valentine’s Day is at the bottom of my list. Not because I feel alone or unloved or any of those other emotions for women. It’s the general principle of the day. Think of Christmas, a holiday that is beloved by all of us who are going to Heaven in the [...]
Justin Vernon of Bon Iver Is a Massive Twat
Published on 2012-02-13 13:19:09
Before last night, I was blissfully unaware of both Justin Vernon and his band, Bon Iver. Had you asked me what a “Bon Iver” was, I would have assumed some some sex act from the pages of Urban Dictionary involving feces, semen and the face of an unwilling female participant. Thanks to the Grammys, though, [...]
